Walmart's Now Ex-CEO To Pocket $113 Million Pension

Pinworm · Nov 27, 2013

abandonconflict said:
I used to be a soldier but I abhor violence and oppose war. So now I just travel and seek attractive 20 something Latinas with whom to engage in coitus.

translation: Where's all the heinas? I salute you, brother. I'm game. Let's round up a group of fly honey's, and get killer game of Crisco twister going.

abandonconflict · Nov 27, 2013

I'll probably still get it when I can't.

NoDrama · Nov 27, 2013

abandonconflict said:
I'll probably still get it when I can't.

They invented Viagra for a reason, when you can't, you can!

Pinworm · Nov 27, 2013

Viagra is illogical.

Dboi87 · Nov 27, 2013

What was this thread about again?

Neh... fuck it.

I want a latina on my face

Dr Kynes · Nov 27, 2013

Dboi87 said:
What was this thread about again?

Neh... fuck it.

I want a latina on my face

Latin girls are in fact quite awesome.

Exhibit A:

but i believe you are referring to Chicano Girls, which are NOT found in the Provence of Latium, or within the sacred boundaries of Roma.

Chicano Girls are also delightful.
Exhibit B:

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but clearly of a duskier, more full bodied flavour.

i enjoy them both, as well as some of the more exotic vintages from around the world.

but my soundproofed dungeon is only big enough to hold a few.

Dboi87 · Nov 27, 2013

They'd all have a seat so long as I have a face (wore my hoody up as I typed that for extra creep effect)

Dr Kynes · Nov 27, 2013

Dboi87 said:
They'd all have a seat so long as I have a face (wore my hoody up as I typed that for extra creep effect)

Dboi87 · Nov 27, 2013

Please, for security reasons, don't post anymore of my photos. Thank you kindly.

abandonconflict · Nov 27, 2013

Bro, do you even approach women?

Dr Kynes · Nov 27, 2013

abandonconflict said:
Bro, do you even approach women?

sure, my best pick up line:

"does this rag smell like chloroform to you?"

cannabineer · Nov 27, 2013

Dr Kynes said:
when the big bosses werent there at night we would race them during lunchbreaks.

you gotta lean into the corner by the Pampers or youll spin out into the shampoo aisle.

Tough choice. Wipeout into the **** or hairy spill?

UncleBuck · Nov 27, 2013

abandonconflict said:
Bro, do you even approach women?

"keep it down, babe. my mom is next door"

abandonconflict · Nov 27, 2013

The fedora is a very effective contraceptive.

UncleBuck · Nov 27, 2013

in two lines, our work here is done.

abandonconflict · Nov 27, 2013

UncleBuck said:
in two lines, our work here is done.

In two lines he gets friend zoned.

UncleBuck · Nov 27, 2013

abandonconflict said:
In two lines he gets friend zoned.

with any luck.

abandonconflict · Nov 27, 2013

UncleBuck said:
with any luck.

Do you think anyone takes him seriously?

UncleBuck · Nov 27, 2013

abandonconflict said:
Do you think anyone takes him seriously?

possibly as a stalking threat.

Red1966 · Nov 27, 2013

see4 said:
My point is, the executives of Wal-Mart and it's corporate mantra is to make as much money as possible, even if that means doing it off the back of laborers. You find no fault in that, and I do. And this is what is wrong with our country today.

Would you rather the laborers were unemployed?

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