Two sentence joke
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Puff_Dragon
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Did you hear what happened; when the Pope went to Mount Olive?
Popeye nearly killed him!
Popeye nearly killed him!
playallnite
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What do you call that piece of skin that surrounds the vagina?.............................A WOMAN
CC Silverback
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Dark humor is like food in Venezuela and North Korea, not everyone gets it!
Budzbuddha
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How do Ethiopians celebrate their child’s first birthday ??????
They put flowers on the grave.
They put flowers on the grave.
ChiefRunningPhist
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"I shit my pants, can I get in yours?" Lol never works..
The Gram Reaper
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lol you guys where like fuck it lets bring back a year old thread and work on that shit.
Budzbuddha
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Two guys are walking through the woods when they found a big pile of Rabbit Shit ...
“ What’s that ? “ ...one of the guys ask.
“ They’re Smart Pills “ ... the other guy said.
Just then the first guy grabs a scoop and eats them .....
“They taste like SHIT !!!! “..............
Second guy says ... “ SEE ....you’re already getting smarter !!!! “
“ What’s that ? “ ...one of the guys ask.
“ They’re Smart Pills “ ... the other guy said.
Just then the first guy grabs a scoop and eats them .....
“They taste like SHIT !!!! “..............
Second guy says ... “ SEE ....you’re already getting smarter !!!! “
mysunnyboy
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What’s the best thing about Switzerland?
I don’t know but it’s flag is a big plus.
Did you hear about the new restaurant called Karma? There are no menus because you get what you deserve.
I don’t know but it’s flag is a big plus.
Did you hear about the new restaurant called Karma? There are no menus because you get what you deserve.
HippieonaHarley
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What did the stoned bank robber say upon entering the bank and pointing his gun ???? All right mother stickers this is a fuckup !
Longsmoker
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DID YOU ALL HERE ABOUT THE BLIND PROSTITUTE? YOU GOTTA HAND IT TO HER
Puff_Dragon
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Whats the difference between a drunk and an alcoholic?
a drunk doesn't need to go to those stupid meetings!
Why do women with bad hygiene have belly button rings?
Its the best place to hang the air freshener!
Why do men die before their wives?
They WANT to.
How is a puppy like a near sighted gynaecologist?
They both have a wet nose
An old couple (who own a Chinese restaurant) are laying in bed. The husband suddenly turns to the wife and states
"I wanna '69' NOW!!" The wife replies; "why you want 'beef and broccoli' at this time of night?!"
a drunk doesn't need to go to those stupid meetings!
Why do women with bad hygiene have belly button rings?
Its the best place to hang the air freshener!
Why do men die before their wives?
They WANT to.
How is a puppy like a near sighted gynaecologist?
They both have a wet nose
An old couple (who own a Chinese restaurant) are laying in bed. The husband suddenly turns to the wife and states
"I wanna '69' NOW!!" The wife replies; "why you want 'beef and broccoli' at this time of night?!"
Budzbuddha
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What should you do if you come across an elephant?
Apologize and wipe it off.
Apologize and wipe it off.
Puff_Dragon
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Accordion to research, 9 out of 10 people don't notice when you replace words with random musical instruments.