Regretting the super hot sauce on the chicken wings?

dirtsurfr

dirtsurfr

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Reminds me of the old story about which body part was the most important part or the "BOSS"..
The legs said they were cause they took the rest of the body were it wanted to go.
The brain said it was cause it controled the rest of the bodie the ass hole said it was
and shut down for 5 days the brain was unable to think straight and the legs couldn't even support
the bodies weight.
The moral of the story is you have to be a Ass Hole to be a BOSS.
 
PeyoteReligion

PeyoteReligion

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Damn it's like two o clock almost and my gut is still so fucked up I cant even eat! And I'm starving. I have nothing in my belly but it keeps sending me to the can. Nothing but bubbles of flaming death! Good damn I will never fuck with the bhut jolokia ever again! Really bad idea. I knew today would suck, had no idea it would be this bad. It's never been this bad. I shoulda called in sick...
 
Jimmyjonestoo

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PeyoteReligion said:
The hottest pepper on the scoval scale is the bhut jalpia or somthing like that. Also known as the ghost pepper. That shit can kill a child, no joke cardiac arrest. And yes peppers are good for you, and also slightly uphoric, this is the fascination people have. And its bomb!
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Supposedly there is now an ever hotter pepper than the ghost chilli and it's called a Scorpion pepper.

Edit: as of June 4 2011 the Trinidad scorpion pepper has been named the Worlds hottest pepper. I don't know why anyone would a pepper that hot. I like spicy foods but damn that's just crazy.
 
Unnk

Unnk

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tip.... any ammount of hot can be beat with half and half and up quality fat product like light cream works great just need a spoon full swish and spit
 
PeyoteReligion

PeyoteReligion

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Unnk said:
tip.... any ammount of hot can be beat with half and half and up quality fat product like light cream works great just need a spoon full swish and spit
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Also a table spoon or two will neutralize the heat. I find dairy works really well, but it kinda traps some residual heat in. Sugar is best. But that still won't help the butt burn lol!
 
PeyoteReligion

PeyoteReligion

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Carne Seca said:
This threads reminds of a joke in Spanish. The punch line is, "Come on ice cream!!!!"
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Oh come on gimme the whole joke! Lol one of the engineers I work with was tellin me something a lot like that punch line this morning when I told him my plight. He laghs and says I should eat some ice cream so the last thing leaving me was cold. Haha I wish it worked that way!
 
PeyoteReligion

PeyoteReligion

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Jimmyjonestoo said:
Supposedly there is now an ever hotter pepper than the ghost chilli and it's called a Scorpion pepper.

Edit: as of June 4 2011 the Trinidad scorpion pepper has been named the Worlds hottest pepper. I don't know why anyone would a pepper that hot. I like spicy foods but damn that's just crazy.
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Did not know this. Yea after experiencing the bhut jolokia I already think that shit was execive for sure. I can't imagine anything hotter! Absolutely rediculous.
 
ClaytonBigsby

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I always say, "If it doesn't hurt twice, it's not a spice" but I ate at a Thai place once and the woman asked me how hot I like it and I said "you can't hurt me!". What an idiot! She took it as a challenge. After just a few bites I looked like I had been sprayed with pepper spray, the shit for bears. Snot coming out of my nose, salive pouring out of my mouth, tears, ears ringing and burning, the whole works. I trudged on, because in a way, like some of you have said, it is kind of euphoric. At first I was embarrassed about all of the crap coming out of my face but before long it was too swollen to be reckognized anyway, so I kept going. I took half of it home to my wife and didn't say anything.

She likes cold food so she ate it like that and it masked the fire for a few bites. She is nowhere near as rotgutted as I am so she was in trouble fast. She cursed me for a couple of hours because that's how long she hurt,....then a couple more because that's when I started getting gas. Horrible, putrid, gas. It started with the little hot ones that stink up the whole room and turned into the big, explosive, wet ones. She banished me from the bed for the night. I woke up later to her screaming from the toilet, "get me an ice cube!!!" Crazy! I never went back so to this day I still don't know what she did to me.
 
Carne Seca

Carne Seca

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My aunt Juanita makes the hottest red chili north of the Tortilla Belt. It's so fucking delicious that you can't stop eating it. Everyone has paper towels while eating her chili. To wipe the tears and snot off our faces. Then we eat ice cream and pray to the toilet gods.
 
Carne Seca

Carne Seca

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I swear to all that's holy she made a pact with the devil and he delivers the chili directly from Hell to her house.
 
cannabineer

cannabineer

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Maybe she can put in a good word with the devil's cousin so, next time he sends a horned minion up on a chili run (oh infelicitous phrase), he leaves a bag of devil dank on your doorstep. cn
 
Carne Seca

Carne Seca

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cannabineer said:
Maybe she can put in a good word with the devil's cousin so, next time he sends a horned minion up on a chili run (oh infelicitous phrase), he leaves a bag of devil dank on your doorstep. cn
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Already taken care of by my he-who-must-not-be-named relative from a neighboring undisclosed medical state. :D
 
un named

un named

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PeyoteReligion said:
So my friend makes the hottest fuckin sauce and puts it on the wings and its delicious! The first time he made it was the hottest, we named it Firey Butthole Sauce. And justly so, my ass was on fire :fire: when I took one this morning.

Any similar stories? Lol
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not really stories but theres a supermarket near me and they have these spicy sausages and they are called ''bum burners'' lol
 
ThE sAtIvA hIgH

ThE sAtIvA hIgH

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fireproof said:
Let me tell you a little story...

I love hot boiled peanuts. They're awesome, as I'm sure 99% of the people here know. I however unlike most, if any people I know, eat them shells and all. I chew them up well. That's where all the flavor ends up anyways and they break down pretty well. I used to also eat flavored sunflower seeds shell and all too. However, sunflower seeds aren't all nice and boiled down like boiled peanut shells are, so it's possible to get undigested slivers coming out in your poop.

But, this thread is about super hot sauce and chicken, not poop, so let's get to the spicy goodness of this story.

You see, I didn't know about sunflower seed slivers until one morning after having General Taos chicken for dinner the night before and sunflower seeds earlier in that day. One of those slivers somehow got situated with a pointy end sticking out the side of a turd and decided it was going to scrape the inside of my asshole on the way out. The spicy sauce from the General Taos chicken coming out at the same time definitely didn't make it any better. The longer I took trying to ease it all out, the more it started to burn. It turned into some sort of fucked up race against the clock to minimize how torn up my asshole was going to be, and how long the spicy turd was going to be rubbing against it. Eventually I stood up screaming and stuck my finger in my ass trying to re-situate the sunflower sliver so it would quit fucking me up, which worked.

Unfortunately, the chick I had over the night before didn't stick around long enough to hear that story when she burst in to see what the screaming was about and found me with my pants around my ankles and my finger wiggling around in my ass.
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ha ha good story
 
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