Dislexicmidget2021
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Enter The Braddock!
Would Mike Tyson in his prime beat Bruce Lee in his prime?UFC cage style
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ClaytonBigsby
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They once made a Chuck Norris toilet paper, but it wouldn't take shit from anybody
ClaytonBigsby
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Chuck Norris will never have a heart attack. His heart isn't nearly foolish enough to attack him
Dislexicmidget2021
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Chuck was bitten by a cobra once,three painful days later,the cobra died.
joe macclennan
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chuck norris uses pepper spray to spice up his steaks
ClaytonBigsby
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Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door
joe macclennan
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chuck norris can win a game of connect four in only three moves
ClaytonBigsby
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Chuck Norris threw a grenade and killed 50 people, then it exploded.
ClaytonBigsby
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Chuck Norris can hear sign language
joe macclennan
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If you spell Chuck Norris in Scrabble, you win. Forever.
ClaytonBigsby
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Death once had a near-Chuck-Norris experience
ClaytonBigsby
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Some kids piss their name in the snow. Chuck Norris can piss his name into concrete
joe macclennan
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Chuck Norris can divide by zero.
Dislexicmidget2021
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The internet is Chuck Norris's thought process
joe macclennan
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Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King, and got one.
ClaytonBigsby
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Chuck Norris beat the sun in a staring contest
ClaytonBigsby
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Chuck Norris can do a wheelie on a unicycle
silasraven
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cant say it would have to happen. but fight their sons and see. genetics, maybe good maybe bad,but sure awesome to watch.
joe macclennan
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Chuck Norris can set ants on fire with a magnifying glass. At night.