Singlemalt
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What's the company name of the new tiller? Oh yeah, take a life insurance policy out on Kenny, next year he may not be around for a new new tiller
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UncleBuck
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What's the company name of the new tiller? Oh yeah, take a life insurance policy out on Kenny, next year he may not be around for a new new tiller
i'm sure whatever new tiller i get is going to come from some chinese manufacturing company which will be gone by next year as well.
jacksmuff
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Racist diddler
Singlemalt
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Exactly, but Kenny's life ins will buy it for you
srh88
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You down to fuck?
UncleBuck
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can i take out life insurance on a stranger (without local authorities being alerted)?
Singlemalt
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In some states you actually can, of course if he dies questionably the authorities investigate, so you don't get greedy. Say you take out a $500-1000 policy and Kenny died by being decapitated by a butter knife, they won't suspect you
edit: Get coverage so he'll buy you a non-chinese tiller next time hence, 500-1000$
edit: Get coverage so he'll buy you a non-chinese tiller next time
hence, 500-1000$
Blue Wizard
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I wonder if the carb had an air leak around the manifold. Sometimes it's just a rubber o ring and if it gets dry rotted it can fuck with your fuel air mixture and make it run like that. I just fixed an old lawnmower that was doing the same thing a couple of weeks ago. Oh well.
mr sunshine
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I took in my last shopping cart yesterday, I'm up to 4 now. My girlfriend was mad, said I was making our backyard look all fucked up. Get out of here with that shit, the carts stay. I promised her I wouldn't bring anymore though.
Blue Wizard
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You shoulda gotten that big ass one with the double kids seat thingy on it. I mean if you could only have one more why not get the best?
mr sunshine
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I have two of those, they just keep showing up in front of my house. They're big, at least a 50 gallon pot.
Blue Wizard
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With that big ass blue plastic seat thingy on the back right? I saw some chick sitting in it talking on her phone while her kids pushed her around the store last week. I bet she was all like "I bet this is how Julius Caesar shopped" and shit.
BarnBuster
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Singlemalt
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mr sunshine
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yea, those two seaters. Love how my dogs can't fuck with them in those carts,Harder for bugs too.
mr sunshine
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Keep this style in mind if you ever wish to terrace your backyard
I really want to grow in one of these.
Singlemalt
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Fucking sweet! Does it have a motor? That would be perfect when you start street selling the colas
BarnBuster
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Singlemalt
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Better not let @Gary Goodson see that, he'll swipe it in a heartbeat. Hell, so would Ifify
srh88
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Take a shopping cart and lay it on its side and build a fire inside it.. instant grillfify
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