Sorry dad, I'll do better next time
When I grow up I'll make you proud! My skills of putting internet jockeys in their place with some mere flicks of my fingers will astound even you dad and if it doesn't I'll probably end up as a junkie on the streets of San Francisco. Please be proud of me dad! PLEASE BE PROUD OF ME DAD! I SWEAR MY LIFE WILL SHATTER TO PIECES IF YOU DON'T START SHOWING SOME PRIDE IN ME DAD! DO YOU WANT TO BE THE DAD THAT EVERYBODY KNOWS HAS THE JUNKIE SON? IS THAT WHAT YOU WANT? EVERYBODY JUDGING YOU, ASKING WHERE YOU WENT WRONG IN RAISING ME?
No, no you don't. So tone it down because if you don't I'll shove a needle full of smack in this arm so freaking fast it'll make your head spin. Don't try me.
And I love you