The UK Growers Thread!

IC3M4L3

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There is an understood and proven reason why folk get other people to do the growing for them. You are a smart lad dura, don't going being a stupid cunt now. If yore happy to take on another grow, then by all means, do so, but take a couple of grand of your own money and rent and do it yourself. At least then even with the notion of getting busted, should yo not, every penny of profit goes to you. Being someone else's grower is called the bitch move. They get the lions share of the profit, you get the lions share of the legal responsibility when the police come knocking. As I say, don't go being a daft cunt now, you're far better than that :-).
yeh as he says buddy,, golden rule is dont let anyone know,, and going partners with the areas cuzbucket sortov goes against the rule!

wen u doing sumet tTT? u stil geting that house/cottage or w/eva?
 

DST

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Untouchable, get serious lad...I just hope it has nothing to do with Sillyfuckingbilly, lmfao (cause we all know he's a villian, :)!)

Finish your degree and keep your head down would be my advice. EDIT, I know you are not asking for my advice, but these twats don't ask others to do shit for them for nothing.

local villain just asked me to organise a big grow...not too sure bout it....serious wedge involved though. he foots the bill i do the graft some other fucker has the risk.....guys a full on psycho, had a good battle with him years ago so he knows im no shitbag but we get on well now.....decisions .mmmmm.
not sure, ah told him ahd crunch the numbers and work out the investment /return scenario...if it doesnt suit me im out...bonus is i become totally untouchable. serious players.
 

Don Gin and Ton

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right then lads, who's got the psychosis going? seems it's getting scarce. i was due oe from daft billy but that's about as likely as nufc finishing top 4.

i'm breaking the forum rules muahahaaa who's got a snip for me? i'll trade owt in the stable. pip or clone.
 

The Yorkshireman

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How long u veg for yorkie m8?
About 3 weeks mate.
2 weeks under a 400w MH and 1 week under a 125w CFL something along those lines, in 10L of soil.

To be fair I didn't put 100% effort into it, I reckon I could have done 10oz with it if I'd have pulled me finger out and paid attention a little more.
 

The Yorkshireman

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right then lads, who's got the psychosis going? seems it's getting scarce. i was due oe from daft billy but that's about as likely as nufc finishing top 4.

i'm breaking the forum rules muahahaaa who's got a snip for me? i'll trade owt in the stable. pip or clone.
I think Sambo, Pukka or Scotia may have it Don.
 

Don Gin and Ton

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cheers yorkie, i know sambo hasn't and pukka didn't take cuts. (just sampled that 10 wek he's just done, and i'm well toasted).

scotia's not been about for a while that i know of.
 

newuserlol

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Fuck nos how to pm when ya using the vbulliton fingy but hopefully u got that txt don?

Fucking nice that pyscho pukka dun hay.
 

Don Gin and Ton

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Fuck nos how to pm when ya using the vbulliton fingy but hopefully u got that txt don?
Fucking nice that pyscho pukka dun hay.
sorry chief no txt?! got a msg off a lad with the cut tho ;)

and aye that psycho is some potent shit. i was telling my pal yesterday 10 week psycho and he just looked at me like fuckin ell that's going to be heavy.
Give us a shout if you come across a snip Don.
no probs lad
Dark purple buds, pink frost, smells fruity and tastes like chilli parma violets (?).

My Dad asked to build a joint the other day and noticed the pink trichome dust collecting in the bottom of my tin, it fried his head when I explained what it was and why!
chilli parma violets eh. bonkers.

hows the stone off it?
 

PUKKA BUD

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Glad you liked it donny boy an for the 3rd time i think this is, its 9 week psycho fella lol............imagine what 10week would be like????? lol

Im defo poppin a few of the GK x psychos next see how they fare up.........could a took a peep of chedz if he ant a vanished again lol.....wheres mdb at??
 

The Yorkshireman

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chilli parma violets eh. bonkers.

hows the stone off it?
Well I done about an 8th in pure bongs yesterday from being stone cold straight, by the time I went to bed at around 2:00am I was pretty fucked.

I thought it was quite mild at first and nearly got disheartened but then after the bird had gone to work I made a 1g blunt and that proper sent me on my way, each lid after that just got me higher until I fell asleep and ruined the buzz so I have yet to work out where the ceiling is.

