What did you accomplish today?

Roger A. Shrubber

Roger A. Shrubber

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dannyboy602 said:
I was sitting on the patio this morning with two lovely ladies. All in our underwear. Thinkin how any other guy would be happy as a clam at the idea of two single women and no competition anywhere in site. And how that the idea was completely lost on me. I was more worried if the weed would hold out till noon. If my cat that I let outside now would have a problem with the coyote I spotted yesterday. And if I had enough laundry detergent to last till I got my next paycheck.
Not, jeez how can I get these chicks to agree to a three some. Will they both be wanting my monster cock anally and who can give better head.
It must be difficult on a straight guy to always have to be on the hunt. Never a lull in the battle to get laid. Is it really worth the added stress? Not being able to just sit and enjoy the start of a beautiful fall day in the desert while myself and scantily clad women watch hummingbirds and lizards dart hither and yon.
I guess in this case ignorance really is bliss. My room mate describes herself as a 36DD whatever that means and her gf is wearing a pair of my boxers bc she left all clothes in Phoenix. Somehow I think they look better on her. But that's what I'm up to today.
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would it have been different if it was two guys sitting there in their skivvies?
are you really that different from a straight guy? don't you go through all the same shit, but with guys? cause i've known several gay people, and they were ALL drama queens, who bitched about their relationships non stop........
 
Bareback

Bareback

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dannyboy602 said:
I was sitting on the patio this morning with two lovely ladies. All in our underwear. Thinkin how any other guy would be happy as a clam at the idea of two single women and no competition anywhere in site. And how that the idea was completely lost on me. I was more worried if the weed would hold out till noon. If my cat that I let outside now would have a problem with the coyote I spotted yesterday. And if I had enough laundry detergent to last till I got my next paycheck.
Not, jeez how can I get these chicks to agree to a three some. Will they both be wanting my monster cock anally and who can give better head.
It must be difficult on a straight guy to always have to be on the hunt. Never a lull in the battle to get laid. Is it really worth the added stress? Not being able to just sit and enjoy the start of a beautiful fall day in the desert while myself and scantily clad women watch hummingbirds and lizards dart hither and yon.
I guess in this case ignorance really is bliss. My room mate describes herself as a 36DD whatever that means and her gf is wearing a pair of my boxers bc she left all clothes in Phoenix. Somehow I think they look better on her. But that's what I'm up to today.
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DD is a thing for most straight dudes.......a damn good thing.....
 
curious2garden

curious2garden

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doublejj said:
I don't even know how it got turned on....:roll:
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JJ's you've lost so much weight now you're turning cameras on.

Indagrow said:
Prob all those sexy plants did it..or Danny's story. The things cameras see eventually turn us all on, or are nightmare fuel *shudders* that turn the rest of us on
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The day the toasters turn on us, we are all toast.
 
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