The P.I.S.S. Method - ( Pee in your Soil Stupid ) Grow Guide

[Budzbuddha]

Piss Foliar Results … 10:1 urine solution mix
All plants were sprayed twice a week from first set leaf til now ( transplant).

Transplant time and got thick rooting. I misted each plug then set in a pre-charged ( calmag and maxi grow ) moist coco. They still will continue to get “ Foliar Pee spray. “

As they continue to grow out , i will top and train.

 

[Budzbuddha]

Maximus Eurethrus - Transplant time

As stated before - this plant will be soil with continued Foliar and piss watering . Fabric pot filled with Recipe 420 ( amended with Kelp meal ) / Extra pumice / Rooting powder and Dynomyco.

10:1 dilute Foliar ( water to piss )
3:1 Pee Water / Drench ( water to piss )

Plant looks Indica leaning

Plant on the pee will be featured both here and on my vipar spectra thread ( light review ) - two threads / one piss

 

[Hashpants]

 

[Budzbuddha]

Pee Power !

 

[Budzbuddha]

Experiment Time - Piss Armor SI

Decided to up the foliar game - with a new concocktion ( ) ….

Introducing Piss Armor SI

10:1 pee dilute ( monster energy b vitamin fueled )
Armor S1 @ appropriately 1/8 tsp.
citric acid ph to 7.0
Spray bottle

I performed a light LST on the girls today with attention to Maximus Eurethrus getting a “ circumcision ( topping ) to fuel side growth.

 

[cannabiscrusader]

SCIENCE!

 

[Budzbuddha]

PEE ALERT - update



Maximus Eurethrus ( max carnage strain )

Here she be … my pee princess. She is now getting weekly piss drenches and once a week Piss Armor SI foliar . The “ drench “ is a pee fortified 10:1 ( for now ) dilution. I added a slight top dressing of FFOF as I am not feeding in the usual sense. Plant is on medium only and pee water.

Foliage is a little dark but nothing for me to sweat over. However ….. her leaves are looking kind of like a duck foot plant. She is topped as you can see and has way more vegging to go before I flip . But , may take a cutting of this unusual little lady.

 

[Budzbuddha]

Experiment Time

Piss Cloning : Air Layering

Well , decided to try some air layer clones on Maximus Eurethrus. I didn’t want to out right chop of the stems so as i was blessing the porcelain throne with sweet nectar - I thought- hey let’s experiment.

So i grabbed a couple of rooters - cut about a 1/4 off if size / half split and soaked them in my life giving loin water.

As you can see i did wear gloves - cuz its fucking piss. I used foil for now ( no clear wrap on hand ) and will just ket the plant do its thing.

Hopefully it doesn’t mutate and jump out of pot and try to choke me.

Pee Power !

 

[Budzbuddha]

Might wrap some scotch tape over them to keep the moisture in.

 

[cannabiscrusader]

Experiment Time

Piss Cloning : Air Layering

Well , decided to try some air layer clones on Maximus Eurethrus. I didn’t want to out right chop of the stems so as i was blessing the porcelain throne with sweet nectar - I thought- hey let’s experiment.

So i grabbed a couple of rooters - cut about a 1/4 off if size / half split and soaked them in my life giving loin water.

As you can see i did wear gloves - cuz its fucking piss. I used foil for now ( no clear wrap on hand ) and will just ket the plant do its thing.

Hopefully it doesn’t mutate and jump out of pot and try to choke me.

Pee Power !
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The ol tinkle teabag trick. Nicely done. Remember to stay hydrated, you're pissing for 4 now. Don't let anyone tell you you've had enough. Let the women in the private breastfeeding room give you dirty looks when you have to pump. Your sacrifice is noted

 

[Budzbuddha]

Pee Babies !

 

[Budzbuddha]

Tester plants - gets the Pee Foliar mist.

 

[Nugnewbie]

Hey Urination, I have a question as to what are best practices for collecting and usage of pee for my "piss-charged" biochar project.

In this procedure, I plan to mix 10% charged biochar into my Coots mix. From what I've read, collected urine should sit for a while to become sterile. The time frame is months from what I gather. But, I don't really have the time to wait that long. I have a few weeks before I transplant into this soil.

