Skuxx
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Trust me it only becomes more humorous when someone is offended on the internet
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MASTERofTHEgrowers
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what's long, hard and has cum in it?
a cucumber
a cucumber
MASTERofTHEgrowers
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what does a bad golfer and sex have in common?
everything goes in the hole but the balls
everything goes in the hole but the balls
Skuxx
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MASTERofTHEgrowers
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I woke up this morning on the sofa, my pants around my ankles and a cucumber stuck up my arse . the post-it note said "I saw you spike my drink so I swapped them" BITCH
bu$hleaguer
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A pedophile and a little boy are walking into the woods together.
The little boy, holding the pedophile's hand, looks up at him and says "I'm scared."
The pedophile looks down at the little boy and says "You're scared? I have to walk out of here alone!"
The little boy, holding the pedophile's hand, looks up at him and says "I'm scared."
The pedophile looks down at the little boy and says "You're scared? I have to walk out of here alone!"
bu$hleaguer
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What's hotter than a 6 year old Philipino boy wearing lipstick?
Nothing.
Nothing.
MASTERofTHEgrowers
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whitebb2727
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Couple guys walking down the road, they pass a mortuary, one looks at the other and says "Hey, you want to go in and get a couple cold ones?"
MASTERofTHEgrowers
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how do you make a dead baby float?
1 scoop icecream
2 scoops dead baby
1 scoop icecream
2 scoops dead baby
MASTERofTHEgrowers
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A girl came home from a date. Her mother had waited up for her, and when the girl walked in the door, the mother noticed she had rice in her hair. “Sally,” she said, “you didn’t tell me you were going to a wedding.” “I didn’t mom,” Sally replied.
“I was giving a blowjob to a Chinese guy and he threw up on me.”
A girl came home from a date. Her mother had waited up for her, and when the girl walked in the door, the mother noticed she had rice in her hair. “Sally,” she said, “you didn’t tell me you were going to a wedding.” “I didn’t mom,” Sally replied.
“I was giving a blowjob to a Chinese guy and he threw up on me.”
MASTERofTHEgrowers
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My last girlfriend called me a pedophile.
Pretty big word for a 12-year-old.
Pretty big word for a 12-year-old.
whitebb2727
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Man wakes up in heaven. God is there. Gods tells the man he can have anything he wants.
Man says "I'm horny."
God asks him what he wants.
Man says "I want a blonde.
Poof a blonde appears. Mans says "What do I do?"
God tells him to take her behind a cloud. The man does.
The man says "That was great, I am still horny."
God asks him what he wants. Man says " A brunette." Bam, he gets her.
Man says "I am still horny." God ask him what he wants. Man " A black haired beauty."
After finishing God asks the man if he is happy.
The man "Yes but now I have to crap." God tells him to crap behind the cloud.
The man does then asks "Lord, I need something to wipe with." Lord tells him to tear a chunk of cloud out and wipe.
The man does.
About this time the mans wife wakes him up punching and screaming at him.
"What the *uck is wrong with you? You screwed me three times, shit in the bed and now your tearing up the pillows."
Man says "I'm horny."
God asks him what he wants.
Man says "I want a blonde.
Poof a blonde appears. Mans says "What do I do?"
God tells him to take her behind a cloud. The man does.
The man says "That was great, I am still horny."
God asks him what he wants. Man says " A brunette." Bam, he gets her.
Man says "I am still horny." God ask him what he wants. Man " A black haired beauty."
After finishing God asks the man if he is happy.
The man "Yes but now I have to crap." God tells him to crap behind the cloud.
The man does then asks "Lord, I need something to wipe with." Lord tells him to tear a chunk of cloud out and wipe.
The man does.
About this time the mans wife wakes him up punching and screaming at him.
"What the *uck is wrong with you? You screwed me three times, shit in the bed and now your tearing up the pillows."
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Diabolical666
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Why dont blind people skydive?
scares the shit out of the dog
scares the shit out of the dog
bu$hleaguer
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What kind of bees make milk?
Boobies.
Boobies.
bu$hleaguer
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Why don't witches wear panties?
Better grip on their broomsticks.
Better grip on their broomsticks.
4 Catholic men and a Catholic woman were having coffee when one of the Catholic men tells his friends, “My son is a priest, when he walks into a room, everyone calls him ‘Father’.”
The second man chirps, “My son is a Bishop. When he walks into a room people call him ‘Your Grace’.”
The third man says, “My son is a Cardinal. When he enters a room everyone says ‘Your Eminence’.”
The fourth Catholic man then says, “My son is the Pope. When he walks into a room people call him ‘Your Holiness’.”
Since the lone Catholic woman was sipping her coffee in silence, the four men give her a subtle, “Well….?”
She proudly replies, “I have a daughter, slim, tall, 38D breast, 24″ waist and 34″ hips. When she walks into a room, people say, “Oh – My – God.” lol
The second man chirps, “My son is a Bishop. When he walks into a room people call him ‘Your Grace’.”
The third man says, “My son is a Cardinal. When he enters a room everyone says ‘Your Eminence’.”
The fourth Catholic man then says, “My son is the Pope. When he walks into a room people call him ‘Your Holiness’.”
Since the lone Catholic woman was sipping her coffee in silence, the four men give her a subtle, “Well….?”
She proudly replies, “I have a daughter, slim, tall, 38D breast, 24″ waist and 34″ hips. When she walks into a room, people say, “Oh – My – God.” lol