Get in the Kitchen and Make me a Sandwich, BITCH!

[Yessica...]

Don't bother, he claims everyone PMs him. He thinks lying makes him appear clever and claims of his logic skills are indicative of intellectual prowess; however, what you see is what you get; vis a pathetic alky dying.

Who are we talking about?

 

[Singlemalt]

your buddy Mainliner

 

[dr.gonzo1]

You making sandwiches up in this bitch yess?

Ever heard of a shite sandwich?

 

[ChingOwn]

@yessica you spelt Sammich wrong in the thread header can you fix it?

 

[JackHererSki]

Today is bacon spam, egg, and cheese in Italian bread. Was the beautiful morning light shining through

 

[Yessica...]

Today is bacon spam, egg, and cheese in Italian bread. Was the beautiful morning light shining through

SPAM?

Get out! Is it an Emerican thing? Never developed a taste for it.

I bought it once because the workers wanted it. I tried a sliver. Tasted like cat food to me.

Yes, I have tasted cat food. Hahah. When I was little and had a cat I used to sneak to the basement and eat her cat treats when my mom wasn't looking.

Yup - I've always been a BAD ASS.

 

[JackHererSki]

SPAM?

Get out! Is it an Emerican thing? Never developed a taste for it.

I bought it once because the workers wanted it. I tried a sliver. Tasted like cat food to me.

Yes, I have tasted cat food. Hahah. When I was little and had a cat I used to sneak to the basement and eat her cat treats when my mom wasn't looking.

Yup - I've always been a BAD ASS.

If you slice it real thin and fry it crispy. It's pretty. I used to eat my dogs food when I was little. I understand

 

[Yessica...]

I used to eat my dogs food when I was little. I understand

Maybe that's why you like spam now?

Haha

 

[JackHererSki]

Maybe that's why you like spam now?

Haha

But you ate cat food... You should love it too

 

[JackHererSki]

How about scrapple?

 

[Yessica...]

How about scrapple?

Wat?

 

[abe supercro]

How about scrapple?

= Gross

Scrapple, also known by the Pennsylvania Dutch name panhaas or "pan rabbit,"[1][2]is traditionally a mush of pork scraps and trimmings combined with cornmeal andwheat flour, often buckwheat flour, and spices. The mush is formed into a semi-solid congealed loaf, and slices of the scrapple are then pan-fried before serving. Scraps of meat left over from butchering, not used or sold elsewhere, were made into scrapple to avoid waste. Scrapple is best known as a rural American food of the Mid-Atlantic states (Delaware,Maryland, New Jersey, Pennsylvania,Virginia and West Virginia). Scrapple andpanhaas are commonly considered an ethnic food of the Pennsylvania Dutch, including the Mennonites and Amish.

 

[gunnar&carey]

I like roast beef

 

[Dyna Ryda]

I just made the Boyfreind a sammy...

Toasted rye
Prosciutto
Salami
Ham
Havarti
Avocado
Tomato
Lettuce
Green Onions
Mayo
Salt and Pepper

With a Vlasic Pickle and jalapeño Cheese twists.

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Anyone want one? What's your favourite Sammy?

Pictures and gif's are always appreciated!

 

[DrunkenRampage]

rye bread, sliced turkey, swiss cheese, roasted red peppers, strawberry rhubarb jam (trust me), horse raddish mayo, and a few shakes of chipolte chilli all pressed together and grilled to golden brown perfection in butter in a cast iron pan....dont be stingy with the jam.

 

[DrunkenRampage]

and my other favorite, grilled cheese with fine sliced ripe pears

 

[roseypeach]

anybody that's known me a while knows how I feel about making a man a sandwich..LOL


that said, we made a killer sub a while back, Pepperoni, two kinds of salami, provolone and swiss all toasted and melted. YUM! wish I had a pic of it for you

Happy Wednesday @Yessica... !!!!!

xoxox

 

[BygonEra]

I offered to make my boyfriend a sammich about 15 minutes ago. He declined and said, and I quote, "ew that sounds fucking gross."

His loss. It was amazing. Turkey, avacado, red pepper hummus, red onion, fresh spinach, and sriracha on toasted 3 cheese semolina. Heaven.

 

[JackHererSki]

= Gross

Scrapple, also known by the Pennsylvania Dutch name panhaas or "pan rabbit,"[1][2]is traditionally a mush of pork scraps and trimmings combined with cornmeal andwheat flour, often buckwheat flour, and spices. The mush is formed into a semi-solid congealed loaf, and slices of the scrapple are then pan-fried before serving. Scraps of meat left over from butchering, not used or sold elsewhere, were made into scrapple to avoid waste. Scrapple is best known as a rural American food of the Mid-Atlantic states (Delaware,Maryland, New Jersey, Pennsylvania,Virginia and West Virginia). Scrapple andpanhaas are commonly considered an ethnic food of the Pennsylvania Dutch, including the Mennonites and Amish.

Oh I know.. I know. Just like hotdogs contain earthworms

 

[Yessica...]

I offered to make my boyfriend a sammich about 15 minutes ago. He declined and said, and I quote, "ew that sounds fucking gross."

His loss. It was amazing. Turkey, avacado, red pepper hummus, red onion, fresh spinach, and sriracha on toasted 3 cheese semolina. Heaven.

Your boyf is a cunt.

Sorry, it had to be said.

Stop making him things, stop cleaning up after him. Take care of just your own stuff, for like 1 week. He better start to appreciate you.

I would have LOVED that sandwich. If you were MY girl, I would rub your feet every night until you fell asleep...

Just sayin'