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What did you accomplish today?

Indacouch

Indacouch

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lokie said:




Years ago, when I was a traveling gypsy, I bought these picks.
I thought I would learn to use them and help myself to whatever may be hiding behind doors numbered 1, 2, 3 ... and the soda machines at the hotels I would stay at.

I ordered them online and waited a week for them to be delivered.
I tried them on the doors in my home but never got one damn lock open.

Given I was clumsy and unsuccessful I figured that it would be better to just leave them at home.

I chickened out.

Surely I probably would have spent time bunking with bubba if I had put them in my suitcase.


They are still in the top drawer with miscellaneous other "bright ideas" that never
got off the ground.
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It's a very wierd skill to have ....and thankfully I'm not a thief .....because I have a very odd skill/knack for being able to pick locks with very little trouble .....I've even mastered combo locks for bikes etc etc ....those are easy .....but house/door knob locks I can defeat in an alarming amount of time ..........I should shut up now ....explosives,contract offers and now this .....oh and were on a pot forum .......I'm going to bed

It's not what it seems mr FBI guy cruising around Riu forums .

I'm just a big goof with a collection of discarded marajuana roaches ......my posts are for entertainment purposes only .....except the stuff about reddan1981 that's all true
 
Indacouch

Indacouch

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So Inda just had a pretty exciting moment .....I smoked and went to bed rite after my last post ......well actually passed out on my recliner in the den with the tv going ..........wife even put a blanket on me at some point ......anyways ,,,I was literally in a deep sleep ,,,out for the night and was agressively woke by my wife shaking me saying (((BABE BABE ..WAKE UP WAKE UP THERES SOMEONE IN OUR YARD))) so after I slurred incoherent profanity and sexual nonsense ...I came to ,,,and realized the wife is in full panick and it's go time ..........so as I'm jumping up and grabbing the obvious ....let's just say there's three numbers in the name of this obvious thing I grabbed .......my wife is telling me there's someone in the backyard (((FOR SURE)) so I tell her to take herself and the little baby into my boys room and stay there ........so I start tweaker peaking out windows and blinds and can't see anything ......I have a big house with many additions and I literally have 3ft tall brick planters all the way around my property line with hedges and other plants flowers growing in them .....makes a nice 7 foot high barrier around my house including the hedges ......and I have gates that I shut and lock at night as well ....so very secluded and you would have to try to get into my property .......there's another 9 foot stone wall that leads up to my door/courtyard with a breezeway .....again very secluded ..........so I'm walking through the house checking and sure enough I hear some commotion .........and it's in the darkest hardest to get to place on my property ......so I shut my house alarm and tell my wife ,,if you hear the obvious call the police ........so I get all ready (((hearts racing))......go into my bathroom and I slowly unlock the window ........then with all the adrenaline flowing I slide the window open hit the spot light and yell (((what the fuck you doing motherfucker !!!))) .....and rite when I get the ER of motherfuckER out .......I see it's da POPO ......yes that's rite the fucking POPO ......thank God I didn't go outside like usual.....they were actually mostly understanding about my reaction .....they told me (((next time just call the police if I hear a noise/intruder))) .......lol .....then they explained they chased a stolen car and the people bailed and scattered near my house ........so it ended up not being the kind of intruder I thought ....and after it was all said and done ......my wife says .......((((babe I thought I heard a walkie talkie))).......I said ---those minor details are key babe ........as of now theyre still poking around my area .....I reset my house alarm and back to bed for me .....may have to burn another now to calm down ......GEEEEESH wtf ...


