Why do girls get pissed when you watch porn?

[Flaming Pie]

If it is something you have to hide from your spouse, you probably shouldn't be doing it.

You shouldn't need porn if you have a woman in the next room. If a woman wants to, she could get you off in 2 - 3 min. It's not hard to do.

So saying it is too much work is kinda silly. It shouldn't be WORK. It should be exciting and pleasure full.

Would you rather use your hand and sift through videos or have a woman give you a hoover?

Sounds more to me like you don't want to invest the time in your relationship.

Please explain why it is too much work. I'm waiting.

 

[mr sunshine]

If it is something you have to hide from your spouse, you probably shouldn't be doing it.

You shouldn't need porn if you have a woman in the next room. If a woman wants to, she could get you off in 2 - 3 min. It's not hard to do.

So saying it is too much work is kinda silly. It shouldn't be WORK. It should be exciting and pleasure full.

Would you rather use your hand and sift through videos or have a woman give you a hoover?

Sounds more to me like you don't want to invest the time in your relationship.

Please explain why it is too much work. I'm waiting.

Porn is a way to experience other women without cheating. Nothing wrong with it, like a girl having a sex toy. Imo

 

[Flaming Pie]

Porn is a way to experience other women without cheating. Nothing wrong with it, like a girl having a sex toy. Imo

How is staring at another woman's vagina, not cheating?

It's not like you glimpsed their nakedness by accident. You went looking for it.

I mean it is one step beyond going to watch a stripper.

 

[charface]

If it is something you have to hide from your spouse, you probably shouldn't be doing it.

You shouldn't need porn if you have a woman in the next room. If a woman wants to, she could get you off in 2 - 3 min. It's not hard to do.

So saying it is too much work is kinda silly. It shouldn't be WORK. It should be exciting and pleasure full.

Would you rather use your hand and sift through videos or have a woman give you a hoover?

Sounds more to me like you don't want to invest the time in your relationship.

Please explain why it is too much work. I'm waiting.

I think I understand.
sometimes we know she's not in the mood, our balls stink and we just want some strange.

 

[Flaming Pie]

I think I understand.
sometimes we know she's not in the mood, our balls stink and we just want some strange.

So wash your balls and walk out into the living room naked.

 

[charface]

So wash your balls and walk out into the living room naked

On it!

 

[texasjack]

If it is something you have to hide from your spouse, you probably shouldn't be doing it.

You shouldn't need porn if you have a woman in the next room. If a woman wants to, she could get you off in 2 - 3 min. It's not hard to do.

So saying it is too much work is kinda silly. It shouldn't be WORK. It should be exciting and pleasure full.

Would you rather use your hand and sift through videos or have a woman give you a hoover?

Sounds more to me like you don't want to invest the time in your relationship.

Please explain why it is too much work. I'm waiting.

Maybe you should ask your fellow woman. We wonder the same thing

 

[charface]

My example is bad, my girl lives to blow me when I get back from the gym. Is that normal?
Or is she checking to be sure I haven't been cheating?

 

[mr sunshine]

How is staring at another woman's vagina, not cheating?

It's not like you glimpsed their nakedness by accident. You went looking for it.

I mean it is one step beyond going to watch a stripper.

Do you stick fake dicks in your vagina? If you don't would you consider people that do cheaters? Let's take it a step further if your looking at a guy because you think he's attractive isn't that cheating too? Like let's say your looking at a handsome Mans ass.. he's wearing pants but you're looking and thinking dayummmmm. Isn't that exactly the same? And if not what would make it different? Is it the thin Layer of jean between his ass and your eyes?? See what I'm saying? I don't think it's bad at all

 

[charface]

Jesus even said the same thing^^^^
As a man thinketh yo,

 

[charface]

Plus we are pretending for polite society.
I want to see lots of pussies and if you force me to stuff that reality away and pretend it's not how I'm wired that shits gonna come flying out sideways.
not a moral judgment.
I'm wired with Brown hair and Brown eyes and a deep need for variety. Visually at least.
you are wired to think I shouldn't need this.
which of us was wired wrong and who decides?

 

[charface]

Im a good guy that looks at images and touches my dick.
I can still fuck more than her.

Why should i be hungry just because she has a small appetite?

Finding a mate with matching taste and drive and compatible in all other ways is not reality.
hence, we settle, compromise and I,
Well we know what I do.

 

[tyler.durden]

False, women secretly think their view of partnership is right and the emotions/committment should rule the relationship since it's more "elevated" and "evolved" than just accepting that men can separate the two.

