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tyler.durden

tyler.durden

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I've been a good boy lately, so I decided to treat myself by purchasing a beautiful carbon fiber violin bow a couple of days ago. Since it is a $1400 bow, the maker naturally sent it signature required. It was scheduled to arrive today, and I made sure I could hear the buzzer all day as I did not want to miss the Fed Ex guy. I am in the middle of a harvest trimming my ass off, anyway. My buzzer rings at about 3pm and it's Amazon with a package. I wasn't expecting any Amazon stuff, but I forget that I order things all the time. I waited until about 7pm for the Fed Ex guy, then stepped out quickly to deliver some weed to customers that popped by. Lo and behold, what is waiting for me in my hallway??? My bow! The lazy, dishonest Fed Ex bastard announced himself as Amazon so he wouldn't have to climb my stairs and get my signature! It could easily have been stolen, it's happened before. I am of half a mind to pretend that I never got the bow, and make Fed Ex pay to get my $1400 back. So many people out of work, and this fucking asshole does business like this. Smh...
 
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DarkWeb

DarkWeb

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tyler.durden said:
I've been a good boy lately, so I decided to treat myself by purchasing a beautiful carbon fiber violin bow a couple of days ago. Since it is a $1400 bow, they maker naturally sent it signature required. It was scheduled to arrive today, and I made sure I could hear the buzzer all day as I did not want to miss the Fed Ex guy. I am in the middle of a harvest trimming my ass off, anyway. My buzzer rings at about 3pm and it's Amazon with a package. I wasn't expecting any Amazon stuff, but I forget that I order things all the time. I waited until about 7pm for the Fed Ex guy, then stepped out quickly to deliver some weed to customers that popped by. Lo and behold, what is waiting for me in my hallway??? My bow! The lazy, dishonest Fed Ex bastard announced himself as Amazon so he wouldn't have to climb my stairs and get my signature! It could easily have been stolen, it's happened before. I am of half a mind to pretend that I never got the bow, and make Fed Ex pay to get my $1400 back. So many people out of work, and this fucking asshole does business like this. Smh...
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I don't like fedex......I do lots of shipping and receiving......fedex has always been horrible.
 
cannabineer

cannabineer

Ursus marijanus
tyler.durden said:
I've been a good boy lately, so I decided to treat myself by purchasing a beautiful carbon fiber violin bow a couple of days ago. Since it is a $1400 bow, they maker naturally sent it signature required. It was scheduled to arrive today, and I made sure I could hear the buzzer all day as I did not want to miss the Fed Ex guy. I am in the middle of a harvest trimming my ass off, anyway. My buzzer rings at about 3pm and it's Amazon with a package. I wasn't expecting any Amazon stuff, but I forget that I order things all the time. I waited until about 7pm for the Fed Ex guy, then stepped out quickly to deliver some weed to customers that popped by. Lo and behold, what is waiting for me in my hallway??? My bow! The lazy, dishonest Fed Ex bastard announced himself as Amazon so he wouldn't have to climb my stairs and get my signature! It could easily have been stolen, it's happened before. I am of half a mind to pretend that I never got the bow, and make Fed Ex pay to get my $1400 back. So many people out of work, and this fucking asshole does business like this. Smh...
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You should invent the compound bow for violins. Look how far it advanced Bambistabbing.

That cello could now armwrestle the thrash metal bass guitars.
And (strong term) win.
 
neosapien

neosapien

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tyler.durden said:
I've been a good boy lately, so I decided to treat myself by purchasing a beautiful carbon fiber violin bow a couple of days ago. Since it is a $1400 bow, they maker naturally sent it signature required. It was scheduled to arrive today, and I made sure I could hear the buzzer all day as I did not want to miss the Fed Ex guy. I am in the middle of a harvest trimming my ass off, anyway. My buzzer rings at about 3pm and it's Amazon with a package. I wasn't expecting any Amazon stuff, but I forget that I order things all the time. I waited until about 7pm for the Fed Ex guy, then stepped out quickly to deliver some weed to customers that popped by. Lo and behold, what is waiting for me in my hallway??? My bow! The lazy, dishonest Fed Ex bastard announced himself as Amazon so he wouldn't have to climb my stairs and get my signature! It could easily have been stolen, it's happened before. I am of half a mind to pretend that I never got the bow, and make Fed Ex pay to get my $1400 back. So many people out of work, and this fucking asshole does business like this. Smh...
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You should do it. I mean FedEx marooned and almost killed Tom Hanks on a fucking island. He's a national treasure.
 
