I've thought about it, but my whole issue is that these people drive off the edge of my driveway when they turn around, breaking the edges. I don't want a truck with 4 flats and a tow truck in my driveway to possibly fuck it up worse. It's an ongoing issue, the police have been called before and I'm always in the wrong because I'm pissed off and loud. Excuse me for getting mad at dealing with the same fucking issue, people illegally parking in my driveway, repeatedly, causing property damage and you won't do shit about it. I thought police were supposed to go after the ones breaking the law? One reason I fucking hate cops.
I've been trying to think of something to do that'd fuck their cars up without being obvious I did it, they can't see their car when they're at the neighbors so it shouldn't be hard. A handful of sand in the oil pan and tranny or something. Loosen some brake fittings? Pinhole in a fuel line near the exhaust? Sprinkle some ricin in the air vents? Satanic ritual unleashing demons to haunt thier car? Call in a suspicious vehicle and put a box with a bunch of wires in thier back seat? Loosen lug nuts?
Actually, I'm thinking of getting a box of stinkbombs, toss a couple in the window and hope they step on them.
And I should get a bunch of these "I love penis" bumper stickers.