Hepheastus420
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When you start whistling and making your own tunes. Not sure if I'm on my own on this one.... but I like to make gnome sounding tunes. 
You know youre too high when....
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MrFrance
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lol i wasn't going to admit it but yea i found myself making 'vroom vroom' noises the other day watching F1. like when i stood up to get a drink and cornered the sofa at a tight angle 'Vroomm'.When you start whistling and making your own tunes. Not sure if I'm on my own on this one.... but I like to make gnome sounding tunes.
cannabineer
Ursus marijanus
I also upshift/downshift! cn
1993stoner
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I like when I'm smoking some strong indica with my friends and were all talking and shit when we first light up and then five minutes later everyone is dead quiet, slumped in place. Lol
Growman3001
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Alright check it, 2 friends of mine, a well as myself, are smoking in my car in my driveway. Hot Cali day and a cat walks under my car and lays down. Friend in the back seat says, ” that cat is crazy, its too hot to be laying on concrete under your car.” Friend in front seat said, ” heat rises and the car acts like a shade for the cat. Its cool down there.” Back seat friend said, ” na it has to be hot down there.” So I say, ” then get out the car and crawl under it and see it its cool, prove us wrong.” So dude gets out the car and crawls under the car and gets next to the cat. Then he says, ” hey your right, it is cool.” Thats when I turn to the front seat friend and say, ” thats when you know you are too high.”
whatsaroach?lol???
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When ur driving down the road in a daze and u forget where ur going and freak out and panic until u see your exit and cut someone off to ge there lol. Happened the other day to me.
1993stoner
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I thought a cop was pulling me over once. It was just trying to get past traffic
Supgee3
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When you can't find your cellphone and your talking on it.
Happened to me before, I was baked just got outta my car walking somewhere talking to my fiancé,
I patted my pockets to make sure I had everything, keys,money,phone... Wait no phone... My Phones
always in my pocket.. I yell out god damnit where's my fucken phone did I leave it in the car? My fiancé on the other line just says "wow your dumb sometimes" and I just burst out laughing once I realized.
Happened to me before, I was baked just got outta my car walking somewhere talking to my fiancé,
I patted my pockets to make sure I had everything, keys,money,phone... Wait no phone... My Phones
always in my pocket.. I yell out god damnit where's my fucken phone did I leave it in the car? My fiancé on the other line just says "wow your dumb sometimes" and I just burst out laughing once I realized.
afrawfraw
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Why do red, white and blue stand for freedom, until they're flashing?
xKuroiTaimax
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https://www.rollitup.org/stonable-quotables/334942-you-know-youre-stoner-if.html
I'm too high when I lose my roach, roll another, smoke that joint, find the first roach and see it as a sign to roll up again..
I'm too high when I lose my roach, roll another, smoke that joint, find the first roach and see it as a sign to roll up again..
1993stoner
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I swear I feel higher when I don't bother with eyedrops or shit like that...but a nigga gotta workDROPZILLA:7563403 said:
cannabineer
Ursus marijanus
When the war between Want Chocolate and Afraid to Walk ends up in favor of staying in bed. cn
welsh stoner
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You spend ages lookin for that spliff you've just made and you find it half hour later behind your ear
missnu
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I am super smart, but terrible with directions, and have done this same basic thing a few times myself...lol...I once drove past my turnoff by 7 cities before I realized...I saw a welcome to "wherever" sign that I had never heard of...