who wants my cock? (pics)

srh88 · Aug 3, 2012

FresnoFarmer said:
If you can find some Paisa Mexican's I bet they will raise them.....out here where I'm at everybody has cocks in their yard except for me

sounds like you need a cock in your life

FresnoFarmer · Aug 3, 2012

srh88 said:
sounds like you need a cock in your life

yeah.....I don't know if I am ready for that commitment though......There is alot of TLC that goes along with caring for cocks

FresnoFarmer · Aug 3, 2012

scroglodyte · Aug 3, 2012

just hit your cock with a stick....in the head. then roast it and eat it.

Geronimo420 · Aug 3, 2012

Castration that's the solution.....or not. maybe they just take care for balls not cocks

slayer6669 · Aug 3, 2012

if i lived near you i would gladly take all 4 of your tiny cocks at the same time

slayer6669 · Aug 3, 2012

thats odd the black cock is smaller than the others

slayer6669 · Aug 3, 2012

ill come over and beat on all your cocks, long as i can have all the meat. lmfao

slayer6669 · Aug 3, 2012

srry ill stop

srh88 · Aug 3, 2012

i hope you dont have an out of control cock thatll give you a hassle with the police, sometimes cocks can be a little reckless like that

Blue Wizard · Aug 3, 2012

Did you try giving them away on a chicken forum?

http://www.backyardchickens.com/

Might be someone in your neck of the woods that would take them off your hands. If I lived nearby I would take them.

cindysid · Aug 3, 2012

My little Jemima really need a cock, but alas you live too far away!!! She's a black chick and she has a bit of an attitude....

dirtsurfr · Aug 3, 2012

Like my Daddy used to say if you can't give it away put a price on it and they'll buy it......

purpz · Aug 3, 2012

butcher the shit out of that cock. Then put a nice rub on the cock to enhance the taste...yea, then i'd bbq that shit up. mmmmm BBQ.

cannabineer · Aug 3, 2012

UncleBuck said:
but seriously.

in addition to crowing at sunrise and throughout the day, these little cocks are beating up our hens and ducks. the crowing is weak and doesn't wake me up, but it is getting more and more distinct. the real problem is that these aggressive fucks keep attacking our full size hens...and winning.

no one wants them for free, so what are we to do? we can't keep these things, they will get louder and we have neighbors.

Go Hebrew on them and remove the top bit. cn

cannabineer · Aug 3, 2012

UncleBuck said:
that would help him boost his google rank, but i don't trust the guy not to just kill them.

they are too small to slaughter for food, no one wants to take them (even to raise them into food), and we can't have them here much longer (two weeks at best before their crows are too loud).

i'm thinking of dropping them off at some farm with a bale of straw, chicken wire, stakes, feed, and a note of apology.

Go Superman on them and get your capon. cn

hellraizer30 · Aug 3, 2012

slayer6669 said:
thats odd the black cock is smaller than the others

Hahaha........

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