What is the sluttiest thing you have ever done?

I dunno where you guys are from, but at 18, you are an adult in USA. You can go buy all the porn and smokes ya want.

ChronicObsession said:

I responded to this thread because of its popularity and appearance on the new posts all the fucking time, not because I wanted to be here. Now you know.

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LOL, yeah because that makes total sense.
You lost any validity with that single statement. I'm done arguing.



Back to topic now sheesh.

KidneyStoner420 said:

I dunno where you guys are from, but at 18, you are an adult in USA. You can go buy all the porn and smokes ya want.


Back to topic now sheesh.

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Nothing against you man, personally. But globally, the USA is not a useful example. You are right, 18 years is the legal age to begin brainwashing young minds so they see women are not people, just orifices and meatfat. On the other hand, I don't care about what the USA does, because a harmless THC plant has been terrorized for money and oppression of innocent lives , meanwhile it's super cool relax masturbation time with the ever stronger pornography industry. That's how I feel about the prioroties of the USA. everything is upside down until people get released from jail for smoking marijuana. Maybe in other people's eyes constant viewing of naked bitches getting cummed on for masturbatory delight plus fornication like dogs is a lot worse than putting some green tobacco in a pipe.

Sooooo your saying people should be punished for jerking off? lol almost makes you just as crazy as the others putting people behind bars for cannabis.

Plus, some girls just love getting the daylights fucked out of them then getting cummed,,,, may as well make some money while your at it! hahaha.

Sluttiest thing iv done??? long time ago, let 2 strippers stroke the shaft and cradle the marbles,,, then informed them I have no money while laughing my ass off... I was confused when they said that didnt bother them and they continued So actually that makes them the real sluts!

So did you use CPR to revive this old thread??

When I was 16 I'd always go to my brothers house to drink.. One day his best friends 35 year old sister got me as drunk as she could then asked me to fuck her. Honestly people think its bad but she was a milf fer sure. My brother beat my ass after tho cuz he was trying to tap it haha

I lost my virginity to a prostitute. We did it in the stairwell of a cheap inner-city apartment .... in New Orleans - the French Quarter. Me and another guy fucked her for the low, low price of just $33! Pretty Slutty! This was 1988. The price adjusted for inflation today is!...$60. LOL!..yes the equivelant of picking the lowest priced Craigslist ho' for a quick handjob!! LOL!

Sluttiest thing I've done?

Got a handy at the mall and at school

Guitar guy said:

Sluttiest thing I've done?

Got a handy at the mall and at school

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Was there foot tapping involved?

Way back, WAY WAY back.. I had cheated on my girlfriend in the afternoon, then saw her in the evening. We started messing around & she was going to perform oral sex on me. I realized that the other girls.. well.. "fluid" was still on my junk. THinking quickly I told her I felt kindy & wanted her to rode me for a while THEN perform her magic... Cause I wanted her to lick her "fluids" off my junk.

Worked..

HOly shit, I SOOO deserve Hell for that one. I have TRULY repented & if i ever saw her again (this was 20 years ago) I would apologize in any way I could.

I think this was beyond slutty... This was just bad.

Ohwell.. I bet others did worse..

haha, in high school i got it on with the french foreign exchange student in the woods at a party... i was the lead in the musical and it was the first time i had experienced "star status" if ya know what i mean

that was back when being drunk used to mean something!

carl.burnette said:

Way back, WAY WAY back.. I had cheated on my girlfriend in the afternoon, then saw her in the evening. We started messing around & she was going to perform oral sex on me. I realized that the other girls.. well.. "fluid" was still on my junk. THinking quickly I told her I felt kindy & wanted her to rode me for a while THEN perform her magic... Cause I wanted her to lick her "fluids" off my junk.

Worked..

HOly shit, I SOOO deserve Hell for that one. I have TRULY repented & if i ever saw her again (this was 20 years ago) I would apologize in any way I could.

I think this was beyond slutty... This was just bad.

Ohwell.. I bet others did worse..

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Fuck. WOOOOOW.

At least you have some morality and it wasn't some crazy kinky shit. Brave confession. You sound genuinely remorseful, so I can't berate you for that.

