So the wife decided to go full bore on the April fools yesterday......the reason she got me so good is because she's not usually doing that type of shit ....momma and the kids usually leave the jokes,comical mishaps,and shenanigans to me .......Anyways she text me while she was out and about buying some heavy duty baby equipment for my lil chunker ....as you all know he's a heavy duty boy,so when his baby swing gets going it appears to be testing it's limits in weight and stability ...although amusing to watch, we figured we better see about an upgrade for our little Mcfatty ......in the text she tells me she hasn't been feeling well in the mornings so she took a preg test and it was + ...I was like -((oh fuck)) fuck,fuck,fuck,fuck,fuck... FUCK!!!......sweaty palms and of course asking ..are you sure multiple times .....was my reaction....immediately smoking many many cigarettes while trying to reach her on her cell to clarify the situation......she tells me she's driving and she will call me ASAP......(((I should have known rite then)))...I've seen her drink coffee apply make up and talk on the phone all while driving.......she leaves me in full on oh shit mother fucker mode,,pacing around the house for nearly an hour ......then she decides to share ----And I quote...(April Fools Babe) did I get you???
....of course the relief was so sudden and relaxing,,I immediately shit myself ....twice....after shitting myself four times before she told me April fools....so she caused a grown man to shit himself a total of 6 times,,great anxiety,,and a mild heart attack........yes babe you got me.
Funny part is ,,,she almost immediately started begging me please not to pay her back
I figure she puts up with my ass the rest of the year and she's good to me in every way possible ....so I'm just guna let it be and say well played momma Inda ...
I'm having my mother in law kidnapped next Thursday for ransom