The UK Growers Thread!

[dura72]

oh and while im on the subject as regards that statement about our team gettin slagged off, WHO FUCKIN CARES? WERE CHAMPIONS AND I COULDNT GIVE THE WORTH OF PRIESTS SOUL WHAT ANY CUNT THINKS OF MY TEAM. if they dont like it they can suck my fat and shiny uvf loving bell end.

 

[dura72]

what kinds of risks exactly do you mean kaleo and no within the u.k we still use pounds although many shops and businesses will accept euros

 

[tip top toker]

fuck off do we use euro's. geee, that accent, you must be canadian right? sterling all the way! i'll be damned if they try and adopt the euro. fucking EU bullshit

there is a thread floating around with lots of great info

https://www.rollitup.org/legal-edge/327031-cultivation-charges-uk.html

there ya go mate

 

[KaleoXxX]

heres his question

ye thanks man for the help youve give me,i give you rep but forgot to put my name,i did the same with youngbuck ....ill ask you the same question..are you from the uk?if so do you think if i got caught with 4 plants witch i hope i dont they would send me to jail?i hope not lol..thanks again

so acording to norml; up to a year in jail and or 400L fine

TTT, sry for my ignorance; im just a fat lazy yank LOL

 

[KaleoXxX]

thanks TTT but that thread makes me feel like i may have frightened this kid away from growing the magical herb

 

[tip top toker]

haha, ignorance forgiven, still not understanding where this L comes from though, it would be £400 haha

not quite sure what is to scare him from growing dope. that is a pretty feel good thread.

if it's the simple act of being busted that scares him, then he shouldn't be growing, but if and when you are caught growing, the UK is not in a position to prosecute to the extent of the law. the actor mentioned, could have been kailed for 14 years, he got community service (picking up rubbish etc). then growers that have been caught countless times, with insurmountable crops (always 100+ and have always gotten off at the end of the day (that welshhy did time but ended up proving his point as a result)

the short story is you're not getting in a lot of trouble for growing a few plants. to start with there is too much precedent for it to ever become possible, secondly we don't have the prison space for rapists and murderers as it is, thirdly, nick clegg may soon be in a position to do good, and he is all for an amsterdam style attitude, legal cultivation etc, you name it, i just need to read up on the positions being offered by the cons to the libs to see if they'd be in a position to change law

 

[dura72]

its totally illegal to posses or cultivate cannabis. if your caught with a small number of plants u will get a fine, jail time is unlikely but there are no overall defined sentencing policies; each judge in each court will have their own opinions( it makes going to court in this country a fucking lottery, when ur in court the first things you should ask your lawyer is who is the judge and what kind of mood is he in, im not joking btw). if your caught dealing the chances are you will do time although this is diminishing as our jails are overcrowded and the views on cannabis are softening. possesion charge result in a fine 99% of the time. there are two different dealing charges; 1 relates to the possibility that u may sell to others and the other is aconfirmed fact that u are actively selling to others, the latter is obviously the heavier charge. btw scotland and england have different laws and different court systems. american law is similar to english in that it is based on precident.

 

[dura72]

black people, making you laugh at the zoo since the dawn of time

 

[tip top toker]

i do need clarification on that if you have the knowhow, how strongly can precedent be used in court?

being that this actor had 14 plants, an illegal concealed weapon, and bags giving off the image of sales. he recienved 120 hours and a £300 fine or so. as far as i'm concerned, that means by the legal system, if i have ANYTHING less than what he was found with, and acted in the same manner (complying with the police) it shouldn't be legal in any way for me to recieve a worse centence, let alone because i can then ask the quesiton of why a hollywood actor is above the law in regard to how accountable i am.

my daeler was caught with large quantities of cocain and cannabis. admtied that he sold cannabis on a large scale to pay off a massive cocain habbit. he got a £200 fine and 140 hours community service.

as i say, we have convicted murderers spending their time in ope prisons, which they are regularly obsconding from, and then derranged rapists are being released early, to free up space, only for them to immediately rapoe and kill the fukc out of some special needs child

 

[KaleoXxX]

thanks guys, +rep to yo mammas

mind if i just quote you two on those things?

you guys have it better than i do. 1 plant (or seedling mind you) and i could see a min of 6mo and a fat fine. bud is decriminalized to a $100 fine but the cops are more likely to just take your stash

 

[KaleoXxX]

i do need clarification on that if you have the knowhow, how strongly can precedent be used in court?