Bassclef (awesome username) You must have been a charmer to get her with you across the language barrier, outside and in the exchange window... Or you were both just really drunk... But Yeah, getting drunk doesn't seem to mean anything to people anymore. It's normal for 13 year olds to be drunk at least once a week and some people to be drunk every single night...

Didyousneeze said:

When I was 16 I'd always go to my brothers house to drink.. One day his best friends 35 year old sister got me as drunk as she could then asked me to fuck her. Honestly people think its bad but she was a milf fer sure. My brother beat my ass after tho cuz he was trying to tap it haha

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LOL I tapped my sisters 23 year old friend when I was 16.. Me, my sister, her bf, and her friend were in my room playing some games. Then my sister and her bf left the room to go to sleep. I was high and she was drunk.. You know the rest lol. I felt bad since I had to set her up a soft spot in the restroom since she started throwing up. I kept my door open and listened out for her the whole night just to make sure she was ok.. I'm such a nice guy.

Actually, you are. Okay, you both intoxicated but I'm thinking you were a(n inebriated) gentleman about it somehow... hehe.. x

Drunkenness amuses me; the shenanigans you guys get up to..

xKuroiTaimax said:

Actually, you are. Okay, you both intoxicated but I'm thinking you were a(n inebriated) gentleman about it somehow... hehe.. x

Drunkenness amuses me; the shenanigans you guys get up to..

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The sad part about it is I wasn't drunk.. I was just smoking that day. It wasn't my intention to get her drunk and do her though I swear lol. She came onto me. WTH is a 16 year old to do at that moment? ha

Kodank Moment said:

I was so high on mushrooms last night...

After that the rest wouldn't make sense to any of you.
As is the power of mushrooms.

End of story. Good afternoon.

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A little late but I just read some more of this thread.. That's great dude lol..... Experiences . rep

Hepheastus420 said:

The sad part about it is I wasn't drunk.. I was just smoking that day. It wasn't my intention to get her drunk and do her though I swear lol. She came onto me. WTH is a 16 year old to do at that moment? ha

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Exactly what u did and then eat abox of fucking fruity pebbles and pass out smiling!!!!. Lmao what I woulda did

Filthy Phil said:

Would you say that about a mechanic? Probably not...when you need your car serviced you dont care how many hoods he's had his face under. In fact, a busy mechanic makes for a better mechanic.

Just like your car, our gear needs regular servicing. And who's throat is more loosed up than a girl who just crammed a few I. There? Besides, most girls have sucked more than 5 different cocks....only diff is probably not in a row. Besides....this girl is at a club, she can disinfect her mouth with more wiskey

With that said, we arent gonna marry that girl, though SOMEONE WILL. We just figure....hey, theres a chick handing out blowjobs, might as well stop in and get myself one. After all....thats the only reason I came to a club for anyways, I could have gotten drunk at home

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This is the funniest shit I have read in a long time. Thank you for that LOL

Why such a derogatory term for such a good time Just sayin ' I don't look at it as sluttiest, but cummiest. I guess to each their own

If your looking for righteous morality...go to a church, a home to the perfectly morally sound people. We are humans, not morally correct beings, but human beings. Our nature is very hard to change, especially on a clause of something "righteous". Like it or not, mankind, is not a "righteous" species.

Let's not forget just how inhumane man is indeed, to his fellow man alone. Think about it. Just us humans, forget the rest of the world that we are inhumane to. The largest killer of humans in all of human history has been and always will be,...... humans. We love to make those people out as anything but human. Call them sub-humans, lowlife, outcast, whatever...they are still in all technicalities, a human. Perhaps a bad one in your eyes, but none the less, a human. I don't think its logical to expect morals and values from a species that has a history like ours.

I'm not saying that some don't, but the most who claim to, are fronting. Its profitable in todays age to have moral, and values. Its a righteous "claim" to fame, especially in 21st century times.

For example, if you claimed to be 100% truthful and openly admitted your no notion of anything "righteous" but your honest to the bone....would you have a job?????? Any job???????? Own your own company????? It would be hard to imagine, but perhaps its possible, but certainly not nearly as profitable as the all honest all righteous blokes down at Chase Bank

But, for the most part, man is inept to having a merit capacity for morality and values. Its a non-stop 24/7 feeding frenzy on planet earth.

yes the large d has rammed quite a few throats over the years