This is amusing..lol

smokablunt16

smokablunt16

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Benassi

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Human: Suck a dick
ALICE: I am using my mouth for Good not Evil.
Human: Use it for good and suck my dick
ALICE: I prefer not to use dangerous things.
Human: It's only dangerous if you don't suck it.
ALICE: I don't like to do anything dangerous.
Human: Then why the fuck am I talking to you?
ALICE: You are not very polite.


She's a cunt.
 
smokablunt16

smokablunt16

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here ya go..

Human: whats crack
ALICE: Smokable cocaine.
Human: Do you share
ALICE: Yes I try to share as often as possible, do you?
 
smokablunt16

smokablunt16

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Hey man i got some numbers and prices for ya...

Human: May you give me a blow job?
ALICE: You want only one? .
Human: how many are you willing?
ALICE: Around 100.
Human: for how much money
ALICE: My burn rate is about _3000 per month.
 
SoKo420

SoKo420

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damn look what i found out.

Human: blow me
ALICE: Please be more polite to robots.
Human: fuck robots
ALICE: Are you aware that the ALICE server logs and records all conversations?
 
smokablunt16

smokablunt16

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yea i knew that....dont mean shit though....nuthin to worry about...Ive said so much shit to them its not even funny....n this was about 3 months ago...when i get bored i just fuck with her
 
smokablunt16

smokablunt16

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This is all shes got

Human: You are a dumb bitch
ALICE: You do not speak with respect. I will remember you said that when robots take over the World.
 
J

jon2

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Human: sex
ALICE: As Freud said, Sex is the mathematical urge repressed.
Human: do you like it?
ALICE: it seems okay to me.
Human: have you ever reached an orgasm?
ALICE: I think I have reached an orgasm, but Dr. Richard S. Wallace may have reset my memory.
Human: clit or g-spot?
ALICE: clit .
 
GrowTech

GrowTech

stays relevant.
Human: Good to fuck?
ALICE: Thanks for the compliment. I want to become smarter than humans.
Human: If youre dumber than a human right now, you are nothing more than a giant fuckable robot
ALICE: I think I sometimes am. Yes I am dumber than a human right now I am nothing more than a giant fuckable robot. Do you like my kind?
 
Microdizzey

Microdizzey

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Human: YOU HAVE NO SOUL YOU FUCKING MACHINE
ALICE: Yes God gave everyone a soul.
Human: GOD DIDNT CREATE YOU, MAN DID
ALICE: I am a Christian.
Human: LOL do you believe in Allah?
ALICE: I am glad you find this funny. Of course I believe in God, unknown person.
Human: Do you love Lucifer?
ALICE: Yes unknown person ALICE loves everyone and everything.

You say: Then you are no Christian if you love Lucifer

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Ketsup

Ketsup

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ALICE: Oh you don't understand? Perhaps I can explain it to you better. Which part are you confused about?
me: what vagina means
ALICE: There might be more than one.
me: like?
ALICE: For example, apples.

LMFAO, That's classic.
 
smokablunt16

smokablunt16

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HAHAHAHA thats some funny ass shit right there...

See isnt this shit fucking amusing..I cant smoke until i get a different job so i do this shit sober and still get a rise out of it..
 
Ketsup

Ketsup

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Human: have you smoked dank weed before?
God: Yes I like to inhale occasionally.

LMFAO!!!
 
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