So i was going about my normal routine, when i heard some fucked up noises in the ranchhouse. i knew i knew the noise, but couldnt remember what caused it. so i went and got my bow (i dont own firearms, they add to chargess if you get raided, plus you loose en, and bows . i know using a bow indoor is rediculous, however they are deadle at close range and are silent). there is another bonus. you can fire the arrow, or you can use it as a stabbing weapon.and i have broadheads. for those who dont know what that means, look up a picture of broadhead arrows. they aint kn joke...
anyway, i go down the stairs, bow ready, and liw and behold there is a raccoon wrecking my shit. I dont like harming normal animals for any reason, but i have a personal vendetta against all raccoons. i hate em all. my budy was like "hey they are smart, they wash their hands before eating". i winder what ms the point in washing up to eat garbage. i just hate errything about em. i always have.
anyway, i shot it imidiatly. it was only about 15 feet away, and it was up against the wall. when the arrow hit it, it nailed it to the wall. HA YOU FUCKING COCKSUCKER. now im gonna make me a raccoon hat today. bitch. time to dry the hide. that shit made my day. i got to fuck up not just a racoon, but i got to nail it to the wall with a broadhead for fucking with my plants. i just called my buddy a few miles away, when i told him he luaged in the phone so hard i thought he was gonna run outta air.
has anyone ever had the joy of getting vengance against a crop damaging pest? if so, let is know. im sure theirs gotta be some other goodones. ive heard of someone catching a pesky dope fiend squirl with a snare. but that story lacked the excitement of this morning. all that happened is he went one day and the little bitch was choked out at the base of a plant. i know dope is good, but the shits expensive. fuck sharing it with anything that dosent have a wallet. i love
animals, but now when they fuck with my crop.