Top 3 Most Bestest Attributes

I can cook exceptionally well
Dry sense of humor
Don't kill people anymore

You used to kill.people? Don't know why but never thought you were ex forces. Don't know why but I'm.suprised.

Eh, and as far as attributes go.......I honestly don't know. I'm pretty kind, caring and empathic but that sucks ballls. I'm.working towards being more driven, determined and focused this year.
 
Whatcha gonna cook for me? It's too hot to cook today.

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i'm brutally honest
i grow top shelf bud
and i look great naked

now you go
I don't know Honest
I don't grow any drugs
whats naked?

Oh yeah here's the card on my wrist
I suffer short term memory loss
I suffer short term memory loss
I suffer short term memory loss
I suffer short term memory loss
I suffer short term memory loss
I suffer short term memory loss
I suffer short term memory loss
I suffer short term memory loss
......................................................Oh yeah here's the card on my wrist

I suffer short term memory loss
I suffer short term memory loss
I suffer short term memory loss
I suffer short term memory loss
I suffer short term memory loss
I suffer short term memory loss
I suffer short term memory loss
I suffer short term memory loss
.....................................................I forget why
(repeat)
 
What ya been up to Doc? (note how I slipped in Bugs Bunny). All doing well in Britannia?

Ha, smooth man. Yeah all good here. Commonwealth games have just ended. Went to a few events, more enjoyable than I thought.

You ok? See baldricks gonna be a dad!
 
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