Why do women clean so damn much!?

mr sunshine

Well-Known Member
I scrub my balls once a week . It may not sound very frequent but when i do i scrub them till they bleed!
 

slowbus

New Member
My wise,wise co worker once said: It was either do the dishes or get married.I shoulda done the dishes........


I wish I had a girl to clean.I pay a cleaning lady to come over.Much cheaper then a wife but I could use an ole lady around~
 

JohnnyGreenfingers

Well-Known Member
It could be that she is pregnant, or has OCD, or is trying to tell you that you're a fucking slob. It could also be that she doesn't like spending time with you. My suggestion to you would be to buy a pregnancy test and clean the house. That will narrow it down.
 

PetFlora

Well-Known Member
We are what we eat

The things we consume can fuck with our brains, like- diet anything, sugar free anything, anything with msg as well as too much natural sugar. Believe it or not, the gluten in wheat is a huge problem + the fact that most wheat is GMO, as is corn

Add to that most people overlook the importance of proper vitamins and minerals, like Magnesium, Krill Oil, Astaxanthin, soil-based probiotic like Pet Flora; when the digestive tract is out of whack, everything follows, eventually

Were you to gt her to do these things every day for 30 days, IMO you would see a drastic change
 

Indagrow

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I miss having the place cleaned for me, but thats what happens when the girl moves out. I HATE cleaning, so instead i just don't make a mess. it works for me, then just keep company to one room that i never use other wise and no one knows im a mess.
 

Sunbiz1

Well-Known Member
I miss having the place cleaned for me, but thats what happens when the girl moves out. I HATE cleaning, so instead i just don't make a mess. it works for me, then just keep company to one room that i never use other wise and no one knows im a mess.
And I don't care how baked you are, cleaning still sucks.:mrgreen:

Used to have a maid service, had to let them go a few years back due to "tomatoes" growing in house.
 

BygonEra

Well-Known Member
We are what we eat

The things we consume can fuck with our brains, like- diet anything, sugar free anything, anything with msg as well as too much natural sugar. Believe it or not, the gluten in wheat is a huge problem + the fact that most wheat is GMO, as is corn

Add to that most people overlook the importance of proper vitamins and minerals, like Magnesium, Krill Oil, Astaxanthin, soil-based probiotic like Pet Flora; when the digestive tract is out of whack, everything follows, eventually

Were you to gt her to do these things every day for 30 days, IMO you would see a drastic change
Huh? A poor diet makes you clean?
 

april

Pickle Queen
I just like a clean house..most women do...what's wrong with that? Hmmm...try doing more of the chores in question while ur home..opposite shifts gives both free alone time..use that time wisely for better results ;)....problem solved :)
 

ASMALLVOICE

Well-Known Member
I have 0 room to comment. My boat stays right and tight. After every outing, it gets the full treatment. Great stoner work for sure. I help the Wifey around the house all the time. You just never know when the urge will hit and well, there you are....... :fire:

Besides, the world really does detest a slob, cause I know I damn sure do.

Peace

Asmallvoice
 

minnesmoker

Well-Known Member
I dunno if anyone's given you the straight dope, so here it is: bitches be crazy, yo!

That's all, it's that simple.
 

RPM371

Well-Known Member
And I don't care how baked you are, cleaning still sucks.:mrgreen:

Used to have a maid service, had to let them go a few years back due to "tomatoes" growing in house.
Yeah, I had the same problem and let mine go a couple years ago. You can only have so many skunks that crawled under the house and died... I've since upgraded the ventilation system, but still paranoid about bringing a stranger in the house.
 

JackTheBongRipper

Well-Known Member
Do the Test:

Say, "Thanks for cleaning, I don't really care, but that's great..." You must say this as assholish and nonchalantly as possible.

1. If she flips her shit then you know she thinks you are a pig, a disgusting pig. Dump that bitch, your torment will never end until you beg for death.

2. If she says "oh, no problem, i love to clean", then she's passive aggressive, but you're still a disgusting pig and your torment will be extended to the depths of feverish nightmares.

Either way, fuck that and ignore her. You are a MAN. Don't change for her, just make her think she might be able to change you one day. That will get you BJs.

You're welcome. Oh, I am married.
 

slowbus

New Member
Do the Test:

Say, "Thanks for cleaning, I don't really care, but that's great..." You must say this as assholish and nonchalantly as possible.

1. If she flips her shit then you know she thinks you are a pig, a disgusting pig. Dump that bitch, your torment will never end until you beg for death.

2. If she says "oh, no problem, i love to clean", then she's passive aggressive, but you're still a disgusting pig and your torment will be extended to the depths of feverish nightmares.

Either way, fuck that and ignore her. You are a MAN. Don't change for her, just make her think she might be able to change you one day. That will get you BJs.

You're welcome. Oh, I am married.

I like when married guys are dicks to their women.I love a BJ from a passive aggressive revengeful woman.Even if she is married
 

sso

Well-Known Member
My wife is like that, always cleaning and then complains about it.
Frankly i dont give a shit.
I dont see the point spending my life making my home fit for surgery.
I dont like smelly dirty and clean when necessary.
But my wife can have whatever hobby she likes, even if she does not like it.


Basically, i clean my clothes and the man´s den.
The rest of the house is basically her anyway, i did not choose any of the furnishing anyway and i rarely use any part of the house but the mans den.
Love me or leave me, thats my motto. Dont ever expect to change me, unless i want it and you better have a damn good reasoning behind the change to make me even consider wanting it.

Personally i consider this over cleaning a mental disorder. Maybe there will be pills for that sorta shit in the future.

Life is too short to worry about your house not being a museum or hospital clean.
 

JackTheBongRipper

Well-Known Member
My wife is like that, always cleaning and then complains about it.
Frankly i dont give a shit.
I dont see the point spending my life making my home fit for surgery.
Amen. When it gets to plague level uncleanliness, then I'll clean. Until then, it's just a Petrie dish and I'm conducting experiments. Don't get in the way of science, bitch!
 
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