It has a very clean THC high for a while until you get a decent amount in your system (1-1.5g). Not red eyed THC but a very distinct tingle with your eyes peeled back, randomly staring at stuff.
Then after this point the tingle develops into a heavy ball of fizz in the back of your head, the fizz gets heavier until it almost feels like a stoney headache but yet it's not unpleasant.

It was shortly after this that I fell asleep but I wanted to then see if the ball of fizz turned into a full on screwed up face, proper mashed with my head turning into a cone (which I like) or it went the other way and just got heavier and heavier until it puts a cap on the buzz by becoming painfully unpleasant.


So the plan of action today is to load up early and see where the journey takes me, so far the only gripe is that it doesn't throw a punch early enough for my personal tastes but hey that's subjective.
 

Don Gin and Ton

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Yeah I txted ya don just saying who's got the pyscho n who ya best bet was for it, same num I've used of urs in past just couldn't work out how to pm when on this vbulliton fing.
But sounds like ya on the same route I was suggesting if u just now got a message.
it's just arrived lol. network must be having a mare.
Glad you liked it donny boy an for the 3rd time i think this is, its 9 week psycho fella lol............imagine what 10week would be like????? lol
Im defo poppin a few of the GK x psychos next see how they fare up.........could a took a peep of chedz if he ant a vanished again lol.....wheres mdb at??
lmao 3rd time eh.... doubt it'll be the last :lol: fucked me up good n proper.
 

Don Gin and Ton

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Well I done about an 8th in pure bongs yesterday from being stone cold straight, by the time I went to bed at around 2:00am I was pretty fucked.

I thought it was quite mild at first and nearly got disheartened but then after the bird had gone to work I made a 1g blunt and that proper sent me on my way, each lid after that just got me higher until I fell asleep and ruined the buzz so I have yet to work out where the ceiling is.

It has a very clean THC high for a while until you get a decent amount in your system (1-1.5g). Not red eyed THC but a very distinct tingle with your eyes peeled back, randomly staring at stuff.
Then after this point the tingle develops into a heavy ball of fizz in the back of your head, the fizz gets heavier until it almost feels like a stoney headache but yet it's not unpleasant.

It was shortly after this that I fell asleep but I wanted to then see if the ball of fizz turned into a full on screwed up face, proper mashed with my head turning into a cone (which I like) or it went the other way and just got heavier and heavier until it puts a cap on the buzz by becoming painfully unpleasant.


So the plan of action today is to load up early and see where the journey takes me, so far the only gripe is that it doesn't throw a punch early enough for my personal tastes but hey that's subjective.
christ i think i'd be in a coma by time your having a night cap. fair play man. so cerebral face tingle sounds good. sounds about my cuppa, working weed. i'm not one for heavy couchlock if i can help it.
 

The Yorkshireman

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christ i think i'd be in a coma by time your having a night cap. fair play man. so cerebral face tingle sounds good. sounds about my cuppa, working weed. i'm not one for heavy couchlock if i can help it.
Lol yeah I like to get wankered and my ideal weed is one that will screw my face up and leave me with a stoneover for the next day, I just wake n bake then.

I've been shitfaced stoned for a week straight loads of times and I actually function better mashed but I've yet to grow a strain myself that does this, when I get the effect I want out of a deal bag no fucker can ever trace it for me (or can't be arsed).

Yeah I'd say the purp is an all day bud. You could smoke it during the day at work, going about your business and by the time your chilling at home in the evening thinking about a proper smoke you'd be loaded up and set on your way. Even after a good session you'd be baked but not fighting to keep your eyes open, a lot more sociable.

I think the longer finisher will hit a bit harder, I've just got a feeling.
 

Don Gin and Ton

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you've heard of the dog kush right? that stff does pretty much exatly as you've detailed above to me. stoneover, and a great buzz. i nearly killed one of Mr Wests pals the other day. like fall own convulsions sorta crack. I've got a few on the go now, just going to pot them up actually.

i can't wait to get my hydro stuff in action, soon as that smelly fingerez is big enough for snips it's going in it's own veg area with a 200w cfl
 
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