Yes, that's what I was trying to convey. Men understand women's need to mix emotions with sex more than women understand men's need of sexual variety and chronic masturbation. Women get to think that they are right because they are the gatekeepers to sex, and get to say yes and no to sexual advances. If it was up to most men, there would be sexual acts happening several times per day. Every day

IDK I *think* you're around my age and don't you notice in the past decade or so porn has now began to dictate what ppl do in the bedroom? In other words, men are now using phrases like, "dude I murdered that pussy" or "I tore her ass UP." almost more aggressive in tone than just enjoyable sex.

I'm in my 40s, so I think you're right. Nah, ime it's always been like that. Men have always used that aggressive, conquering language among themselves regarding sex. I think that now there's less inhibition concerning sex, so you women here it more openly...

Maybe since porn is so much more accessible and mainstream now women feel they have a certain physical standard to live up to?

Maybe. You ladies and your body image issues, it's gotta be difficult...

Can guys honestly say they separate their real life expectations in the bedroom from their fantasies?

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For sure! We learn quickly in our teens and 20s what to expect irl as opposed to the fantastic portrayal of sex on screen...

If both your ex wives thought anything was "icky" regarding their man's normal physical response then I get why you have 2 ex wives. LOL (I meant that if they felt sex is icky then why pick that kind of woman? more of a commentary on the ex's shortcomings than yours)

Ask most married guys: all the sex, bjs, anal, etc., is AWESOME at the start of a relationship, but over the course of time it often becomes a chore for the ladies when the shine wears off the apple (so to speak). That's why I love this joke: Scientists have discovered a substance, that when eaten by women, reduces sex drive by 90%. They call this substance wedding cake. I think this is because of our main point, which is women combine sex with emotion; if the emotions aren't just right, then their desire for sex is diminished or non-existent. Since men don't necessarily combine the two, their sex drive often stays the same.

GAH I can't explain myself. Hope you get what I was trying to say.

Nah, I get you. I'm enjoying the exchange

 

[mr sunshine]

There's nothing wrong with jacking off to porn. Anyone that says so is a woman With jelousy issues. The problem is they get jealous, nothing more nothing less

 

[mr sunshine]

Guys are the same way. If you ever accidentally see a dick and say something nice about it and dude knows it's way better then his..FUCK YOU!

 

[charface]

I appreciate that girls like pie are willing to make it happen and it sucks that men get bored easily.

But bears eat things alive.
it's nature and it won't change

 

[mr sunshine]

I appreciate that girls like pie are willing to make it happen and it sucks that men get bored easily.

But bears eat things alive.
it's nature and it won't change

I can't understand how most girls don't understand that. It doesn't matter what you do or how good you do it im still going to want to watch porn. Do what you do well enough and I won't physically cheat on you. mentally I'm cheating 24/7 my brain can't be controlled by pussy because well, pussy...

 

[Joedank]

Yes Russia. It's Pussyriot and I am not sure why she is fucking a chicken because I don't speak Russian

funniest post ever!

 

[mr sunshine]

I always loved it when a dumb bitch i was just fucking though she held all the chips just because like @tyler.durden said they're the gate keepers or whatever. I'd make it a point not to fuck that bitch ever again. I refuse to enter a place ran by a dictator.

 

[justugh]

So I was reading the match.com thread and I was seeing a lot of people say their girls got pissed when they watched porn. I had a ex like that, I'll never date a girl like that again.

I am not a cheater. Yes immoral thoughts at times. I'm pretty open at the beginning of the relationship. Im like "so how are we going to do this" I let them know it's cool if you want to fuck other guys but tell me now so I don't have to kill you later. I'm down with swinging but I need to know from the start.. Because there is obviously a different attachment.

But porn for fucks sake? If I walked into the room and caught my girl flicking the bean. Well I think that would be hot AF.. That's how every porn starts..

So this happened with a girl that I use to date that y'all know. Well one day she left a page open.. She had a strange fetish, lol.. Fat chicks belching and stuffing.. Seriously I was lmfao. I guess stuffing is when fat chicks eat to much??? Definitely not my genre of porn but whatever. She was so embarrassed it was pretty cute. So I told her about my weird fetishs that aren't to weird you know just the regular guy stuff like midget shemale amputees.

But seriously if my chic got mad at me for watching porn I would leave her so fast. Porn is a big part of my life.. It's like my oldest hobby and shit. I've seen like 7% of the worlds porn.

So to females users why do y'all care?

dude that is a easy one

to females it is cheating .......they should be enough for u if u need something else to get u off that reflects badly on them they take it personal ....they get hurt then pissed then u hear about it .....it is your fault for not telling them u wanted something different in the bed room and when u do say it they say no and watch porn that is 1000% worst because she said no and u went somewhere else to get it she can not trust u are a dog just looking for a hole in the fence to get out and do what u need too