Check out my luck .....especially after my last post above this one several hours ago before bed ......can't make this shit up


Good night again guys/gals

---Inda
 
Grandpapy

Grandpapy

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Indacouch said:
So Inda just had a pretty exciting moment .....I smoked and went to bed rite after my last post ......well actually passed out on my recliner in the den with the tv going ..........wife even put a blanket on me at some point ......anyways ,,,I was literally in a deep sleep ,,,out for the night and was agressively woke by my wife shaking me saying (((BABE BABE ..WAKE UP WAKE UP THERES SOMEONE IN OUR YARD))) so after I slurred incoherent profanity and sexual nonsense ...I came to ,,,and realized the wife is in full panick and it's go time ..........so as I'm jumping up and grabbing the obvious ....let's just say there's three numbers in the name of this obvious thing I grabbed .......my wife is telling me there's someone in the backyard (((FOR SURE)) so I tell her to take herself and the little baby into my boys room and stay there ........so I start tweaker peaking out windows and blinds and can't see anything ......I have a big house with many additions and I literally have 3ft tall brick planters all the way around my property line with hedges and other plants flowers growing in them .....makes a nice 7 foot high barrier around my house including the hedges ......and I have gates that I shut and lock at night as well ....so very secluded and you would have to try to get into my property .......there's another 9 foot stone wall that leads up to my door/courtyard with a breezeway .....again very secluded ..........so I'm walking through the house checking and sure enough I hear some commotion .........and it's in the darkest hardest to get to place on my property ......so I shut my house alarm and tell my wife ,,if you hear the obvious call the police ........so I get all ready (((hearts racing))......go into my bathroom and I slowly unlock the window ........then with all the adrenaline flowing I slide the window open hit the spot light and yell (((what the fuck you doing motherfucker !!!))) .....and rite when I get the ER of motherfuckER out .......I see it's da POPO ......yes that's rite the fucking POPO ......thank God I didn't go outside like usual.....they were actually mostly understanding about my reaction .....they told me (((next time just call the police if I hear a noise/intruder))) .......lol .....then they explained they chased a stolen car and the people bailed and scattered near my house ........so it ended up not being the kind of intruder I thought ....and after it was all said and done ......my wife says .......((((babe I thought I heard a walkie talkie))).......I said ---those minor details are key babe ........as of now theyre still poking around my area .....I reset my house alarm and back to bed for me .....may have to burn another now to calm down ......GEEEEESH wtf ...


Check out my luck .....especially after my last post above this one several hours ago before bed ......can't make this shit up


Good night again guys/gals

---Inda
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LOL good nite
 
BarnBuster

BarnBuster

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Indacouch said:
So Inda just had a pretty exciting moment .....I smoked and went to bed rite after my last post ......well actually passed out on my recliner in the den with the tv going ..........wife even put a blanket on me at some point ......anyways ,,,I was literally in a deep sleep ,,,out for the night and was agressively woke by my wife shaking me saying (((BABE BABE ..WAKE UP WAKE UP THERES SOMEONE IN OUR YARD))) so after I slurred incoherent profanity and sexual nonsense ...I came to ,,,and realized the wife is in full panick and it's go time ..........so as I'm jumping up and grabbing the obvious ....let's just say there's three numbers in the name of this obvious thing I grabbed .......my wife is telling me there's someone in the backyard (((FOR SURE)) so I tell her to take herself and the little baby into my boys room and stay there ........so I start tweaker peaking out windows and blinds and can't see anything ......I have a big house with many additions and I literally have 3ft tall brick planters all the way around my property line with hedges and other plants flowers growing in them .....makes a nice 7 foot high barrier around my house including the hedges ......and I have gates that I shut and lock at night as well ....so very secluded and you would have to try to get into my property .......there's another 9 foot stone wall that leads up to my door/courtyard with a breezeway .....again very secluded ..........so I'm walking through the house checking and sure enough I hear some commotion .........and it's in the darkest hardest to get to place on my property ......so I shut my house alarm and tell my wife ,,if you hear the obvious call the police ........so I get all ready (((hearts racing))......go into my bathroom and I slowly unlock the window ........then with all the adrenaline flowing I slide the window open hit the spot light and yell (((what the fuck you doing motherfucker !!!))) .....and rite when I get the ER of motherfuckER out .......I see it's da POPO ......yes that's rite the fucking POPO ......thank God I didn't go outside like usual.....they were actually mostly understanding about my reaction .....they told me (((next time just call the police if I hear a noise/intruder))) .......lol .....then they explained they chased a stolen car and the people bailed and scattered near my house ........so it ended up not being the kind of intruder I thought ....and after it was all said and done ......my wife says .......((((babe I thought I heard a walkie talkie))).......I said ---those minor details are key babe ........as of now theyre still poking around my area .....I reset my house alarm and back to bed for me .....may have to burn another now to calm down ......GEEEEESH wtf ...


