I've never gotten a happy ending or a massage for that matter but if you're just laying on a table getting cranked down on wouldn't you just....cum all over yourself, like how is that a happy ending? Can you stand up so you don't get it all over your tummy? I'm just picturing Kraft covered in his own cum with a smile on his face
Please advise
No ones ever jerked you off while your laying down?
There’s a saying bad girls spit, naughty girls swallow and good girls gargle. I’ve never had a happy ending but I’m assuming give them enough money they can be the good, the bad or the ugly.
When I was 19 my boss took me to a whore house he lived at them. He got pissed up and was like there’s nothing wrong with it just give it a go. He paid for me without asking me, so after hounding me I went in the room, in walk like 6 women. None of which were getting the blood going most were in there late 40’s. It was 2am I’m thinking to my self imagine all the dick these birds have had tonight. So like any male I choose the one with the best chesticles.
Every one leaves and it’s me and this bird. I was just not feeling it. I said to her I’m not really about it can we just smoke some weed, she said it was the best offer she had all night lol. So I’m we smoked a shit load of weed and before I left like a gentleman I put it in her ass lol nah. She did go up to my boss and told him that I was the best she had ever had and thanked him for bring me in lol. He believed it until I confessed a month later