Two sentence joke

Nizza

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Oct 16, 2019

• #141

ever heard of that movie called constipated? It hasn't come out yet

 

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HashBucket

Well-Known Member

Nov 25, 2019

• #142

Two Irishmen walk out of a bar ...

well, it could happen

 

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DatSweetCheeba

Member

Nov 26, 2019

• #143

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HashBucket

Well-Known Member

Nov 27, 2019

• #144

What's the difference between your wife and your job?

After five years your job will still suck.

 

MrToad69

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Nov 27, 2019

• #145

How an old school blonde joke...? (My apologies if I offend anyone here)

What's the similarity between a blonde and a turtle? Once they're on their back they're fucked...

What's the difference between a blond and a turtle..? At least the turtle tries to get up!

 

madvillian420

Well-Known Member

Nov 30, 2019

• #146

What do a gynecologist and a pizza delivery guy have in common?

They can both smell it but they cant eat it!

 

Kilroy2020

Member

Jan 28, 2020

• #147

Why do Asians love to vote!?
Erections.
Why are NYers depressed? The Light at the end of the tunnel Is f'n Jersey.

 

Just Be

Well-Known Member

Jan 28, 2020

• #148

Opie1971 said:

What do you call an Ethiopian with a quarter on top of his head?

A nail...

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What do you call an Ethiopian with a vaginal disease?

A quarter pounder with cheese

 

Just Be

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Jan 28, 2020

• #149

What's the difference between a blonde and a mosquito?

The mosquito will stop sucking on you when you slap it.

 

Gquebed

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Feb 9, 2020

• #150

Stop me if you heard this one before:

A seal walks into a club.

 

Leef

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Feb 9, 2020

• #151

How do you make a dead baby float?

2 scoops of ice cream, 2 scoops of dead baby...put in blender

 

Leef

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Feb 9, 2020

• #152

how many dead babies does it take to shingle a roof?

Depends how thick you slice them.

 

Leeski

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Feb 11, 2020

• #153

Why did god give Women legs ?

seen the mess snails leave!

 

G Bear

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Apr 4, 2020

• #154

What’s the difference between Mick Jagger and a Scotsman?

Mick Jagger says ‘hey you get off of my cloud’ and a Scotsman says ‘ hey McCloud get off of my ewe’.

 

CloudHidden

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Apr 13, 2020

• #155

Herb & Suds said:

Sounds more like a Cajun owl

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Nawlins != Cajun

 

high acutance

Well-Known Member

Apr 26, 2020

• #156

I had to stop and think about it, too. I assume "Ngu" is pronounced "No", but I don't really know that, it's an assumption I have to make so that this is a joke. If you have to stop and think, it's not so funny.

 

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Ha0be1

Member

Apr 29, 2020

• #157

I visited a zoo, they only had one animal, a dog...it was a shit zoo!

 

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Buds N Brew

Well-Known Member

Jun 29, 2020

• #158

I told my psychiatrist I was having thoughts of suicide.
Now he makes me pay in advance.

 

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Ha0be1

Member

Jun 29, 2020

• #159

I went to the psychiatrists office dressed only in saran wrap. The Dr said Ha0be1 I can clearly see your nuts!

 

Just Be

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Jul 8, 2020

• #160

Did you hear about the mohel that performed circumcisions for free?
He only collected tips.