ever heard of that movie called constipated? It hasn't come out yet
Nizza Well-Known Member Oct 16, 2019 #141 ever heard of that movie called constipated? It hasn't come out yet
H HashBucket Well-Known Member Nov 25, 2019 #142 Two Irishmen walk out of a bar ... well, it could happen
H HashBucket Well-Known Member Nov 27, 2019 #144 What's the difference between your wife and your job? After five years your job will still suck.
MrToad69 Well-Known Member Nov 27, 2019 #145 How an old school blonde joke...? (My apologies if I offend anyone here) What's the similarity between a blonde and a turtle? Once they're on their back they're fucked... What's the difference between a blond and a turtle..? At least the turtle tries to get up!
How an old school blonde joke...? (My apologies if I offend anyone here) What's the similarity between a blonde and a turtle? Once they're on their back they're fucked... What's the difference between a blond and a turtle..? At least the turtle tries to get up!
madvillian420 Well-Known Member Nov 30, 2019 #146 What do a gynecologist and a pizza delivery guy have in common? They can both smell it but they cant eat it!
What do a gynecologist and a pizza delivery guy have in common? They can both smell it but they cant eat it!
Kilroy2020 Member Jan 28, 2020 #147 Why do Asians love to vote!? Erections. Why are NYers depressed? The Light at the end of the tunnel Is f'n Jersey.
Why do Asians love to vote!? Erections. Why are NYers depressed? The Light at the end of the tunnel Is f'n Jersey.
Just Be Well-Known Member Jan 28, 2020 #148 Opie1971 said: What do you call an Ethiopian with a quarter on top of his head? A nail... Click to expand... What do you call an Ethiopian with a vaginal disease? A quarter pounder with cheese
Opie1971 said: What do you call an Ethiopian with a quarter on top of his head? A nail... Click to expand... What do you call an Ethiopian with a vaginal disease? A quarter pounder with cheese
Just Be Well-Known Member Jan 28, 2020 #149 What's the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? The mosquito will stop sucking on you when you slap it.
What's the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? The mosquito will stop sucking on you when you slap it.
Gquebed Well-Known Member Feb 9, 2020 #150 Stop me if you heard this one before: A seal walks into a club.
Leef Well-Known Member Feb 9, 2020 #151 How do you make a dead baby float? 2 scoops of ice cream, 2 scoops of dead baby...put in blender
Leef Well-Known Member Feb 9, 2020 #152 how many dead babies does it take to shingle a roof? Depends how thick you slice them.
G Bear Well-Known Member Apr 4, 2020 #154 What’s the difference between Mick Jagger and a Scotsman? Mick Jagger says ‘hey you get off of my cloud’ and a Scotsman says ‘ hey McCloud get off of my ewe’.
What’s the difference between Mick Jagger and a Scotsman? Mick Jagger says ‘hey you get off of my cloud’ and a Scotsman says ‘ hey McCloud get off of my ewe’.
CloudHidden Well-Known Member Apr 13, 2020 #155 Herb & Suds said: Sounds more like a Cajun owl Click to expand... Nawlins != Cajun
high acutance Well-Known Member Apr 26, 2020 #156 I had to stop and think about it, too. I assume "Ngu" is pronounced "No", but I don't really know that, it's an assumption I have to make so that this is a joke. If you have to stop and think, it's not so funny.
I had to stop and think about it, too. I assume "Ngu" is pronounced "No", but I don't really know that, it's an assumption I have to make so that this is a joke. If you have to stop and think, it's not so funny.
H Ha0be1 Member Apr 29, 2020 #157 I visited a zoo, they only had one animal, a dog...it was a shit zoo!
B Buds N Brew Well-Known Member Jun 29, 2020 #158 I told my psychiatrist I was having thoughts of suicide. Now he makes me pay in advance.
H Ha0be1 Member Jun 29, 2020 #159 I went to the psychiatrists office dressed only in saran wrap. The Dr said Ha0be1 I can clearly see your nuts!
I went to the psychiatrists office dressed only in saran wrap. The Dr said Ha0be1 I can clearly see your nuts!
Just Be Well-Known Member Jul 8, 2020 #160 Did you hear about the mohel that performed circumcisions for free? He only collected tips.