How to sneak into Canada

[mr sunshine]

you can "sneak" in with a passport. dont put our country to shame by becoming the mexican and hoppin the border.

heres a link that will keep you from ending up in jail. please dont degrade americas honor...http://travel.state.gov/passport/forms/forms_847.html

racist bastard..

 

[Jimmyjonestoo]

Harbouring a FUGITIVE?

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You want me to be stuck not going Stateside ever again too????

I like the states. Sorry man - NO SALE!

Not a fugitive. Just a fun guy with a dui.

 

[mr sunshine]

Not a fugitive. Just a fun guy with a dui.

That Wont Work on my yessica..you should a went with something like this...

Not a fugitive. Just a fun guy with a fully functional penis

 

[Jimmyjonestoo]

That Wont Work on my yessica..you should a went with something like this...

Meh.

 

[mr sunshine]

Meh.

If you want her to lick your buthole you're going to have to try harder then that.

 

[Jimmyjonestoo]

If you want her to lick your buthole you're going to have to try harder then that.

I just wanted to hang out in canada. Probably sucks but since they tellme i cant i want to. Never really cared before.

 

[mr sunshine]

I just wanted to hang out in canada. Probably sucks but since they tellme i cant i want to. Never really cared before.

I can go but I wont. Fuck canada go to Mexico. Bitches, tequila, tacos. there's probably other stuff to, but what else do you really need?

 

[Yessica...]

I can go but I wont. Fuck canada go to Mexico. Bitches, tequila, tacos. there's probably other stuff to, but what else do you really need?

I would certainly pick a Mexican vacation over a Canadian one.

Mexico is fun as shit. hahahaha

And SO WARM! Its never that warm here.

 

[Jimmyjonestoo]

I can go but I wont. Fuck canada go to Mexico. Bitches, tequila, tacos. there's probably other stuff to, but what else do you really need?

Blow???

 

[mr sunshine]

Blow???

Yes sir..can't believe I forgot to mention that..I feel so ashamed of myself.

 

[mr sunshine]

I would certainly pick a Mexican vacation over a Canadian one.

Mexico is fun as shit. hahahaha

And SO WARM! Its never that warm here.

I'll take you to all the bad ass cantinas.

 

[Yessica...]

I'll take you to all the bad ass cantinas.

Ever heard of San Blas?



Visited a friends Aunt and Uncle there. I fucking love Mexicans.

 

[mr sunshine]

Ever heard of San Blas?

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Visited a friends Aunt and Uncle there. I fucking love Mexicans.

I haven't been there .


How many Mexicans have you loved in one session?

 

[Yessica...]

I haven't been there .


How many Mexicans have you loved in one session?

hahahaahah

Not a one I don't think! I always had a stupid boyfriend or something when I went to Mexico.

A stupid boyfriend for JERKS!

hahahahah

 

[mr sunshine]

hahahaahah

Not a one I don't think! I always had a stupid boyfriend or something when I went to Mexico.

A stupid boyfriend for JERKS!

hahahahah

Can I be your first taste of foreskin?

 

[Yessica...]

Can I be your first taste of foreskin?

I've tasted foreskin!

It just wasn't Mexi-foreskin. Less like a burrito.



This has nothing to do with it really...but awes! how cute!

 

[mr sunshine]

I've tasted foreskin!

It just wasn't Mexi-foreskin. Less like a burrito.

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This has nothing to do with it really...but awes! how cute!

Did you pull it back and get some of that cottage cheese like a bad little girl should?

 

[mr sunshine]

On a scale of 1 to 10 how smooth am I?

 

[Yessica...]

On a scale of 1 to 10 how smooth am I?

 

[bu$hleaguer]

I eat McD's.

And I have the ass of a 10 year old boy...

I always wanted to fuck a 10 year old in the ass.