Senator Sanders, in his own words

[schuylaar]

There is a muslim immigrant at our office who everyone suspects as being the guy who shits on the toilet seat nearly every damn day. I just don't even get how the fuck that seems like the logical way to use it.

They stand on the toilet seat for a variety of reasons but #1 I believe as the natural direction the colon empties out. It does have a name but Wiki has a whole page on it if you wish to learn more.

 

[schuylaar]

No wonder Doer left.

He left because of Buck.

 

[IntergalacticHillbilly]

They stand on the toilet seat for a variety of reasons but #1 I believe as the natural direction the colon empties out. It does have a name but Wiki has a whole page on it if you wish to learn more.

I wish he would just adapt our culture instead of playing imam on the toilet seat. Seriously HR won't say a damn thing about it. But I "mansplain" to a lesbian who has no damn knowledge of the 2nd amendment or why it's there and I have to go back to training.

 

[UncleBuck]

He left because of Buck.

you said you couldn't stand his old man smell

 

[Unclebaldrick]

I wish he would just adapt our culture instead of playing imam on the toilet seat. Seriously HR won't say a damn thing about it. But I "mansplain" to a lesbian who has no damn knowledge of the 2nd amendment or why it's there and I have to go back to training.

I am glad she understood your disability. That was nice of her.

 

[Fogdog]

Actually you stand on the seat and squat like Muslim community does.. Infidel.

They use the left hand afterward. Then wash the hands well.

That's how it would be done if you are eating people food and handling the aftermath in sanitary fashion as they do in some arabic countries. Quite civilized, actually.

A good brand of dog food is designed so that it comes out dry enough so that the dog can pinch it off without needing to skid across the grass. A pet-girl would know all about that.

 

[Sativied]

[Muslims] use the left hand afterward. Then wash the hands well. That's how it would be done if you are eating people food and handling the aftermath in sanitary fashion as they do in some arabic countries. Quite civilized, actually.

A good brand of dog food is designed so that it comes out dry enough so that the dog can pinch it off without needing to skid across the grass.

Interesting association. Not much grass in the desert for those muslims to skid on though and nobody likes sand up their mangina.

They stand on the toilet seat for a variety of reasons but #1 I believe as the natural direction the colon empties out. It does have a name but Wiki has a whole page on it if you wish to learn more.

The fact it is healthier and simply more natural (we evolved to be squatting crappers) is not why muslims do it. The #1 reason is simply because most toilets in muslim countries are nothing more than a hole in the ground. I’ve been to public toilets in turkey where I nearly had to do a Van Damme just to keep my white sneakers out of the crap.

 

[IntergalacticHillbilly]

The #1 reason is simply because most toilets in muslim countries are nothing more than a hole in the ground.

I figured it was because they do everything like regular people but weirder.

 

[rkymtnman]

They use the left hand afterward. Then wash the hands well.

yep. when i worked in Saudi, they told me they cut off the right hand of thieves so that you then have to eat and wipe with the same hand. needless to say, didn't have to worry about your wallet when you went to the souk

 

[Sativied]

I figured it was because they do everything like regular people but weirder.

Arguably it is weird to build a hole above the ground to crap in, but putting in a wooden chair to sit on when you’re drunk or just tired is not sanitary, so in the west we build the chair of porcelain as well.

Modern muslim toilet.

One upside, no bitching about leaving a seat up.

 

[IntergalacticHillbilly]

Arguably it is weird to build a hole above the ground to crap in, but putting in a wooden chair to sit on when you’re drunk or just tired is not sanitary, so in the west we build the chair of porcelain as well.

Modern muslim toilet.

One upside, no bitching about leaving a seat up.

Do they stomp it down the drain?

 

[Sativied]

Do they stomp it down the drain?

No, that’s actually the problem. Even when they run out of already scarce water, they never show the decency of stomping it down the drain.

 

[schuylaar]

I wish he would just adapt our culture instead of playing imam on the toilet seat. Seriously HR won't say a damn thing about it. But I "mansplain" to a lesbian who has no damn knowledge of the 2nd amendment or why it's there and I have to go back to training.

Mention that it’s unsanitary and while his right to shit as he wishes infringes upon your right to expect a clean washroom facility and that your company is responsible if your employees get ill from floating bacteria’s and E. coli. Not everyone washes their hands either and people die from illness like this everyday.

