The UK Growers Thread!

newuserlol

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Deffo for what its gonna cost ya the benefits are well worth it, its when ur looking at dehumifiers that's when ya gotta think of other options cause them fuckers are 150-200+ each! but 20-30quid is abit more affordable for the humifiers lol

How was ya xmas neway? Ya av a good day?
 

Mastergrow

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Deffo for what its gonna cost ya the benefits are well worth it, its when ur looking at dehumifiers that's when ya gotta think of other options cause them fuckers are 150-200+ each! but 20-30quid is abit more affordable for the humifiers lol

How was ya xmas neway? Ya av a good day?
yeah not bad m8, all over rated tho if u ask me, specially if ye got no kids. Spent the day with a loada family anyway, think there was bout 18 of us. I usually get hammered but never drunk much Xmas day, got hammers last night tho, a few beer and a bottle of southern comfort. What bout u m8? U spend it with the misses and kids or what?
 

newuserlol

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yeah not bad m8, all over rated tho if u ask me, specially if ye got no kids. Spent the day with a loada family anyway, think there was bout 18 of us. I usually get hammered but never drunk much Xmas day, got hammers last night tho, a few beer and a bottle of southern comfort. What bout u m8? U spend it with the misses and kids or what?
Too true mg, only difference tho when ya got kids is it cost ya 1000s extra and then u gotta smile n say arrrr "its all about the kids anyway" NO xmas use to be my excuse to spend a min really i mean a min 500 drugs budget for xmas n boxing day lol I didn't eat no xmas dinner for years.

Don't get me wrong I've always been a fatfuck but xmas wasn't for eating nuffing but class A's nows it all about the "kids" lol

Lucky fuckers getting all my drugs budget don't no how lucky they are lmao
 

tip top toker

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If kids cost ya thousands extra, you either have one hell of a lot of children or you're doing things wrong. Kids should be getting a stocking of sweets and cheap ass toys, and a Thunderbirds outfit as their present, not backing iphones and game consoles. If they want that crap they can get a weekend job and buy their own :-)
 

newuserlol

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That's the spirit ttt good to see ya back m8 and a happy xmas to u too.

But yeah I spent a 1000 on presents for the both of them so maybe 1000s was a slight exagreation m8 but still a grand I didn't use to have to spend on nowt but my xmas drug treats lol
 

Mastergrow

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That's the spirit ttt good to see ya back m8 and a happy xmas to u too.

But yeah I spent a 1000 on presents for the both of them so maybe 1000s was a slight exagreation m8 but still a grand I didn't use to have to spend on nowt but my xmas drug treats lol
Yeah round here it's seems to be the same, most my family would spend 500 or more on each there kids at Xmas and its not to say they have money, most them live on council estates
 

newuserlol

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We've always had a 50 quid limit on presents. Never proved an issue. This year I got a 50 quid shaver, good job :-)
How do I tell a 2yr old n a 1yr old u got a 50 limit tho ttt? Not to mention a missus who then wants better than she got in her youth all that emotional malarky ffs man throw me a bone lol

Was easier to just spend the G than deal with all that shit m8 lol
 

dura72

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me and the girl spent around £500 on each of the kids. mibbe a bit more. and the grandparents all spent a good whack too. so they probably got a grand each in total. far too much but hey ho its only once a year so i dont mind, we dont tend to spend much throughout the year, ive a little charity shop close by that i drop books ive read into and when im in i may spend a couple of quid on toys. ive got good kids thank fuck, they never whine for stuff or anything. good natured little fuckers although the little one , he's actually mine the big one is my girlfriends daughter, is a bit wild, highly intelligent little shit and he loves to wind me up and he's pretty strong willed, its fuckin great being a dad.....and i NEVER thought i'd say that.
 

tip top toker

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How do I tell a 2yr old n a 1yr old u got a 50 limit tho ttt? Not to mention a missus who then wants better than she got in her youth all that emotional malarky ffs man throw me a bone lol

