Ways to fuck with your neighbor WITHOUT jail time.

[Stickerpie]

nah

other neighbors would get burned out too

Just effin move and get on with life.

 

[Gerardo Reyes]

I have a neighbor that called the cops because í was taking a piss in my fence, its my property. They took me to jail. She is a new neighbor but I want to fuck with her without going to jail.

 

[ANC]

 

[SoOLED]

sublet to the worse people you can find?

move?

personally I think you should draw as little attention to yourself as possible.

 

[OrganicGorilla]

Pay someone to constantly egg the front of their house and cars late at night.

 

[Singlemalt]

I have a neighbor that called the cops because í was taking a piss in my fence, its my property. They took me to jail. She is a new neighbor but I want to fuck with her without going to jail.

Cut off your penis and put it in her mailbox, she'll get the message

 

[srh88]

I have a neighbor that called the cops because í was taking a piss in my fence, its my property. They took me to jail. She is a new neighbor but I want to fuck with her without going to jail.

Does she have kids? I don't see any other reason you'd go to jail

 

[Bareback]

I have a neighbor that called the cops because í was taking a piss in my fence, its my property. They took me to jail. She is a new neighbor but I want to fuck with her without going to jail.

Too late..

Now it's war.

 

[jerryb73]

Does she have kids? I don't see any other reason you'd go to jail

That's what I was thinking, who goes to jail for pissing in their yard

 

[srh88]

That's what I was thinking, who goes to jail for pissing in their yard

i can imagine a fine or something like that.. just because someone else seen it. but definitely not jail

 

[Bob Zmuda]

Well I will move when my lease is up unless I find something I can't pass up before that. But my point is I haven't done anything to this woman, who, apparently needs to grow up and realize that being a bitch won't get her anywhere.. When I went in the office and asked her what the issue was with all the stomping on the floors beating on the walls, (she was asst mgr), she had nothing to say other than tried to blame it on her kid playing and I know the difference between a kid playing and adults harassing.. and you say just move like it's so easy, it would be a lot easier if she'd just grow the hell up, it's not that hard!!

Nice nipples.

Are those asian?

 

[jerryb73]

i can imagine a fine or something like that.. just because someone else seen it. but definitely not jail

Agreed..

 

[srh88]

Agreed..

real talk

 

[jerryb73]

real talk

Lol, I was gonna say that but went the other direction..

 

[MMJ Dreaming 99]

Invite Mexicans over for a backyard party and play Mraiachi music. Tell the neighbors your friend at work is married to a cartel member.

 

[ttystikk]

Cut off your penis and put it in her mailbox, she'll get the message

The Van Gogh maneuver.

 

[mr sunshine]

My advice was spot on, this thread should have been closed after my post. Now it's all lost in a sea of bad advice. SUCKS

 

[BarnBuster]

I have a neighbor that called the cops because í was taking a piss in my fence, its my property. They took me to jail. She is a new neighbor but I want to fuck with her without going to jail.

prolly thought you were weenie wagging

 

[Enigma]

Exposing yourself in public is a bad idea.


DON'T bring anymore attention to your dogs!!! They could easily poison and kill them if you just let them out. I always walk my dogs and watch them. I don't trust people.

Cameras are your best friend, catch them doing anything illegal on your property and you have them by the balls.

Get to know your other neighbors, they might not like those people either, there is strength in numbers.

Is there a home owner's association?

It would be advisable to tread lightly here, anything you do could come back on you, it's best not to be seen doing it if you do get your hands dirty, which I don't recommend.

 

[ANC]

Find a dog that looks exactly like theirs, train it to be mean and aggressive. Swap dogs.