Ways to fuck your neighbor WITHOUT jail time

[cannabineer]

Translation:

“Motherfucker, you think this is the first time I’ve fought someone naked with my dick hanging out?! En garde, bitch!”

 

[shrxhky420]

Nah, I never had problems with Cabineer. Being falsely accused of something enrages me. Aside from that, not much does.

What did I falsely accuse you of?

Other than being a tough guy.

SH420

 

[rkymtnman]

Careful guys, he says he’s a tough motherfucker...

when somebody says that to random people on the internet, you know that shit is for real!

 

[rkymtnman]

Being falsely accused of something enrages me.

oh shit, here it come!

 

[cannabineer]

Nah, I never had problems with Cabineer. Being falsely accused of something enrages me. Aside from that, not much does.

In that case you really really should not have sent me that PM.

 

[neosapien]

When we bought this house 11 yrs ago I found one next door neighbor trespassing in our yard, talking to the neighbor on the opposite side. I said nothing, just observed.

A few days later it happened again, this time he had his GF and leashed dog with him. I walked out to where he was, let him know this is trespassing and I'm not having it. I have never trespassed and hadn't seen it on our properties, prior.

The 3rd time I saw this dude I threatened him with bodily harm. Told him I need no gun, I'd rip him apart. He had 10 seconds to disappear. The idiot called the police! They came and sided with me.

He has never shown his face since.

This all goes back to your very 1st post. You obviously didn't read this thread very well because it pertains to "fucking" my neighbor. In my case, penis to vaginal penetration. And yet, you needed to throw out the tough guy in you about how you greet your new neighbors. So we did some light, and I mean light, poking.

I haven't been home till 10 min ago, I deleted nothing.

I don't give a fuck how long you've been at RIU, ur a douchebag. Don't care how many minions like ur bullshit posts. And I am a tough motherfucker....anything else?

And then rather than go with the flow of the internet and the pokings, you doubled up and activated go go gadget tough guy. These people are not my minions. They are my friends. Because we are all fucking hilarious and can take it as good as we give it. Being a tough guy doesn't get you very far on the internets. Lets start over. Do you have any nudes to share?

 

[Tangerine_]

This is way better than the original thread.

Do a Neo penis puppet show from behind the wooden fence? Thats bound to get ya a little action.

 

[Laughing Grass]

Apparently that is a thing.

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Which is unfortunate, because I thought I was about to be very wealthy.

Booo Vegas is the only north american show.

~ PUPPETRY OF THE PENIS ~

www.puppetryofthepenis.com

 

[The Outdoorsman 101]

Translation:

“Motherfucker, you think this is the first time I’ve fought someone naked with my dick hanging out?! En garde, bitch!”

Been there.

 

[Metasynth]

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foiled by a turgid épéen

You could lose an eye that way, better use protection

 

[randallb]

I've got a neighbor that has the back deck light on 24/7 and they don't even live there! They're from Cali and bought a cheap (250K) house in back of me. I'm so fucking mad I can't see stars and shit in the mornings. It's like a Chinese water torture. The fucking thing just eats at me. The bulb burned out once but when they came to visit, or whatever the fuck they're doing, they put in a new light and turned the bastard on again. So shooting it out wouldn't help. They'd just replace it. Talking to them is like giving them the pleasure of knowing they're pissing me off. Oh well...

You have a neighbor...... that doesn't live there....... shining a light in your eyes............you might need to get back on line for a set of balls to find a solution.
If you want to be diplomatic, tell them your issue and ask them to put a motion detector on the light.
If you don't want to do either of those, hire a lawyer and sue for light pollution.

Or you could sit there and just take it.............then ask for a solution on an internet weed forum. Your call, lol

 

[raratt]

They're from Cali

Hey, I resemble that remark, don't blame it on Cal. They are just jerks. Sounds like a well placed piece of plywood with mylar on it would work.

 

[Bareback]

Hey, I resemble that remark, don't blame it on Cal. They are just jerks. Sounds like a well placed piece of plywood with mylar on it would work.

I’m really liking this idea , but maybe take it over board with multiple pieces and focus them to one area.

 

[Tangerine_]

This threads just getting better and better.
Has the potential to be a 5 star thread.

 

[neosapien]

I can't believe this thread tripped that many people up. So what's that say about us? We no longer think about fucking our neighbor but rather fighting them? Or people on the internets just don't read too good? lol

#MAFA

Make America Fuck Again

 

[Metasynth]

This threads just getting better and better.
Has the potential to be a 5 star thread.

Voted #1 thread to read whilst producing a #2

 

[Grandpapy]

I can't believe this thread tripped that many people up. So what's that say about us? We no longer think about fucking our neighbor but rather fighting them? Or people on the internets just don't read too good? lol

#MAFA

Make America Fuck Again

I'm taking empty egg cartons to my neighbor, with any luck Ill post a beta max of the visit.

 

[beernutz]

Throw some raw red meat on top of thier roof ....then watch em go crazy with birds up on the roof pecking away at the meat for days on end

 

[Tangerine_]

Yeah, I could see all that bird shit hitting the roof like gentle rain. It might help to set the mood.

 

[DarkWeb]

Sometimes on a road trip........you "miss a turn" and still have a good time.........