What did you accomplish today?

UncleBuck said:
i'm doing about 3/4 of all childcare right now but that will get reversed when i go back to work this week. it's a formula baby so that 3/4 number is all inclusive. i take over and let mama get a full 8 hours sleep whenever she needs it.
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I remember thinking I'd do just about anything for 8 uninterrupted hours! There were times I hallucinated, ugh.... nothing helps recovery more than sleep, bless you for cleaning poo happily!

Aeroknow said:
Once they start eating real food, it's shit. 100% stinky poopoo doodoo. Good luck bro.
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LOL I bet you never even considered becoming a plumber
 
curious2garden said:
I remember thinking I'd do just about anything for 8 uninterrupted hours! There were times I hallucinated, ugh.... nothing helps recovery more than sleep, bless you for cleaning poo happily!


LOL I bet you never even considered becoming a plumber
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After i got into my trade(union) my older brother said what trade should i get into. I said plumbers(he is now)or electrician(my younger brother). Do not get into my trade, it doesn't pay enough.

A plumber in the building trades doesn't fuck with doo-doo. Lol
 
UncleBuck said:
i'm doing about 3/4 of all childcare right now but that will get reversed when i go back to work this week. it's a formula baby so that 3/4 number is all inclusive. i take over and let mama get a full 8 hours sleep whenever she needs it.
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Wait, you let your wife get 8 hours of sleep and she hasn't fucked you in six months??? You're spoiling her, Buck. That ain't right. She should at least be blowing you once a week. We referred to that as the WOB (weekly obligatory blowjob)...
 
tyler.durden said:
Wait, you let your wife get 8 hours of sleep and she hasn't fucked you in six months??? You're spoiling her, Buck. That ain't right. She should at least be blowing you once a week. We referred to that as the WOB (weekly obligatory blowjob)...
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She just produced another human, 50% of his genetics! I think he's doing it exactly right.
 
Aeroknow said:
After i got into my trade(union) my older brother said what trade should i get into. I said plumbers(he is now)or electrician(my younger brother). Do not get into my trade, it doesn't pay enough.

A plumber in the building trades doesn't fuck with doo-doo. Lol
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Did I ever mention that I have done a bunch of waste and water treatment plant construction. They say " you get used to the smell " I say bullshit it smelled like shit on the first day and it smelled like shit on the last day, but you quit caring when you pour an average of 400-600 yards of concrete a week. Actually it was a lot of fun , but it still smelled like shit.
 
curious2garden said:
She just produced another human, 50% of his genetics! I think he's doing it exactly right.
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Well, of course you'd think that ;) I'm just speaking from a typical guy's perspective. For the first three months, cool. But after that... I just don't want poor Buck to start killing transients or something. Crazy stuff happens when the shit backs up too much for too long. I've been divorced twice, so take my advice with a shaker of salt...
 
Chiefs lost to the Steelers.
Fuck.
I watched that game and still managed to chop the remainder of my outdoor crop. There were only a couple of six-footers left, but it took a while to wash & hang all of it -- then clean up the mess. I cut off a lot of bud rot, and eventually decided that all of it was going to be "butter bud".
On the bright side, I don't have to do much trimming. 8)
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Unrelated sidenote:
Mrs. Stool is going to a party tomorrow and made Trump fingers...
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Chunky Stool said:
Chiefs lost to the Steelers.
Fuck.
I watched that game and still managed to chop the remainder of my outdoor crop. There were only a couple of six-footers left, but it took a while to wash & hang all of it -- then clean up the mess. I cut off a lot of bud rot, and eventually decided that all of it was going to be "butter bud".
On the bright side, I don't have to do much trimming. 8)
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Unrelated sidenote:
Mrs. Stool is going to a party tomorrow and made Trump fingers...
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So...... Mrs. Stool is going to give everyone at the party " the finger " , I've done that too. Usually after I had to much to drink, but I'm sure she has her reasons.
 
tyler.durden said:
Well, of course you'd think that ;) I'm just speaking from a typical, divorced, guy's perspective. For the first three months, cool. But after that... I just don't want poor Buck to start killing transients or something. Crazy stuff happens when the shit backs up too much for too long. I've been divorced twice, so take my advice with a shaker of salt...
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LOL FIFY it's the little things that count
 
Chunky Stool said:
Chiefs lost to the Steelers.
Fuck.
I watched that game and still managed to chop the remainder of my outdoor crop. There were only a couple of six-footers left, but it took a while to wash & hang all of it -- then clean up the mess. I cut off a lot of bud rot, and eventually decided that all of it was going to be "butter bud".
On the bright side, I don't have to do much trimming. 8)
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Unrelated sidenote:
Mrs. Stool is going to a party tomorrow and made Trump fingers...
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Contains wheat & dairy LOL
 
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