White House Petition -- "Tell Ugandan Pres. to go F&$K himself"

heckler73

Well-Known Member
Unfortunately, the WH took the petition down because of the crude language.
However, the original author was quick to put up a replacement.

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Tell Ugandan President Yoweri Museveni that he is a Ding-Dong-Boob-Poopy and request he kill himself.

We are disgusted by Uganda's backwards, human rights betraying anti-gay law that passed recently. Knowing that it is not appropriate for the President to swear in front of children on television (even HBO), we ask that Barack Obama calls Uganda's President Yoweri Museveni a "ding-dong-boob-poopy" over and over and then sincerely for five to ten minutes, tries to convince him to commit suicide. We'd then like Obama to sternly request that everyone involved with passage of that law puts "their ding-dongs into their own hoo-hoos for up to forty-five minutes."
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https://petitions.whitehouse.gov/pe...ob-poopy-and-request-he-kill-himself/chNnQPpc

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EDIT: Here's the original petition text,
"I would like Barack Obama to go on television and tell Uganda that their new anti-gay law is an outrageous crime against mankind and that they should go fuck themselves. I want him to keep saying "fuck you Uganda" until it is clear he is tired. Them I want him to say it one more time."
 
Why are Canadians such lazy fucks who always demand we do shit and not do things themselves?

I'm just trying to encourage you to exercise your POWERS.
Feel free to be a kale-munching curmudgeon if you prefer.

In all seriousness, what would happen if that petition went through?
 
So what if Obama does say go fuck yourself? what does that matter if the "money" still flows in?

Wouldn't that be a bit like me borrowing "money" to pay ppl to occupy wall street?
 
So what if Obama does say go fuck yourself? what does that matter if the "money" still flows in?

If he does that, it would be a great moral booster!
Maybe some Republicans would chuckle?

What money are you talking about?

Wouldn't that be a bit like me borrowing "money" to pay ppl to occupy wall street?

You completely lost me here. Or maybe I've been staring at too many equations and histograms today, to the point I've lost my ability to comprehend English?
Could you add a little more crayon to that picture you're trying to draw?
 
iirc a lot of ugandans were protesting AGAiNST US aid.
I could be wrong it has happened before.

So I akin this to paying for a protest against yourself.
 
iirc a lot of ugandans were protesting AGAiNST US aid.
I could be wrong it has happened before.

So I akin this to paying for a protest against yourself.

Oh... you think this petition was started by Ugandans?

It was started by a comedian in Boston, I think.
He couldn't believe the WH system let his petition through in the first place! :lol:

Or am I still misunderstanding you?
 
Oh... you think this petition was started by Ugandans?

It was started by a comedian in Boston, I think.
He couldn't believe the WH system let his petition through in the first place! :lol:

Or am I still misunderstanding you?

Lol let's say the petition was a success, no matter the source of origin.
Then obama scolds uganda.
Then the us sends uganda its usual aid package.

Would that be like me saying mcdonalds sucks and then going in for a big mac afterwards?

I don't know how else to put it I am really high too lol.
 
Lol let's say the petition was a success, no matter the source of origin.
Then obama scolds uganda.
Then the us sends uganda its usual aid package.

Would that be like me saying mcdonalds sucks and then going in for a big mac afterwards?

I don't know how else to put it I am really high too lol.

OH!
NOW I get it... :lol:
And yes, that's what it would be like, if the US sends "financial aid" (as opposed to just "aid" which can mean anything from rice to parkas to bullets).
 
Yeah the financial aid. Seems like I actually saw ugandans holding signs that read "stop sending financial aid" or something to that effect
A few days ago.

Then I was thinking about moustasche glasses.
I could prolly attend a WH dinner if I had some.
 
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