Tinder, ex's and straight f*cking thread.

[hellmutt bones]

No I don't need one either, I am already a big ass guy and not fat.. 6'5 and 235lbs
I guess allot of people get gym memberships to try to improve their looks, I perfectly in my skin..

Unless you are saying a gym is a awesome place to pick up girls, then I will reconsider

I joined a gym 3 days ago and i just fucked 3 anorexic bitches!

 

[Yessica...]

There is a goodbye note I wrote to nellie tonight in tnt

Was it nice, or more of this angsty stuff? I saw but I didn’t read it.

I don’t much care to watch couples/ ex couples fight. It’s very “mommy and daddy are yelling again” and it makes me feel weird.

And horny…

bahahaha

 

[abe supercro]

I don’t much care to watch couples/ ex couples fight. ....it makes me feel weird.

And horny…

bahahaha

In the butt kind of horny?

 

[Yessica...]

In the butt kind of horny?

Is that a marriage proposal?

 

[abe supercro]

Is that a marriage proposal?

No, first date proposal.

 

[Yessica...]

No, first date proposal.

 

[abe supercro]

 

[Elwood Diggler]

I told you to try tinder a week ago and you said something about one night stands.

Member? Pfffffft.

It's fun. If you hate it, easy peasy - just delete it.

Oh, but if you join Tinder you will 100% get HPV. Apparently 99.99 percent of people have it...

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(That's not from the hunger games. That's an actual photo of the urethra of someone with HPV)

don't give a fuck....this is funny

 

[Yessica...]

don't give a fuck....this is funny

don’t give a fuck?

Why would fucks need to be given?

But also, thank you - thank you very much! haha

 

[Elwood Diggler]

Most turn crazy after the newness wears off... maybe stop jacking off and go find out for yourself before spewing dumbness

tip for ya cupcake......after some experience i can spot crazy comin around the corner......same as i can for fuckwits.

 

[Yessica...]

tip for ya cupcake......after some experience i can spot crazy comin around the corner......same as i can for fuckwits.

Anyone that thinks that people, in general, don’t have a little bit of crazy in them - is fucking retarded.

We are all fucked. hahah

Some of us just own up to our crazy more than others. That’s the first step.

 

[Elwood Diggler]

I thought u where a girl all this time??

i let her borrow mine

 

[Elwood Diggler]

don’t give a fuck?

Why would fucks need to be given?

But also, thank you - thank you very much! haha

no fucks need to be given but i sometimes sprinkle them around......i like spreading good cheer. or is it cheering good spread. i'm lit, fuck it

 

[Yessica...]

i let her borrow mine

Hahahahahaha

 

[Yessica...]

Well my ex started a thread about me and talked about all my shortcomings in the first person like he was talking about himself, so many didn’t notice it and he didn’t seem to get in any trouble…

Betches be cray cray

 

[Elwood Diggler]

Anyone that thinks that people, in general, don’t have a little bit of crazy in them - is fucking retarded.

We are all fucked. hahah

Some of us just own up to our crazy more than others. That’s the first step.

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i am a nutter but only on wednesdays and good friday

 

[Yessica...]

i am a nutter but only on wednesdays and good friday

 

[Elwood Diggler]

nutters should stand tall and puff out their chests......i propose a national nutter day where we can all fly our freak flags proudly.

nude nutter day.....the only day no one will fuck with you

 

[vro]

They should make an app where you can buy sell and trade women

 

[Yessica...]

They should make an app where you can buy sell and trade women

Isn’t that where your mom works?