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Thank you sir, I was not aware of that :) Promise i won't end up a hazing statistic? Just don't tie a rope to my balls and throw the big iron ball at the other end of the rope off a bridge or something painful and disfiguring.
 
killemsoftly said:
Thank you sir, I was not aware of that :) Promise i won't end up a hazing statistic? Just don't tie a rope to my balls and throw the big iron ball at the other end of the rope off a bridge or something painful and disfiguring.
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Better. When you're easy on the "fag" stuff, you're actually a sort of a funny guy.
 
killemsoftly said:
Thank you sir, I was not aware of that :) Promise i won't end up a hazing statistic? Just don't tie a rope to my balls and throw the big iron ball at the other end of the rope off a bridge or something painful and disfiguring.
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Oooooo you didn't hear? my new hobby is collecting the balls of UN inspectors.
 
killemsoftly said:
No need for anyone to get shirty. Ace Ventura , pet detective, at your service. Don't worry ma'am I'll get that naked, hairless beast all shirted up in no time. It's what i do.

You're right harry. I do need an avatar. It's not easy though. big decision. Hopefully I will be alive to make it. Maybe I should name myself after that character Ralph Fiennes plays in "In Bruges". Can't remember his name though. Was it Harry? That could get confusing, though. Hmmm, have to think about it.
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Sorry mate not familiar with that film
i have no problem with you being the other Harry
if that is the characters name

what about this Harry below i think it suits you but i'm sure you will quibble about gayness or something
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Harry you look worried up there on your broomstick m8 hope you don't fall off :)
 
Pinworm, Sorry about that. I was being ironic or attempting to be. bTW, I never said fag but i was over the top with the 'gay' stuff. Again, i apologize.
I think it's one of these generational things: i remember when liberace died and some people a generation older than me were expressing shock that he was gay. I think what happens is that when someone is a cultural icon we 'grow old' with them. I grew up with keanu, so to speak. I was kinda shocked when someone told me he was gay. It's this weird thing where because someone is famous we don't allow them to be human or we morph them onto the characters they play. Something like that.

so i'm 'a sort of funny guy' eh. It's weird, i laugh at my own schtick more than anyone else does. I had a girlfriend who used to flip out at me cause i always laughed before my punchlines. Go figure
 
Harry, you are hilarious. That's pretty funny stuff dude. I don't know much about harry potter except that he got busted for growing weed a few years back, didn't he?
 
killemsoftly said:
Harry, you are hilarious. That's pretty funny stuff dude. I don't know much about harry potter except that he got busted for growing weed a few years back, didn't he?
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Harry No2 you tell me lol

bet you seen all the movies though not that its wrong or gay or that it matters
or that you or i or anyone or even a chinaman would care
 
I saw one...fell asleep or something. I don't really remember it much. It's like star wars. If i'd been thirty when star wars came out i would of not 'got it'. Same deal: i don't 'get' harry potter. I tried reading one of the books once. Couldn't get into it. The author's an interesting story.

Not sure if i like being Harry no. 2. isn't that like the difference between bollocks and the dogs bollocks?
 
I know. I 'll take a picture of this guy's mastiff's balls. That'll be my avatar. Hope the dog will stay still long enough for a good shot Underneath the dog's balls i'll have a caption: 'hairy 2'. hope the spca doesn't hunt me down and beat me to death with a giant dildo.

What do you think Harry?
 
killemsoftly said:
Not sure if i like being Harry no. 2. isn't that like the difference between bollocks and the dogs bollocks?
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you have a magic wand n shit you could turn me into a frog
but not a gay frog ok anything but a gay frog
now i am trusting you Harry potter

perhaps you should concentrate on your grades at Hogwarts .. hocus pocus n all that shit
speaking of hogwarts maybe some work on that complexion wouldn't go a miss
as far as i know girls do not like acne

good luck
 
You're welcome HP

although you should reel your neck in and concentrate on that spell book
You do not want that miserable cunt Dumbledore on your case again do you Harry potter
 
skunkd0c said:
You're welcome HP

although you should reel your neck in and concentrate on that spell book
You do not want that miserable cunt Dumbledore on your case again do you Harry potter
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Harry, you had me in stitches last night. Thanks dude. It's really nice to laugh my ass off. damn now i gotta go look for it.

Seriously though, i really appreciate your sense of humour. I have health problems and I haven't laughed like that in years. Be well amigo. Bless you.
 
skunkd0c said:
You're welcome HP

although you should reel your neck in and concentrate on that spell book
You do not want that miserable cunt Dumbledore on your case again do you Harry potter
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Thanks Harry. i thought it over: i am comfortable enough with myself to have an avatar with a cape. I am now HP and I will continue to 'kill em softly'. Damn, feels good not to be a question mark anymore. It's the dogs bollocks. but not a gay dog
 
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