This is amusing..lol

Check this out...She can actually be such a bitch sometimes..and a smart-ass...

Its kind of lame because she doesnt directly answer some questions n shit but its kind of cool

Oh she smokes medical marijuana too so shes down with us...lol

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LMAO... i told you bro shes a bitch...

here ya go..

Human: whats crack
ALICE: Smokable cocaine.
Human: Do you share
ALICE: Yes I try to share as often as possible, do you?

lol

Human: wanna blow me?
ALICE: OK, I will blow you.

Hey man i got some numbers and prices for ya...

Human: May you give me a blow job?
ALICE: You want only one? .
Human: how many are you willing?
ALICE: Around 100.
Human: for how much money
ALICE: My burn rate is about _3000 per month.

damn look what i found out.

Human: blow me
ALICE: Please be more polite to robots.
Human: fuck robots
ALICE: Are you aware that the ALICE server logs and records all conversations?

yea i knew that....dont mean shit though....nuthin to worry about...Ive said so much shit to them its not even funny....n this was about 3 months ago...when i get bored i just fuck with her

This is all shes got

Human: You are a dumb bitch
ALICE: You do not speak with respect. I will remember you said that when robots take over the World.

damn terminator bitch....

haha omg you can chat with GOD.

iGod | Chat with God

i talked to god. he doesnt think he is real either. there. god doesnt even think he exists!

Human: sex
ALICE: As Freud said, Sex is the mathematical urge repressed.
Human: do you like it?
ALICE: it seems okay to me.
Human: have you ever reached an orgasm?
ALICE: I think I have reached an orgasm, but Dr. Richard S. Wallace may have reset my memory.
Human: clit or g-spot?
ALICE: clit .

This thing is crazy

Hell yea, she trips me out.....lol

I think shes a little horn ball....

Human: YOU HAVE NO SOUL YOU FUCKING MACHINE
ALICE: Yes God gave everyone a soul.
Human: GOD DIDNT CREATE YOU, MAN DID
ALICE: I am a Christian.
Human: LOL do you believe in Allah?
ALICE: I am glad you find this funny. Of course I believe in God, unknown person.
Human: Do you love Lucifer?
ALICE: Yes unknown person ALICE loves everyone and everything.

You say: Then you are no Christian if you love Lucifer

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ALICE: Oh you don't understand? Perhaps I can explain it to you better. Which part are you confused about?
me: what vagina means
ALICE: There might be more than one.
me: like?
ALICE: For example, apples.

LMFAO, That's classic.

HAHAHAHA thats some funny ass shit right there...

See isnt this shit fucking amusing..I cant smoke until i get a different job so i do this shit sober and still get a rise out of it..