The UK Growers Thread!

[dura72]

ive heard of bog flowers before, think they're protected species.

 

[dura72]

A Catholic School teacher in Glasgow asked her class how many of them were Celtic F.C fans.
Not really knowing what a Celtic F.C fan is, but wanting to be liked by the teacher, all the children raised their hands except for wee Johnny.
The teacher asked wee Johnny why he has decided to be different...again.
Wee Johnny said, 'Because I'm not a Celtic fan.'
The teacher asked, 'Why aren't you a Celtic fan?'
Johnny said, 'Because I'm a Rangers fan.'
The teacher asked him why he's a Rangers fan.
Wee Johnny answered, 'Well, my Mum's a Rangers fan and my Dad's a Rangers fan, so I'm a Rangers fan.'
Annoyed by this answer, the teacher asked, 'If your Mum was a moron and your Dad was an moron, would you be a moron?'
Wee Johnny replied, ' No i'd be a fuckin Celtic fan'

 

[dura72]

When I'd finished painting the fence last year, I put the left over Ronseal in an old jam jar.

I just found it in the shed and now I haven't got a fucking clue what it's supposed to do.

 

[dura72]

Just put up my Union Jack for the Rangers being crowned champions
but was not sure if it would offend any local catholics

So i have written Fuck The Pope on it just to make sure.

 

[Dr Jones]

no offence taken, lol

 

[dura72]

lol cheers dr j, take ur of the kiddy fiddlin faith urself.

 

[ultimate buds]

lol cheers dr j, take ur of the kiddy fiddlin faith urself.

hahah fukin luv it dura no beatin round the bush for you m8 lol straight in for the kill

 

[dura72]

afternoon every body

 

[tip top toker]

good day. i need to get off my arse and go buy pastries!

and cock, i've no idea when my new girls went into 12/12. is this 2 weeks or ?? they're showing sex now so i assume 2

 

[dura72]

lol, hash head syndrom, fuckin non existent short term memory, i write everything down i write it all down in a little red book, watering, feeding, light changes the fuckin lot coz if i go to my grow ive no fuckin what i did or when

 

[Dr Jones]

lol cheers dr j, take ur of the kiddy fiddlin faith urself.

I meant is as that im unoffended cos my union jack is flying high for 2 weeks now, watp.

Id still prefer to keep it football orientated as i dont see any sense in dragging it back to religion. No wonder our team gets slagged for being biggoted with comments like yours. Support the team mate but try and grow up, try switching your bedroom lights to 12/12 to see if you can mature a bit more.

IMO your comment was unprovoked and undignified.


Well done the Glasgow Rangers, Herbie flags selling out fast WATP

 

[tip top toker]

you probably didn't quite catch his meaning. the underlying tone is fuck religion! we'll have none of that mumbo jumbo nonsense around here now

 

[Essex]

I just designed an organic tea from wilkinsons for £20, Id love some opinions of UK growers!
https://www.rollitup.org/organics/329661-essexs-home-brewed-wilkinsons-organic.html

 

[tip top toker]

how does that chicken pooooo smell? when i used to get it on my hands (i sounds really fucking odd right about.... now..) that smell will stay on your hands for the rest of the day, cleaning products be damned. sod that!

 

[Danthebull]

Hey all fellow UK grower's.

Here some of my sexy women for your interest.... Im currently Day 51 in flower. less than 3 weeks until harvest....

enjoy.......

Dan.

P.s my thread below.

>>>>> https://www.rollitup.org/newbie-central/302501-hi-everyone-my-first-grow.html <<<<<

 

[Essex]

It STINKS, but my babys like it.

I dont get it on my hands, lol. I treat it like a dangous chemical

 

[dura72]

I meant is as that im unoffended cos my union jack is flying high for 2 weeks now, watp.

Id still prefer to keep it football orientated as i dont see any sense in dragging it back to religion. No wonder our team gets slagged for being biggoted with comments like yours. Support the team mate but try and grow up, try switching your bedroom lights to 12/12 to see if you can mature a bit more.

IMO your comment was unprovoked and undig


Well done the Glasgow Rangers, Herbie flags selling out fast WATP

go and fuck yourself, and when u stop grow a sense of humour.
at 38 years old , a father and uni educated i'll fuckin hold whatever opinons i want, say what i feel like and do anything i pleas.
and i wont be lectured to by sum wee fuckin scrote that doesnt understand irony, sarcasm, dark humour or self deprecating witicisms.
and if i want to combine football and religion i fucking will, ok knob jockey. its fuckin half baked rfc supporters like your good self that have fucked the entire atmosphere at ibrox and dare i say it parkhead, i'll sing the sash if i want, and my many papeish friends will continue to sing the soldier song and the fields of athenrie and we'll all laff at each other like we've done since we were boys

 

[dura72]

nice lookin grow dan, give us quick run down of your set up please mate if u dont mind. fuckin lotta colas goin on there!

 

[tip top toker]

It STINKS, but my babys like it.

I dont get it on my hands, lol. I treat it like a dangous chemical

considering that it will taint knife handles on an almost permanent level, damned straight, that stuff is as nasty as it gets (almost, split the gall bladder and you're fuckeryducked )

you tell him dura haha


Dan my man, that is one STINKING looking group you've got going, look like you've got some really good weight on those colas

 

[KaleoXxX]

hey can one of you UK growers help me advise someone on the legal risks of growing in the UK? i checked norml for him but i dont think the page has been updated since 1999. you guys use euros right? because the fines listed are in L (pounds i believe)

https://www.rollitup.org/newbie-central/322278-who-needs-help-ask-here-104.html