being that this actor had 14 plants, an illegal concealed weapon, and bags giving off the image of sales. he recienved 120 hours and a £300 fine or so. as far as i'm concerned, that means by the legal system, if i have ANYTHING less than what he was found with, and acted in the same manner (complying with the police) it shouldn't be legal in any way for me to recieve a worse centence, let alone because i can then ask the quesiton of why a hollywood actor is above the law in regard to how accountable i am.

my daeler was caught with large quantities of cocain and cannabis. admtied that he sold cannabis on a large scale to pay off a massive cocain habbit. he got a £200 fine and 140 hours community service.

as i say, we have convicted murderers spending their time in ope prisons, which they are regularly obsconding from, and then derranged rapists are being released early, to free up space, only for them to immediately rapoe and kill the fukc out of some special needs child

being ignorant to your laws im just going to say that harry potter actor had a team of well payed lawyers behind him and you would prob need atleast one to get the same charge

 

[dura72]

i couldnt give u a full on detailed account of either law tip, it was just sum side reading when i was studying political history mate, precident is relative in all legal issues in the uk but it would seem to be more of english and yank thing and to be honest its so long ago i'd have to dig up all my old texts books and sift thru them for the explanation. if i come across one the books i'll sit down and read it but christ only know where they are! i'm sitting here waiting on dr.j's replie with baited breath...................nah, that not true im just fuckin bored and i cant be bothered even beating the wife.

 

[tip top toker]

as it stands today.

posession upto 1oz would most likely be confiscation (i assume) an an on the spot £80 fine, you then get to re-offend until the 3rd time where you might have to goto court and make a stance. that is simply for the smoking.

growing, at the end of the day you will be in court defending yourself, and the laws state that there is hefty punishment available, but we just can't dish out those punishments (such as a 14 year prison statement) becase as dura states, perceptions on weed are most definately softening (i always make a point out of being seen in my neihgboorhood (very posh, houses are £1mil and up) in my best attire, velvet collared overcoat, smoking a huge joint, in the most professional and restrained manner, none of this hippy sterotype.

on a slightly related note, my aprents got fed up with ym cat drying in the car, so bought sedatives for her, which i maintained a very loud YOU FUCKING DARE attitude all along, they've always had a YOU FUCKING DARE attitude to me smoking pot, so they turned arou/nd and treid to defend the action by stating it was natural sedative, i just stated cannabis and walked off in disgust, think they just made an important realisation themselves

 

[las fingerez]

dura u put a smile on my face bro. hope ur well mate?

sm4rt where u been at bro? glad u and ur girls are good?

Harvested the Big Budda blue cheese at the weekend

To everyone else, hope ur good 2'

Fingerez

 

[dura72]

im good fingerz, you know me mate, never happier than when i get to go on a good long rant at sum1. i do like a chuckle myself and i believe its my god given duty to push the bounderies of humour, although i will admit that my definition of pushing is somewhat akin to driving a lorry thru a paper wall( preferably with handicapped black kids behind it)
thats a nice lookin yeild mate, outta curiousity did u have any mildew/mould issues with that grow? my mate grew it and said it was a bugger of a grow

 

[las fingerez]

hmmmm i thought i had pm but was some other form of mildue/white mold stuff. think that came in from my westlands compost but not sure, was only on the top of the pot/compost neem sorted it right out. didnt have any problems with mould/mildew with my previous blue cheese but not sure of the strain. deff got echeese in it.

i know i dont comment on here much but i do read this thread everytime i sign on, ur jokes are f*****g funny, on the border sometimes, can even tip the scale at times lol. that harvey price joke was a bit wrong lol but hey thats my opinion aint it bro keep em up!!!!!

ps love the signature's 2

 

[ultimate buds]

thats gorden brown gone !!!! what nob jockey we gonna get to replace him ?
looks like were back to polotics again wish id av stayd in fukin bed

 

[dura72]

lol, yeah i know my sense of humour can bet a bit dodgy and sumtimes my comments are a bit razor edged, i tell jokes like that in the pub and gets sum fuckin funny looks. fortunately i have skin as thick as a jews wallet.
as for u mildew thing funnily enuff my mate use westlands too, maybe its all those bits of wood in it that retain moisture are also guilty. although his oscillating fan also went like a barrymore party so it could've been that. proabably all those variables are to blame.

 

[tip top toker]

hehe, one mention of religion in a non-respecting manner, and you're immature, what do people expect? it's like trying to scare 3 bad guys by drawing a pair of finger guns, only there's no sniper sat covering your arse, what do they expect to happen to them

 

[dura72]

im not immature, he is....nananananaaaa