Texas, I love the shit outta that state

Finshaggy

Finshaggy

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Texas is my girl.

Texas's Capitol is a replica of the National monument...But 15ft taller.

The National Energy grid is split into three sections: Eastern states, Western states, and TEXAS.

Texas is still considered its own republic. It is the only state that can honorably fly it's flag as high as the American flag.

Texas can split into 8 states.

The lone star means, "We don't need fifty states, we're good with just the one."

Rick Perry has had more people killed during his time in office, than any other modern governor.

In Texas when you get out of prison, you are still supposed to be able to request and receive a gun and a horse upon release.


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Finshaggy

Finshaggy

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Agreed. Texas is just the shit.

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Finshaggy

Finshaggy

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They use our seamen in jet fuel.
 
Finshaggy

Finshaggy

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Not Texas. But the south.

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M B P

M B P

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Born in TX... so happy my parents moved out of that state when I was 4. The most annoying thing about TX is how high and mighty Texans are on Texas. so... I guess way to go on fulfilling that stereotype. ;-)
 
DSB65

DSB65

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M B P said:
Born in TX... so happy my parents moved out of that state when I was 4. The most annoying thing about TX is how high and mighty Texans are on Texas. so... I guess way to go on fulfilling that stereotype. ;-)
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M B P

M B P

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I messed with Texas. I really want a bumper sticker that says that.

"I messed with Texas." How funny would that be.
 
Hepheastus420

Hepheastus420

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M B P said:
Born in TX... so happy my parents moved out of that state when I was 4. The most annoying thing about TX is how high and mighty Texans are on Texas. so... I guess way to go on fulfilling that stereotype. ;-)
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You are a Texan lol... Want some moonshine?
 
Scrotie Mcboogerballs

Scrotie Mcboogerballs

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I'm a Texan and f'ing love that state. I currently live in CO, have been all over the states but love that state. I can see how a lot of people hate on it but I'm fortunate enough to have a condo in New Braunfels and can never get enough. The culture is amazing and people are truly kind down there. To each their own but that place is a perfect example of pride prevailing.
 
M B P

M B P

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I've always believed Texans are probably good people... but they could use a lesson in humbleness. That's not an attack.

Where I come from humbleness is a big virtue. So, whatever... its just different. To each their own.
 
Hepheastus420

Hepheastus420

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M B P said:
I've always believed Texans are probably good people... but they could use a lesson in humbleness. That's not an attack.

Where I come from humbleness is a big virtue. So, whatever... its just different. To each there own.
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Somebody doesn't get texan humor :).

It's cool bro. Just don't mess with Texas anymore :bigjoint:.
 
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