Check out my luck .....especially after my last post above this one several hours ago before bed ......can't make this shit up


Good night again guys/gals

---Inda
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good thing you didn't let Buttercup loose..

 
Singlemalt

Singlemalt

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Indacouch said:
So Inda just had a pretty exciting moment .....I smoked and went to bed rite after my last post ......well actually passed out on my recliner in the den with the tv going ..........wife even put a blanket on me at some point ......anyways ,,,I was literally in a deep sleep ,,,out for the night and was agressively woke by my wife shaking me saying (((BABE BABE ..WAKE UP WAKE UP THERES SOMEONE IN OUR YARD))) so after I slurred incoherent profanity and sexual nonsense ...I came to ,,,and realized the wife is in full panick and it's go time ..........so as I'm jumping up and grabbing the obvious ....let's just say there's three numbers in the name of this obvious thing I grabbed .......my wife is telling me there's someone in the backyard (((FOR SURE)) so I tell her to take herself and the little baby into my boys room and stay there ........so I start tweaker peaking out windows and blinds and can't see anything ......I have a big house with many additions and I literally have 3ft tall brick planters all the way around my property line with hedges and other plants flowers growing in them .....makes a nice 7 foot high barrier around my house including the hedges ......and I have gates that I shut and lock at night as well ....so very secluded and you would have to try to get into my property .......there's another 9 foot stone wall that leads up to my door/courtyard with a breezeway .....again very secluded ..........so I'm walking through the house checking and sure enough I hear some commotion .........and it's in the darkest hardest to get to place on my property ......so I shut my house alarm and tell my wife ,,if you hear the obvious call the police ........so I get all ready (((hearts racing))......go into my bathroom and I slowly unlock the window ........then with all the adrenaline flowing I slide the window open hit the spot light and yell (((what the fuck you doing motherfucker !!!))) .....and rite when I get the ER of motherfuckER out .......I see it's da POPO ......yes that's rite the fucking POPO ......thank God I didn't go outside like usual.....they were actually mostly understanding about my reaction .....they told me (((next time just call the police if I hear a noise/intruder))) .......lol .....then they explained they chased a stolen car and the people bailed and scattered near my house ........so it ended up not being the kind of intruder I thought ....and after it was all said and done ......my wife says .......((((babe I thought I heard a walkie talkie))).......I said ---those minor details are key babe ........as of now theyre still poking around my area .....I reset my house alarm and back to bed for me .....may have to burn another now to calm down ......GEEEEESH wtf ...


Check out my luck .....especially after my last post above this one several hours ago before bed ......can't make this shit up


Good night again guys/gals

---Inda
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danbridge

danbridge

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420God said:
What did you do today that you're proud of? Something at work, home, school, personal achievement, etc...


Today I had gravel dropped off and I put in a new driveway. It was a lot of work but I got it done quicker than I thought I would.:)


:leaf::peace::leaf:
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I masterbated to porn and then I logged onto RIU
 
danbridge

danbridge

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Indacouch said:
I also just seen your post in the thread about the guy wondering if he should leave his crazy GF ....

You said you left your wife/girlfriend of 25 years and are now free to be you .....


So I absolutely believe your above post .....masturbation and Riu .....let freedom ring
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You know what i love best about porn? When you are finished, you click a button and the bitch is GONE!
 
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