Was easier to just spend the G than deal with all that shit m8 lol
Certainly every situation is a little different, but when I was a kid, if I wanted something more expensive, I was told I'd have to contribute for it myself, or alternatively they'd saybtheyd consider it and just buy something different but still great. Went no sense in raising a spoilt brat who gets whatever he asks for. Not saying that's how it is with you, don't take it the wrong way, but I just think these days kids get anything and everything they have zero need for. We might as well just call em adults for the style of childhood they have these days. Whatever happened to simply playing with a bunch of cardboard boxes a roll of selotape and some micro machines :-)

I can understand spending more on a partner, but it can still be in reason. If my girl turned around and said I want this I want that I want I want, I might think about it, but chances are I'd think fuck you the point of presents is that its an indication that someone has taken the time to think about what they like and bought nice things for them through their own thinking, as in to show that they know them and care about them. I hate the notion of buying presents that are not a surprise, what's the point. Christmas is an utter sham these days it seems.
 

newuserlol

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Certainly every situation is a little different, but when I was a kid, if I wanted something more expensive, I was told I'd have to contribute for it myself, or alternatively they'd saybtheyd consider it and just buy something different but still great. Went no sense in raising a spoilt brat who gets whatever he asks for. Not saying that's how it is with you, don't take it the wrong way, but I just think these days kids get anything and everything they have zero need for. We might as well just call em adults for the style of childhood they have these days. Whatever happened to simply playing with a bunch of cardboard boxes a roll of selotape and some micro machines :-)

I can understand spending more on a partner, but it can still be in reason. If my girl turned around and said I want this I want that I want I want, I might think about it, but chances are I'd think fuck you the point of presents is that its an indication that someone has taken the time to think about what they like and bought nice things for them through their own thinking, as in to show that they know them and care about them. I hate the notion of buying presents that are not a surprise, what's the point. Christmas is an utter sham these days it seems.
This is not a wind up post or am I arguing with you m8 u no with u at least out the thread I rarely do neither.

But for me I would say that has a lot to do with wealth on a whole, I don't have no big fancy family home I don't even have a home of me own I.e brought or buying so my sub-conscience will buy over the odds at xmas to sublet what I cannot offer for a future? I may be able to spend 500 each kid at xmas but I aint got the security of a paid for expensive family home to pass on so therefore feel the need to compersate with xmas n bd's alike.
 

newuserlol

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Ne1 notice how hilter just hits n runs??? Reminds me of don lolol sorry don just messing bout that.

But still as soon as u post ya fucking gutless muggy cunt adolf ya gone?!?

Ur never gonna do the uk thread shit even ic3,dura and the uk thread are too man enough for u it seems, good luck with europe lolol would say goodluck with russia too but ya no how that went hay not to mention ymans wrath wit his eastblock connections.
 

tip top toker

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This is not a wind up post or am I arguing with you m8 u no with u at least out the thread I rarely do neither.

But for me I would say that has a lot to do with wealth on a whole, I don't have no big fancy family home I don't even have a home of me own I.e brought or buying so my sub-conscience will buy over the odds at xmas to sublet what I cannot offer for a future? I may be able to spend 500 each kid at xmas but I aint got the security of a paid for expensive family home to pass on so therefore feel the need to compersate with xmas n bd's alike.
That does make sense, but in that situation is rather not use Christmas as a spending time. While I hate Christmas for its fake religious claims, its largely because these days its about nothing more than money and such. For me Christmas is solely about seeing my family, which alas this year didn't happen due to a stupid fucking job. And while I can't speak for my parents, I feel safe in saying that they don't spend little because of what we already have, but rather that they just don't see a need. They were both brought up in absolute poverty, and as such were brought up to consider Christmas as something more than presents and spending.

