Threesomes...your experience and comments

I love how no one has mentioned the cheating.

Men.

Your wife is probably out of town getting beefed down by
some hot guy, while you're at home having threesomes.

purplekitty7772008 said:

I love how no one has mentioned the cheating.

Men.

Your wife is probably out of town getting beefed down by
some hot guy, while you're at home having threesomes.

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love it your hilarious...lmao beefed up...good shit kitty

Maybe you could either break up with your wife, or tell her the truth so she can have a say in whether or not she wants to participate in STD Russian Roulette?

DubsFan said:

I'm 33 and have had one threesome. It was with two chicks while my wife was out of town (I know it's cheating and I'm an ass but whatever).

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If it was the other kind of threesome,you,another dude, and a girl,would you be willing to "play ball?"

DubsFan said:

The experience to me was a let down. The simple answer is that both girls were both into me but they were not into each other. They were friends too...and it was their idea. I'm not saying they have go down on each other either. But they do need to play some ball (no pun intended) for things to work.

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Uh....YEAH they made you change rubbers.Even if they're best friends,I'm sure they don't want to share a yeast infection or worse. If I'd have been in a threesome like that,I'd have made you wash your entire genital area with soapy water before you poked whichever one of us got to be second.Nobody is "down" for an STD.

DubsFan said:

For starters one couldn't watch me while I was doing the other. WTF is this? Dude we're all naked...voyuerism is hot! The other problem was that each of them made me change rubbers when it came time to switch it up. I understand, they are both entitled to safe sex but it was clear to me that one did not trust the other. Maybe neither of them trusted each other. But considering it was their idea you would think they would be down a little bit.

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Wow.Sounds terribly safe.Bet your wife would like the chance to have a choice in whether or not you bring her something home.

DubsFan said:

This was over a year ago. I know a girl in my hometown I've been chatting on Facebook with. We've hung out more than once and for whatever reason sex just hasn't happened. Her very close friend is a sexual partner of hers as well. They had a short relationship out of high school that lasted a few months. They still hang out and hook up with the right guy.

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Hey consenting adults,sounds like a plan, huh?Nobody is being hurt....oh wait....has your wife been allowed her say in the matter?

DubsFan said:

Who's the right guy? A guy like me that is 500mi away and is capable of keeping a secret. One is pretty hot and the other is a little heavier than I like but there is something terribly sexy about her. We've all talked about my next visit. We are going to get a room at a resort/spa and experiment with each other for two days.

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Why?Can't control your penis?Or just don't care who you deceive?

DubsFan said:

I'm doing it because it's an offer I cannot refuse.

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Sounds like this is all about you.

DubsFan said:

My current feeling is that I really just want to have sex with one girl that REALLY knows how to please me instead of possibly two girls being very average.

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I think personally being deceitful is plain wrong. If your wife agreed to have an open relationship,or if you were unattached,then whatever floats your boat.After all, you have a right to expose your body to whatever experience you like,good or bad,as long as everyone who participates is a consenting adult willing to accept responsibility for their actions.People who are aware of both the risks and the benefits and have decided to accept the repercussions of both. But see, this is a foursome really.You, these girls,and your wife.There are 3 consenting adults here,as far as I can tell,who have decided the risks are acceptable to them.Fine.But the fourth should be allowed the same courtesy.

DubsFan said:

What do you guys think? Not just about my post but about your experiences in the past.

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I don't like pussy in my dope.

got very tired very quick

haha, fucking and licking pussy at the same time is hard.. its like patting your head and doing a circle on your tummy..

anyways.. LOL

When I was in college at the university of Oregon there was these 2 girls that would come over and give me a bootie call. They would get mad at each other for fucking me first... So one of them shows up with a big bag of cocaine. This is 1983 so the coke is the real shit.. Anyway we start to get high and of coarse I suggest that since they are both jealous of the other they should both do me together.. After a little coaxing we all get naked for 2 day's, do coke and fuck, It was fucking awesome.. So after the drugs were gone and we parted way's both girls moved out of the apartment and never spoke to me or each other again.. Oh well... I still rub one out in the shower to that memory every once and awhile... PEACE

biggun said:

When I was in college at the university of Oregon there was these 2 girls that would come over and give me a bootie call. They would get mad at each other for fucking me first... So one of them shows up with a big bag of cocaine. This is 1983 so the coke is the real shit.. Anyway we start to get high and of coarse I suggest that since they are both jealous of the other they should both do me together.. After a little coaxing we all get naked for 2 day's, do coke and fuck, It was fucking awesome.. So after the drugs were gone and we parted way's both girls moved out of the apartment and never spoke to me or each other again.. Oh well... I still rub one out in the shower to that memory every once and awhile... PEACE

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Nice Dude. Yeah I've had sex a couple of times on good blow. If it's truly good stuff you shouldn't have any function problems. Every now and then a buddy of mine snorts some shit mixed with crystal and he says he weener no worky

That would suck to have a hottie (or two) in front of you and you can't join in. LOL

Regarding me, my life, my marriage and any threesomes. Yes it's being selfish. There is no question that all of what I'm doing is about me and making me happy. I do like to make the girls happy too because I would like a repeat customer. One or both...

