Getting older IS amazing!

[420God]

Took about a half dozen tries before I got a video I liked.

 

[neosapien]

Took about a half dozen tries before I got a video I liked.

Pretty impressive. When I said I was in my prime I was more referring to not stroking out while walking to the car or still being able to achieve wood on command. I ain't got nothing on 420gymnast over here lol.

 

[420God]

Pretty impressive. When I said I was in my prime I was more referring to not stroking out while walking to the car or still being able to achieve wood on command. I ain't got nothing on 420gymnast over here lol.

I'd love to try out for American Ninja Warrior. I'm like a monkey.

Watched some of the Asian guys compete into their 50s.

 

[neosapien]

I can see that. I really liked the old school one's that were funny and horribly dubbed. Might have been a completely different show but same premise.

 

[Hookabelly]

''We don't degenerate because of age, we age because of degeneration.'' - Me

I pondered this for quite awhile, and in my current inebriated state conclude that it's a chicken egg statement. Give me more @tyler.durden

I'm getting that tattooed on my penis

so when flaccid it would read: "We AGE."

35 next month and I feel stronger/faster/healthier everyday.

You are in your physical prime. Enjoy it.

Start doing squats while brushing your teerh. Before you no it the pain from your knees will dissappear and will then will be able to do squats 1 legged.

Whaaaa? Is this for men only? some sort of dick squat? Sort of like a kick stand?

 

[theexpress]

Took about a half dozen tries before I got a video I liked.

How much u weigh like 170/175+

 

[420God]

How much u weigh like 170/175+

I'm a little guy, just over 150lbs.

 

[Hookabelly]

Took about a half dozen tries before I got a video I liked.

GEEZ! Do you do par cour? Those guys are amazing. I think they dominate the Ninja Warrior show (and climbers) You should just try out for ANW.

 

[theexpress]

I'm a little guy, just over 150lbs.

'll yeah you are. I got 80 pounds on you. But I can't do no finger hand stands

 

[420God]

GEEZ! Do you do par cour? Those guys are amazing. I think they dominate the Ninja Warrior show (and climbers) You should just try out for ANW.

No par cour but I use to break dance. Farming gives me a pretty good workout, I can throw 100lb sacks of feed on each shoulder.

 

[Hookabelly]

No par cour but I use to break dance. Farming gives me a pretty good workout, I can throw 100lb sacks of feed on each shoulder.

It's true. Farming is as good or better than Cross fit or any other trendy shit. Just saw a story on a 15 year old kid who set a lifting record. He's 5'2" 152 lbs, clean jerks 175lbs. (set a record I believe)

 

[theexpress]

It's true. Farming is as good or better than Cross fit or any other trendy shit. Just saw a story on a 15 year old kid who set a lifting record. He's 5'2" 152 lbs, clean jerks 175lbs. (set a record I believe)

I can do that....

 

[anzohaze]

Africans seem to have the nicest teeth.

You see a documentary with some people's living remotely off the land, no shoes, no electricity.

Nicest. Teeth. Ever.

It's all genetics.

Genetics yes but straight up not brushing flossing or etc and your teeth Fallin out is not genetics thats lazy and disqusting. If you say my teeth are like they are because of genetics i say bullshit. Maintenence is the key.

 

[Yessica...]

Genetics yes but straight up not brushing flossing or etc and your teeth Fallin out is not genetics thats lazy and disqusting. If you say my teeth are like they are because of genetics i say bullshit. Maintenence is the key.

Soooo....the indigenous peoples of the click click speaking tribe have a lot of dental care?

It's the fucked up processed food and sugar garbage we all eat in the north Murica.

If people stopped drinking pop and shit - they'd have waaaaaaaay better teef.

 

[theexpress]

Soooo....the indigenous peoples of the click click speaking tribe have a lot of dental care?

It's the fucked up processed food and sugar garbage we all eat in the north Murica.

If people stopped drinking pop and shit - they'd have waaaaaaaay better teef.

I have this fetish . You mind if I pee. Onyou .. we can do it in the shower under running water if that helps u say yes

 

[Yessica...]

I have this fetish . You mind if I pee. Onyou .. we can do it in the shower under running water if that helps u say yes

Hard pass man.

No desire to be peed on

Unless there is a jelly fish sting involved. In which case -PLEASE DO! I hear it helps.

 

[theexpress]

Hard pass man.

No desire to be peed on

Unless there is a jelly fish sting involved. In which case -PLEASE DO! I hear it helps.

C'mon I'll give u some free crack

 

[Yessica...]

C'mon I'll give u some free crack View attachment 3582829

Never done it

Never gonna

I'd prefer a back massage. You any good?

P.s. Nice hands

 

[Hookabelly]

I can do that....

I know, but he's little. I know you're a tough mofo. What do you jerk? (I know, but I mean how much weight?)

 

[anzohaze]

Soooo....the indigenous peoples of the click click speaking tribe have a lot of dental care?

It's the fucked up processed food and sugar garbage we all eat in the north Murica.

If people stopped drinking pop and shit - they'd have waaaaaaaay better teef.

Or toofes