It is of course each to their own and for me I just can't see a reason for hundreds of pounds of presents. Think kuroi and I probably spent 50 quid on each of us, there were no fancy toys, but the gifts were fantastic, the company even more so. Again, each to their own, I'd rather save the money on the presents and spend it on a rip roaring day of feasting. So in the regard of money, not too different, but I guess money on food in my mind is a more communal expense. Not saying not to do as you do, you seem to have good reasoning, very good reasoning, I just personally don't like Christmas to be too focused on materialism.
 

dura72

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Ne1 notice how hilter just hits n runs??? Reminds me of don lolol sorry don just messing bout that.

But still as soon as u post ya fucking gutless muggy cunt adolf ya gone?!?

Ur never gonna do the uk thread shit even ic3,dura and the uk thread are too man enough for u it seems, good luck with europe lolol would say goodluck with russia too but ya no how that went hay not to mention ymans wrath wit his eastblock connections.
he's jist a wee dafty.....up here we'd call him a 'nugget'......its no worth arguing wae clowns like that, he's not got the wit or the patter to put up a worthwhile verbal joust, if he was smart or funny it would be enjoyable but its like playing trivial pursuit with a downs syndrome.
 

newuserlol

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Fair points to both, but I'm 30mg of zoplicone and a full 70cl of vods in now so will have to take ya words for 2night at least lol

Good to have u staying around dura after ya probs recent and good to have u ttt hear full stopp seeing as ur been gone so long
 

tip top toker

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Probably won't be back for long. Don't have the time or energy to keep up with this thread. Being promoted to sous chef was nothing more than a licence to rape. And alas I don't mean the waitresses, but rather me. I'll be out of there before too long though, boss treats everyone like a shit in shoes, from talks with the staff, he will be losing 80 percent of his kitchen staff within a single month, and by 80 percent I mean every staff member other than the head chef. Cardinal rule of being s boss is do NOT fuck over your employees. Especially the ones who are irriplacable on short notice. They figured they were above the law so couldn't be fucked to give me a document of particulars, meaning that I have no legal obligation to give them notice, not even one day. Half the staff have never even been asked for their NI numbers despite being full time.

Just drinking some singha, then its bed for work again.
 

dura72

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i spent a few years workin in hotels everything from KP to bar man to eventually head waiter....you wouldnt get me back in one at the point of a fuckin sword.....shit hours, shit pay, shit fuckin screaming chefs 99% of whom are fuckin egomaniac prima donas. went fuckin psycho in one hotel and threatened to kill the owner/chef...smashed the foyer up and chased him into his office where he locked and barricaded the door. i got 3 weeks in the fuckin jail for that.....funny thing is the guy was a great chef, wee asian dude, fantastic curries etc but he treated all his staff like shit, typical paki cunt, thought he owned the staff, treated his white wife like a dog....he fucking shit himself when i went pan-chucky though lol.
 

tip top toker

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My chef is fucking sound, best guy you could work with, the landlord aka boss man is a cunt though. As you say, the pay is shit. I'm a sous chef on 12k a year... On Christmas each waiting staff got more in tips than any of the kitchen earnt in an 11 hour shift.
 

dura72

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ive worked with some good chefs, i worked for one of the best in scotland, guy called bill costley, he owns some real top class gaffs multi million pound places, we had one customer that used to arrive once a month in her helicopter, the carpark was full of bentleys, mercs, rollers and shit. great food, total cunt during service, demanded perfection and did not suffer fools but after service he was cool, the chrimbo party was superb, free bar in a posh hotel, ah just sat and drank myself into a coma on his malt whiskey. he payed well at the time too, we were on a quid an hour more than any other local hotel.
 

tip top toker

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Christmas party? What's one of those? We didn't get a 15 minute break at christmas, let alone any food or drink. Yet the investor/owner walked away without paying for a near 2 grand tab. It's basically his private kitchen, doesn't pay for anything, yet the boss moans that he can't afford to hire another chef or pay proper wages (2/5 of the chefs are apprentices as it is and on £3 an hour). Anyone knows that you pay for what you eat or use etc, even if you're the owner, business 101. The place is a joke.
 
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