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jerryb73

jerryb73

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tyler.durden said:
I've been a good boy lately, so I decided to treat myself by purchasing a beautiful carbon fiber violin bow a couple of days ago. Since it is a $1400 bow, they maker naturally sent it signature required. It was scheduled to arrive today, and I made sure I could hear the buzzer all day as I did not want to miss the Fed Ex guy. I am in the middle of a harvest trimming my ass off, anyway. My buzzer rings at about 3pm and it's Amazon with a package. I wasn't expecting any Amazon stuff, but I forget that I order things all the time. I waited until about 7pm for the Fed Ex guy, then stepped out quickly to deliver some weed to customers that popped by. Lo and behold, what is waiting for me in my hallway??? My bow! The lazy, dishonest Fed Ex bastard announced himself as Amazon so he wouldn't have to climb my stairs and get my signature! It could easily have been stolen, it's happened before. I am of half a mind to pretend that I never got the bow, and make Fed Ex pay to get my $1400 back. So many people out of work, and this fucking asshole does business like this. Smh...
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Probably the same dude who delivered your scooter. Lol
 
Singlemalt

Singlemalt

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tyler.durden said:
I've been a good boy lately, so I decided to treat myself by purchasing a beautiful carbon fiber violin bow a couple of days ago. Since it is a $1400 bow, they maker naturally sent it signature required. It was scheduled to arrive today, and I made sure I could hear the buzzer all day as I did not want to miss the Fed Ex guy. I am in the middle of a harvest trimming my ass off, anyway. My buzzer rings at about 3pm and it's Amazon with a package. I wasn't expecting any Amazon stuff, but I forget that I order things all the time. I waited until about 7pm for the Fed Ex guy, then stepped out quickly to deliver some weed to customers that popped by. Lo and behold, what is waiting for me in my hallway??? My bow! The lazy, dishonest Fed Ex bastard announced himself as Amazon so he wouldn't have to climb my stairs and get my signature! It could easily have been stolen, it's happened before. I am of half a mind to pretend that I never got the bow, and make Fed Ex pay to get my $1400 back. So many people out of work, and this fucking asshole does business like this. Smh...
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This was 4 yrs ago: I'd ordered something and it was coming Fedex. I get a call and it's the driver asking where my place is,; I ask him
where he is and what he sees, basically he is right in front of my place. I ask if he sees the dirt road, yes, so come on down it. I should see him in 2-3 min. after 5 min I hop in my car and drive out, just as he is leaving my neighbor's place. I ask why, "I couldn't see a house"; I told you that you wouldn't until you drove a 1/3 mi down the dirt road. I then asked him where the package was, at my neighbor's. Then asked if this is his route is he always the Fedex driver in this area. Yes. A month later, my neighbor calls to tell me a package is there delivered by Fedex. I called Fedex, raised hell and won't buy anything if it is delivered by Fedex.
 
DarkWeb

DarkWeb

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Singlemalt said:
This was 4 yrs ago: I'd ordered something and it was coming Fedex. I get a call and it's the driver asking where my place is,; I ask him
where he is and what he sees, basically he is right in front of my place. I ask if he sees the dirt road, yes, so come on down it. I should see him in 2-3 min. after 5 min I hop in my car and drive out, just as he is leaving my neighbor's place. I ask why, "I couldn't see a house"; I told you that you wouldn't until you drove a 1/3 mi down the dirt road. I then asked him where the package was, at my neighbor's. Then asked if this is his route is he always the Fedex driver in this area. Yes. A month later, my neighbor calls to tell me a package is there delivered by Fedex. I called Fedex, raised hell and won't buy anything if it is delivered by Fedex.
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I called them the other day......I've had more fedex delivered in the last few months than I ever have. I think they're picking up the scraps........meth head driver and all....
 
tyler.durden

tyler.durden

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Singlemalt said:
This was 4 yrs ago: I'd ordered something and it was coming Fedex. I get a call and it's the driver asking where my place is,; I ask him
where he is and what he sees, basically he is right in front of my place. I ask if he sees the dirt road, yes, so come on down it. I should see him in 2-3 min. after 5 min I hop in my car and drive out, just as he is leaving my neighbor's place. I ask why, "I couldn't see a house"; I told you that you wouldn't until you drove a 1/3 mi down the dirt road. I then asked him where the package was, at my neighbor's. Then asked if this is his route is he always the Fedex driver in this area. Yes. A month later, my neighbor calls to tell me a package is there delivered by Fedex. I called Fedex, raised hell and won't buy anything if it is delivered by Fedex.
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Did your neighbor open your sex doll??? That can be awkward...
 
farmingfisherman

farmingfisherman

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Aeroknow said:
Thanks brother!
The trusses were put up on the top plates friday with their crane/truck rig.
I built a bunch of temporary walls with the 2x6 form boards i had for the trusses to rest on and for me to help roll them up.
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Ah flying trusses.. Once nailed my foot to the top of the wall with the next truss hanging over my head. It got a good laugh from the guys I was working with when I had to pull my catspaw to free myself. :wall:
 
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