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tyler.durden

tyler.durden

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Heading off soon to play my Valentine's Day gig at a downtown hotel restaurant/lounge. I'm bringing all my best shit, Including my $3500 Bose PA system, to sound my best. The manager stated that they are thinking about having a weekly regular gig there every week, so I need to put my best foot forward. Got the same gig tomorrow, these two gigs will pay rent next month. Went to go file that lawsuit on Wednesday, but all the court houses were closed for Lincoln's birthday. They never even announced that they would be closed, so there were dozens of disappointed people walking away cursing them. Why tell us, who the fuck are we, right??? Assholes. Anyway, Happy VD!
 
Laughing Grass

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tyler.durden said:
Heading off soon to play my Valentine's Day gig at a downtown hotel restaurant/lounge. I'm bringing all my best shit, Including my $3500 Bose PA system, to sound my best. The manager stated that they are thinking about having a weekly regular gig there every week, so I need to put my best foot forward. Got the same gig tomorrow, these two gigs will pay rent next month. Went to go file that lawsuit on Wednesday, but all the court houses were closed for Lincoln's birthday. They never even announced that they would be closed, so there were dozens of disappointed people walking away cursing them. Why tell us, who the fuck are we, right??? Assholes. Anyway, Happy VD!
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bummer that you have to work on valentines night :( Are you at least bringing your chamber music hottie with you?
 
tyler.durden

tyler.durden

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Laughing Grass said:
bummer that you have to work on valentines night :( Are you at least bringing your chamber music hottie with you?
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Nah, she's out of town. But, I'm glad that I didn't. All night this curvy, young server knew all my tunes and was singing and bopping along. When I was done, she asked if I was hungry, and I was. She brought me a large plate of wings with the best hot sauce I've had in years. Fucking delicious. She then asked if I wanted a drink, and I said scotch neat. She brought that over, I downed it, and she asked if I wanted another. I said, 'only if you have one with me.' She giggled and said she can't drink yet, but she got off at midnight. That was 3 hours from then, yikes. I told her I was back tomorrow, and she said, 'Great! I'm off at 9pm tomorrow. We can have drinks then.' I almost got a chubby. Then I thought, what the fuck am I doing??? She's way too young for me, and I'm trying to get a regular gig here. Do I really want to start off by shitting where I eat? She's so cute that if I can smash, I just may. Fuck this gig. That's stupid. Lord, help me make the right decision...
 
Singlemalt

Singlemalt

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tyler.durden said:
Nah, she's out of town. But, I'm glad that I didn't. All night this curvy, young server knew all my tunes and was singing and bopping along. When I was done, she asked if I was hungry, and I was. She brought me a large plate of wings with the best hot sauce I've had in years. Fucking delicious. She then asked if I wanted a drink, and I said scotch neat. She brought that over, I downed it, and she asked if I wanted another. I said, 'only if you have one with me.' She giggled and said she can't drink yet, but she got off at midnight. That was 3 hours from then, yikes. I told her I was back tomorrow, and she said, 'Great! I'm off at 9pm tomorrow. We can have drinks then.' I almost got a chubby. Then I thought, what the fuck am I doing??? She's way too young for me, and I'm trying to get a regular gig here. Do I really want to start off by shitting where I eat? She's so cute that if I can smash, I just may. Fuck this gig. That's stupid. Lord, help me make the right decision...
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And the Lord saith "verily, verily, I say unto thee: Do eeeeet!"
 
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