Phrase I am absolutely tired of hearing:

[WeedFreak78]

Just, no. This is biology not philosophy.

Lots of great posts in general here, I've laughed more than a few times. Guilty af of the LED comment...

We're dealing with life that doesn't follow any hard and fast rules. If you're expecting A+B to equal C every time, you need to rethink your expectations.

I have a buddy that bad mouths seed companies because he got some bad phenos when buying single seeds. He thinks they should be carbon copies, doesn't understand genetic expression of different phenotypes within a lineage. Certain strains have more genetic disparity, so therefore, "strain dependent" is a valid answer, imo.

Maybe "pheno dependent" is more accurate.

 

[WeedFreak78]

It is what it is.

I use that all the time. Better than saying "just fucking deal with it! "

 

[WeedFreak78]

" just want to touch base"

Every dickhead manager in my last placed used this a coupe dozen times a day. They stopped when I started saying "but I want to rub heads" ..lol

 

[dagwood45431]

I use that all the time. Better than saying "just fucking deal with it! "

Yeah, I have a friend who said it about literally everything and it wore me out. I even told him it was driving me nuts. Then, I started saying, "it isn't what it isn't", all the time to annoy him (means the same thing). He still says it but not as much. I am an asshole. I am completely aware of this fact and not particularly proud of it. It's kind of like Hotel California, Stairway to Heaven or Free Bird. One more time for any of those and I think my head will explode.

 

[Jimmy Sparkle]

"My friend was wondering " just admit its you ya dick lmfao

 

[bazoomer]

" No...we're not getting a Shetland pony "

 

[jonsnow399]

Yeah, I have a friend who said it about literally everything and it wore me out. I even told him it was driving me nuts. Then, I started saying, "it isn't what it isn't", all the time to annoy him (means the same thing). He still says it but not as much. I am an asshole. I am completely aware of this fact and not particularly proud of it. It's kind of like Hotel California, Stairway to Heaven or Free Bird. One more time for any of those and I think my head will explode.

will your head literally explode? If so, how do you re assemble it?

 

[whitebb2727]

Just, no. This is biology not philosophy.

Lots of great posts in general here, I've laughed more than a few times. Guilty af of the LED comment...

Just yes. Sometimes.

 

[dagwood45431]

will your head literally explode? If so, how do you re assemble it?

Yes, literally and I won't be able to reassemble it. It's like a pumpkin.

 

[Cletus clem]

Not a phrase but peoples lack of understanding the reproductive functions of these plants. Ive seen multiple times and dealt with in real life "ive got a nanner, how did my plant get pollinated?"

 

[SoOLED]

"My friend was wondering " just admit its you ya dick lmfao

AKA: SWIM

 

[Lordhooha]

Not a phrase but peoples lack of understanding the reproductive functions of these plants. Ive seen multiple times and dealt with in real life "ive got a nanner, how did my plant get pollinated?"

Like it's a mystery lol

 

[Cletus clem]

Like it's a mystery lol

I guess it is!!!! Also, "my insert strain got pollinated so these will be the same right?" Well, which plant pollinated them? "I dunno?" Well then you dunno wtf they are then! "Huh?"

 

[Budley Doright]

Yeah, I have a friend who said it about literally everything and it wore me out. I even told him it was driving me nuts. Then, I started saying, "it isn't what it isn't", all the time to annoy him (means the same thing). He still says it but not as much. I am an asshole. I am completely aware of this fact and not particularly proud of it. It's kind of like Hotel California, Stairway to Heaven or Free Bird. One more time for any of those and I think my head will explode.

You meant "literally" explode didn't you .

 

[Budley Doright]

. Slow times at Riu I guess. But yup put more cal mag on it, I hear it fixes everything.

 

[Bugeye]

I'm in week 9 of flower and have a deficiency. One leaf has a spot on it.

 

[jonsnow399]

I'm in week 9 of flower and have a deficiency. One leaf has a spot on it.

Its Cal mag, flush with 25 gallons RO water, water 6 times a day with 5 cups per gallon calmag, making sure to have at least a 200 percent runoff.

 

[zeddd]

Its Cal mag, flush with 25 gallons RO water, water 6 times a day with 5 cups per gallon calmag, making sure to have at least a 200 percent runoff.

Depends on the strain

 

[jonsnow399]

Depends on the strain

and every grow is different.

 

[Cyah1990]

I always wondered is it possible to find a pheno that was fire no matter when you Harvested? Like between weeks 8 tru 10 instead of checking trick, ne one had plants like that?