Gary Goodson
Well-Known Member
For the record I’ve been awake bitches
Cool story bro!For the record I’ve been awake bitches
No but I’ve already mowed the lawn and I’m about to go cut some other grassCool story bro!
But the real question is "Have you ever been to Me?"
Jesus Christ on a cracker! And I thought my day was a doozie.Put on your ear muffs
So far the fucking refrigerator died after we put up curtains
Moving the girls and wrenched my shoulder, needs scraped and catches.
Hit my hps and shit went south.
Microwaving oatmeal and shinizzzzle ma fizzzzel! Then microwave blew up!
I jumped back and tripped over the cat.
Said cat smacked my phone off the counter and cracked $&/£^<#,€{%<*<€?ing iPhone.
Went outside with the Mrs as she smoked a cigarette. Came back in and another mfing cat was drinking the seed popping water!
Holy shit. I woke up at 3. The Mrs went back to bed...THANK YOU GOD
Put on your ear muffs
So far the fucking refrigerator died after we put up curtains
Moving the girls and wrenched my shoulder, needs scraped and catches.
Hit my hps and shit went south.
Microwaving oatmeal and shinizzzzle ma fizzzzel! Then microwave blew up!
I jumped back and tripped over the cat.
Said cat smacked my phone off the counter and cracked $&/£^<#,€{%<*<€?ing iPhone.
Went outside with the Mrs as she smoked a cigarette. Came back in and another mfing cat was drinking the seed popping water!
Holy shit. I woke up at 3. The Mrs went back to bed...THANK YOU GOD
Put on your ear muffs
So far the fucking refrigerator died after we put up curtains
Moving the girls and wrenched my shoulder, needs scraped and catches.
Hit my hps and shit went south.
Microwaving oatmeal and shinizzzzle ma fizzzzel! Then microwave blew up!
I jumped back and tripped over the cat.
Said cat smacked my phone off the counter and cracked $&/£^<#,€{%<*<€?ing iPhone.
Went outside with the Mrs as she smoked a cigarette. Came back in and another mfing cat was drinking the seed popping water!
Holy shit. I woke up at 3. The Mrs went back to bed...THANK YOU GOD
Put on your ear muffs
So far the fucking refrigerator died after we put up curtains
Moving the girls and wrenched my shoulder, needs scraped and catches.
Hit my hps and shit went south.
Microwaving oatmeal and shinizzzzle ma fizzzzel! Then microwave blew up!
I jumped back and tripped over the cat.
Said cat smacked my phone off the counter and cracked $&/£^<#,€{%<*<€?ing iPhone.
Went outside with the Mrs as she smoked a cigarette. Came back in and another mfing cat was drinking the seed popping water!
Holy shit. I woke up at 3. The Mrs went back to bed...THANK YOU GOD
Jesus Christ on a cracker! And I thought my day was a doozie.
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F***, I'd stay out of the driveway. unless you have a spare car.![]()
Damn busy morning.....
I see it got your toe.
LolI see it got your toe.
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Having one of THOSE days, I apologise in advance...
I see it got your toe.
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Oh snap that was where he landed after I smacked that bitch off my leg! Hate hate spiders gee whizLol
I had to go look at it again.
And you call me an asshole![]()
Don't, you're funny as shit on those days. Looking forward to the lulz to come.Having one of THOSE days, I apologise in advance...
Oh snap that was where he landed after I smacked that bitch off my leg! Hate hate spiders gee whiz
It can only get better right? Sunny side of the street and all that![]()