You know your too stoned when.......
- Thread starter inbudwetrust
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wildfire97936
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i saw this and thought do-nuts. then i wanted some
it takes 5 mins just to get past Kodank's adavatar's bouncing titties.
you watch something fall and see it happening in time to save it but just watch, like your bong
damn that White Rhino
MaryJanie420
Active Member
you know you're to stoned when you cross the border by accident with 300 bucks worth of pot in your purse
MaryJanie420
Active Member
...you also know when you're to stoned when you attempt to make yourself a peanut butter and jelly sandwich and it ends up as a peanut butter and tomatoe sauce sandwich...
indianaman
New Member
you know you're stoned when ur piss smells like the reefer.
wildfire97936
Well-Known Member
i think your too stoned if you ate that sandwich...tomotatoe??? dang that would be crazy blend
MaryJanie420
Active Member
...lol yeah I did eat it...thats how I found the toms...
Cannabolic
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hey mand any food is munchie food lol
inbudwetrust
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DAAAAAMN that is crazy
supersmashbud
Active Member
you know your too stoned when your holding a silica gel packet (the "do not eat!" stuff) in one hand and a chip in the other then you fuck with your friends and act like your gonna eat the packet then you don't but less than a minute later you accidently end up throwing the packet in your mouth! hahah oh thc.
indianaman
New Member
you know you're stoned when you completely space out and miss a whole green light, thus holding up at least 40-50 pissed of rednecks.
wildfire97936
Well-Known Member
i do this in my town on purpose
haha they like to drive slow anyways so who caressssss
indianaman
New Member
well aren't you the popular one then? the rednecks 'round here are the methy gun totin' wal-mart lovers. they always in a hurry in thar' fancy trucks.
Woomeister
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.......when you post in this thread daily.
wildfire97936
Well-Known Member
yea same here. they got "Oil Field Trash" or some shit on there Dodge Dually. i figure they do what they want i can too.
you go to wal-mart and all the rednecks turn heads as you go by smellin you then get angry their missin out
PlasmaRadio
Well-Known Member
You know you are too stoned when...
You try turn off your shower with a light switch.
You try turn off your shower with a light switch.
inbudwetrust
Well-Known Member
you know your too stoned when you get a bang on your door from your downstairs neighbor at 12:30 saying there is a bunch of red water coming from her ceiling because you forgot to put the lid back on your dwc container correctly. Good thing shes a dumb blonde, I told her my fish tank seal broke and all the water leaked out. WHEW.
indianaman
New Member
you know you're too stoned when you fall up the stairs.
SlikWiLL13
Well-Known Member
when you find yourself in front of a pile of stems and an ashtray full of weed.