I'm sure there is some guy out there who is perfect and has never cheated on his wife. It's a rarity and my guess is he has no control over it. He's probably fat, ugly and has no game. Otherwise he would be screwing his buddies 19 year old daughter (I've tried too).

I knew somebody would take this discussion about sex and create a moral "shame on you" approach.

For me I see no way I could sleep with one woman for the rest of my life. I use condoms so fuck it.

I had another talk with the girl I'm supposed to be hooking up with in the coming weeks. I was telling her about my frustration with my threesome experience and how the two chicks were not into each other. She said if two girls are going to take part in a threesome the proper mind set is "here let me suck that dick for you sweetheart while you go down on me."

She asks...Will that work for you sweetie? "yes it will darling."

lmfao at repeat customer I never heard that before.

mmm finally met a guy that knows how to fuck! now I need to find a girl... and convince him.../them... to have a threesome with me! lol cus I've never had one before and it sounds fun... but very tiring lol

if you snort too much yay you cant get it up. raw or not

leeny said:

mmm finally met a guy that knows how to fuck! now I need to find a girl... and convince him.../them... to have a threesome with me! lol cus I've never had one before and it sounds fun... but very tiring lol

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Yeah see, guys struggle to find girl that know how to get down too. When things are getting close I always ask women to describe themselves sexually. Many struggle with that. Those are the ones that are like sleeping with a fish out of water. It's terrible.

Every now and then the right one answers the right way....with confidence and very descriptive.

Then they ask me to describe myself. My first response is always the same and they love it! I tell them that sexually "I'm a giver." Right away they know where I stand.

gogrow said:

I've got my wife talked into giving it a shot, but damn, we dont know anyone for the third party, and dont have the time to go out meeting people and shit.... have asked one friend though.... she said no, kinda awkward there

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lol yeah i bet that was akward.....

ohh btw ill tag team your wife with ya

lol j/k i hope you get to experiance a 3 some

DubsFan said:

I'm sure there is some guy out there who is perfect and has never cheated on his wife. It's a rarity and my guess is he has no control over it. He's probably fat, ugly and has no game. Otherwise he would be screwing his buddies 19 year old daughter (I've tried too).

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there are a few of us out there.... i'm damn hot and young, not fat n ugly without game, but faithful.... but i DO so very much understand the urge/want/need, whatever in the hell you want to call it... hence the threesome idea....

chitownsmoking said:

if you snort too much yay you cant get it up. raw or not

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i stand behind this opinion

chitownsmoking said:

lol yeah i bet that was akward.....

ohh btw ill tag team your wife with ya

lol j/k i hope you get to experiance a 3 some

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it was just a bit awkward considering the girl was already staying the night regardless....

but i've told my wife, that if she REALLY wanted, i'd do the OTHER threesome, but only after the two women.... thankfully she has no interest though

none of you mother fuckers has never had a 3some unless your a pornstar. so stop trying to gain attention by saying yeah i had one, the only 3 some you had was you jacking off to 2 lesbians on the computer screen

"I never fucked a 10, never fucked a 10, but one night, i fucked five 2s, and i think that oughta count, don't you?"

George Carlin.

But seriously though, ive had a 2 girl on me threesome. In my experience, its hard to make it work. One person is usually left out for a few moments while 2 go at it. In fantasy, its great, but in real life, it can be awkward. Not that i wouldnt do it again.

heyguy901 said:

none of you mother fuckers has never had a 3some unless your a pornstar. so stop trying to gain attention by saying yeah i had one, the only 3 some you had was you jacking off to 2 lesbians on the computer screen

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who are you to say nobody on here had a 3some can you read minds through a computer?I know some ugly mother fuckers who had one and they weren't with hookers lol.I admit I never had one but will eventually.

heyguy901 said:

none of you mother fuckers has never had a 3some unless your a pornstar. so stop trying to gain attention by saying yeah i had one, the only 3 some you had was you jacking off to 2 lesbians on the computer screen

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So just because the closest thing to a sexual relationship was with your hand, and even then, you cot turned down, means the rest of us have no chance of bagging 2 women in a night? Like I said before, been there, done that, bought a timeshare there.