Demand seat covers!

 

[Unclebaldrick]

Mention that it’s unsanitary and while his right to shit as he wishes infringes upon your right to expect a clean washroom facility and that your company is responsible if your employees get ill from floating bacteria’s and E. coli. Not everyone washes their hands either and people die from illness like this everyday.

Demand seat covers!

Used ones, apparently.

 

[Sativied]

Mention that it’s unsanitary and while his right to shit as he wishes infringes upon your right to expect a clean washroom facility and that your company is responsible if your employees get ill from floating bacteria’s and E. coli. Not everyone washes their hands either and people die from illness like this everyday.

Demand seat covers!

You should write your congressman about the risks muslim squatters who don’t was their hands pose for employees in the US.

 

[IntergalacticHillbilly]

I feel like I could rig up a windsheild wiper for these shithole countries sell them on the fact that it cleans their loos but in all reality it smears and splatters. Million dollar idea right there.

 

[UncleBuck]

You should write your congressman about the risks muslim squatters who don’t was their hands pose for employees in the US.

you should write anders breivik some support letters. i'm sure he's lonely in his prison cell

 

[abandonconflict]

I just squirted water at my bum after a nice big morning crap. It was so nice I decided to give myself an extra shot from the bidet for some butthole pleasure. AHHHH squeaky clean in the Philippines! Besides, I wouldn't want the cleaning wrasse attracted to my ass during the next dive.

 

[trippnface]

Bernie can't be "against big banks". Since he's voted to extend the debt ceiling.

Bernie can't be "against war" . Since he's voted for a budget which fully funds the military, ie the continuation of the military industrial complex and empire.

Bernie has no economic reasoning ability. He's never laid out any way to fund his ideas which have any basis in economic reality and which don't rely on imaginary numbers.

Bernie can't possibly be "for equality", since all of his programs lack the option of participating or not for the average person. That means his idea is "more equal" than any person who prefers not to participate and their choices not to participate are removed in favor of his mandatory choices.

Bernie isn't "against using guns offensively". How else would he enforce his policies against people who decline them? if his policies came into being, people would be forced to follow them, under pain of government gun threats for noncompliance. His ideas would INCREASE THE THREAT OF violence.

Bernie campaigned for Hillary. That should raise suspicion he's just part of the circus, not to mention his voting with her over 90% of the time.




Not to mention, Bernie's suspected criminal wife.

She's large enough to be the first and second lady simultaneously and she needs to fire her hair dresser. Not since Barbara Bush would there have been a less fuckable first lady.

Even Michelle Obama, the Idiot Bush wife and Kankles herself scored higher on the first lady fuckability chart. A serious let down after Foxy Melania, yes a very serious letdown.

And he is STILL 100% better than any shithead the DNC will put forth in the next decade.

Trump 2020 bro?

 

[ttystikk]

Bernie can't be "against big banks". Since he's voted to extend the debt ceiling.

Bernie can't be "against war" . Since he's voted for a budget which fully funds the military, ie the continuation of the military industrial complex and empire.

Bernie has no economic reasoning ability. He's never laid out any way to fund his ideas which have any basis in economic reality and which don't rely on imaginary numbers.

Bernie can't possibly be "for equality", since all of his programs lack the option of participating or not for the average person. That means his idea is "more equal" than any person who prefers not to participate and their choices not to participate are removed in favor of his mandatory choices.

Bernie isn't "against using guns offensively". How else would he enforce his policies against people who decline them? if his policies came into being, people would be forced to follow them, under pain of government gun threats for noncompliance. His ideas would INCREASE THE THREAT OF violence.

Bernie campaigned for Hillary. That should raise suspicion he's just part of the circus, not to mention his voting with her over 90% of the time.




Not to mention, Bernie's suspected criminal wife.

She's large enough to be the first and second lady simultaneously and she needs to fire her hair dresser. Not since Barbara Bush would there have been a less fuckable first lady.

Even Michelle Obama, the Idiot Bush wife and Kankles herself scored higher on the first lady fuckability chart. A serious let down after Foxy Melania, yes a very serious letdown.

Voting to extend the debt ceiling is not an indicator that he's in the bag for big banks.

You thinking it is would be an indicator that you need to learn more about economics.

Running a deficit isn't necessarily a bad thing. If it is so excessive that inflation spikes that's when you dial it back.