mysunnyboy
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don't think he meant HIS sisters King, i may be wrong tho
What is the sluttiest thing you have ever done?
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ChronicObsession
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I piss in the sink. I make almost any sink my mini urinal.
mysunnyboy
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and that's the sluttiest thing you've ever done Chronic
or the nastiest
ChronicObsession
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I come from an alcoholic family. Our toilet's name was shirla, and I hugged and vomited into her hard. Then she became my escape for all things evacuating from my body. I feel like a whore for not taking Shirla with me when I moved away.and that's the sluttiest thing you've ever done Chronic
James87
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My sluttiest time... I have to start with my first time.
So i was 15, i knew this girl a year older than me... We made out all night once but neither of us came, no penetration.... A bit later, there was a party with her, her bf (+4 years than I), his friends (i was in a province where everybody talked funny) and somebodys sister..... We all got drunk, and the sister pinned me against the wall in the kitchen and started kissing me, so i took her by the hand to her room (party was at their place) and porn starred for an hour... Then I had to get my clothes, somehow they were in the bathroom, so i walked past everyone to the bathroom.... funny that the bf and everybody else didnt know about his gf and i, and she was the only other girl there, so my nudity didnt seem to matter at all.... lol. We were really loud, everybody could hear and they were cheering from the living room.
So i was 15, i knew this girl a year older than me... We made out all night once but neither of us came, no penetration.... A bit later, there was a party with her, her bf (+4 years than I), his friends (i was in a province where everybody talked funny) and somebodys sister..... We all got drunk, and the sister pinned me against the wall in the kitchen and started kissing me, so i took her by the hand to her room (party was at their place) and porn starred for an hour... Then I had to get my clothes, somehow they were in the bathroom, so i walked past everyone to the bathroom.... funny that the bf and everybody else didnt know about his gf and i, and she was the only other girl there, so my nudity didnt seem to matter at all.... lol. We were really loud, everybody could hear and they were cheering from the living room.
thump easy
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i slept with my best friends step sister and didnt remember shit i woke up the uncle woke us up i was so hung over a bottle of captin and no additive man i was introuble with my friends family lolz it sucks cuz i dont remember to this day she past away and nevor told me what happend that night.. another time i was parting hard in my late teens i was worried about busting to soon she was so hot that i laid some powder on her back as i had her dogie and did a nose full of coke lolz dont tri this at home lolz back in the day shit..
KidneyStoner420
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Do you know how to use periods and commas?
How. An people write like this. I would feel like such a fool.
Kodank Moment
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I think you made a typo, fool.
ChronicObsession
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Dude, your avatar is ... LOL
James87
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Thank Disney!
cannabineer
Ursus marijanus
Adds that little something extra to "Captain Jack". cn
James87
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wouldnt work with any other pirate..... cant imagine Captain Morgan stroking off a matey. "Stroke! Stroke! ....... Stroke harder!"
thump easy
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what is a comma? i dont get periods? why should i feel a fool when the flower is what counts!
cannabineer
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cannabineer
Ursus marijanus
Page 2 ... cn
KidneyStoner420
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Because it is an embarassment.
Writing stuff that just runs on and on that makes no sense without any punctuation can get very hard to read and comprehend it starts to hurt my brain after a while think im gonna go take a shit and then take a shower i had cereal and an iced coffee for breakfast this morning regardless of flowers this has nothing to do with butchering the english language maybe its the weed that makes you write the way you do and if it is the reason you need to layoff the stuff for a while know what i mean
WeedKillsBrainCells
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Pissgums urgh sent a chill through meALMOST any other pirate. cn