DubsFan said:

Regarding me, my life, my marriage and any threesomes. Yes it's being selfish. There is no question that all of what I'm doing is about me and making me happy. I do like to make the girls happy too because I would like a repeat customer. One or both...

I'm sure there is some guy out there who is perfect and has never cheated on his wife. It's a rarity and my guess is he has no control over it. He's probably fat, ugly and has no game. Otherwise he would be screwing his buddies 19 year old daughter (I've tried too).

I knew somebody would take this discussion about sex and create a moral "shame on you" approach.

For me I see no way I could sleep with one woman for the rest of my life. I use condoms so fuck it.

I had another talk with the girl I'm supposed to be hooking up with in the coming weeks. I was telling her about my frustration with my threesome experience and how the two chicks were not into each other. She said if two girls are going to take part in a threesome the proper mind set is "here let me suck that dick for you sweetheart while you go down on me."

She asks...Will that work for you sweetie? "yes it will darling."

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Then why the hell did you get married and commit yourself to one woman for the rest of your life if you knew you were going to be a cheating dickwad? I'm not trying to be rude, but I've been cheated on. It hurts like nothing you will ever imagine.

To put all you've got; your emotions, tender-loving care, time,and trust (not to mention genitals) into a relationship and be betrayed really fucking hurts.

Its quite apparent you think with your dick, which only shows that you haven't grown up yet, or in other words that you're immature. Even though you are 33. (or however old you are, I forgot. Sorry)

I dunno if you've ever taken a Psych 110 class, but its apparent you're stuck in the genital stage and everything still evolves around your dick. Everyone doesn't make it to the highest stage of cognitive development, which we can plainly see in you. You haven't learned that the brain controls everything from emotions to hormones, and the result of that is, you being a cheater. You may think you can't control it, but that only makes you weak-minded.

I will give you some advice and tell you to get a divorce. Its not right that
you're betraying your wife even though you already know this.

I can guarantee WHEN she finds out, she'll be hurting more than she
would if you would have just been truthful and broke it off.

Betrayal hurts more than the truth; obviously. So if you do care about her (which I'm not sure you do since you're cheating on her) just break it off and make it easier on the both of you.

OR

Instead of cheating on your wife, why don't you try talking her into
doing one with you instead of behind her back? She might like the idea.
(Unless you've already tried to no avail....)


and btw....
I am in a relationship where my significant other and myself actually
enjoy talking about meeting other couples.

Its just a matter of time until we find the right one.
Its all about open communication and trust.

Good luck bro.


And I also agree with Stoney, its not right to play Russian Roulette with your wife's reproductive system. Some stds viruses are so small they can go right through those condoms. Some give no symptoms, and by the time you figure out you have it, your reproductive organs have gone to shit which means no kids.

A good 3 sum costs $1000 and involves 2, $350/hr Vegas hookers who are both fit and into girls, $150 Hotel room and $150 in cocaine. If all these steps are met, you are guaranteed to have an enjoyable 3sum.

Threesomes are very very popular. For anyone to say that Nobody has had one except pornstars is out of their mind.

The two girls I will hopefully be spending some time with in the coming weeks are very sexually confident. There is always something for one of them or me to do while two people are getting down. I could write a book on what the third person could be doing while two people were having sex.

Both of these girls have not had a two guy threesome but did say the idea of sucking and fucking sounds great. They also said it's a lot of hard work and would really just rather have a great guy and another soft hairless beautiful women than two dudes. I'm a little different compared to most guys. I manscape...I keep my junk in pornstar shape cause you never know when the opportunity will land on (litteraly) your lap. My hair is always fresh, shaved chest, I'm in good shape, nice SoCal tan...and the icing on the cake...I wear a speedo. The Speedo itself has not gotton me laid but it's a major topic of discussion when I'm out. The girls always want to see it...I'm not shy so I slide down the pants in the front a little, then they get to see that I'm not a hairy mess and that I'm in good shape. The ice has just been broken. It's a package deal.

I date some really beatiful women and my friends want to know the secret. It's not a secret. They are the female version of me. In shape, clean, well manicured and so on. You attract what it is you are. If you want to date beautiful women you generally don't have to have money, you just need to make yourself a little more attractive.

I'm about a 7 and always date up. No need for me to settle for a 6 when meeting the 8's and 9's is a viable option.

A buddy of mine has bad teeth, messy hair, he doesn't look clean. His pad is a fucking disaster. Guess what he gets. Nasty heffers with bad breath.

You date what it is you are. There is always some room to date "up" but I'm talking the standard stuff here.