ClaytonBigsby
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Chuck Norris doesn't dial the wrong number, you pick up the wrong phone
Would Mike Tyson in his prime beat Bruce Lee in his prime?UFC cage style
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joe macclennan
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Chuck Norris wears a live rattlesnake as a condom.
joe macclennan
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Chuck Norris can lead a horse to water AND make it drink.
ClaytonBigsby
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Chuck Norris's daughter lost her virginity, he got it back
joe macclennan
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Chuck Norris doesnt wear a watch, HE decides what time it is
ClaytonBigsby
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Chuck Norris can go right and left at the same time
ClaytonBigsby
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Chuck Norris died four years ago; the Grim Reaper is too afraid to tell him
joe macclennan
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Chuck Norris drinks napalm to quell his heartburn.
ClaytonBigsby
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joe macclennan
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chuck norris doesn't feel pain
pain feels him
pain feels him
CrownMeKing
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Bruce would destroy Mike, hands down.
joe macclennan
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Yup, mike was a one trick pony
And bruce lee was half his size.. I can see making an argument that bruce would win, but to act like it would be an easy fight is silly.
rowlman
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...that one trick was a good one though. I really don't think Tyson could of beat Bruce, but one of those '80 s punches he had might of told another story if he connected first.
rowlman
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...that one trick was a good one though. I really don't think Tyson could of beat Bruce, but one of those early punches he had might of told another story if he connected first.