I guess my question is, how do I go about collecting, and storing my urine until I soak my biochar. My guess is I will need a few bladders full to soak the biochar. Not sure exactly how much I'll need, but suffice to say it would be several fluid ounces. Should I just starting peeing in a bucket until I have enough? Assuming I start collecting in a bucket, should I leave it uncovered so as to keep it from going anaerobic? Will a strong odor develop? Once I have enough piss collected, the plan is to soak the biochar for three days, and then mix the charged product into my soil. Will it be ok to let the soil sit and cook for any period of time with the piss-char in it? Bottom line, will I be creating nasty pathogens? Hoping some of you can chime in and share your ideas how I can safely, and discreetly (don't want to alert the wife to my project) carry this out.

Edit: Not trying to hijack your thread Budzbuddha. However, if my questions are outside of the scope of your thread, and considered disruptive, I could start my own.

 

[Budzbuddha]

Hey Urination, I have a question as to what are best practices for collecting and usage of pee for my "piss-charged" biochar project.

In this procedure, I plan to mix 10% charged biochar into my Coots mix. From what I've read, collected urine should sit for a while to become sterile. The time frame is months from what I gather. But, I don't really have the time to wait that long. I have a few weeks before I transplant into this soil.

I guess my question is, how do I go about collecting, and storing my urine until I soak my biochar. My guess is I will need a few bladders full to soak the biochar. Not sure exactly how much I'll need, but suffice to say it would be several fluid ounces. Should I just starting peeing in a bucket until I have enough? Assuming I start collecting in a bucket, should I leave it uncovered so as to keep it from going anaerobic? Will a strong odor develop? Once I have enough piss collected, the plan is to soak the biochar for three days, and then mix the charged product into my soil. Will it be ok to let the soil sit and cook for any period of time with the piss-char in it? Bottom line, will I be creating nasty pathogens? Hoping some of you can chime in and share your ideas how I can safely, and discreetly (don't want to alert the wife to my project) carry this out.

Edit: Not trying to hijack your thread Budzbuddha. However, if my questions are outside of the scope of your thread, and considered disruptive, I could start my own.

Happy to see a larger scale OP .
I only designed this thread as an experiment to “ See if the Pee “ ( hey I rhymed ) was a viable indoor option. Since the beginning of time bladders of yellow gold squirted their life giving liquid on trees / bushes and crops - so i think the science is there.

But for your Piss Project - I found this.
Godspeed Piss Avenger.

http://richearthinstitute.org/wp-content/uploads/2021/05/UrineMyGarden_DIYGuide.pdf

 

[Nugnewbie]

Happy to see a larger scale OP .
I only designed this thread as an experiment to “ See if the Pee “ ( hey I rhymed ) was a viable indoor option. Since the beginning of time bladders of yellow gold squirted their life giving liquid on trees / bushes and crops - so i think the science is there.

But for your Piss Project - I found this.
Godspeed Piss Avenger.

http://richearthinstitute.org/wp-content/uploads/2021/05/UrineMyGarden_DIYGuide.pdf

Thank you Budzbuddha for the informative brochure. Some good tips in there for sure. I don't really want to start my own thread. Probably because of the"ick" factor of the subject. Not afraid to try working with this nutrient, but starting my own thread isn't that appeeling to me.

 

[Budzbuddha]

Thank you Budzbuddha for the informative brochure. Some good tips in there for sure. I don't really want to start my own thread. Probably because of the"ick" factor of the subject. Not afraid to try working with this nutrient, but starting my own thread isn't that appeeling to me.

Feel free to “pee” in this thread - showcase what’s happening in your garden.

All welcome to post. Sharing is caring

 

[Nugnewbie]

Feel free to “pee” in this thread - showcase what’s happening in your garden.

All welcome to post. Sharing is caring

Thank you kind sir.

 

[Budzbuddha]

Piss Inoculation - Air Layer

Today i decided to “ bump “ the air layering with some yellow gold. Since they are wrapped in foil and to avoid rooter dry out - i injected my loin liquid to the plugs.

I plan to keep rooter moist in it’s foil pouch until i go grab a roll of saran wrap and possibly re-wrap to hold moisture in. But so far everything seems ok.

I am seeing some yellow tips on leaf but will monitor.

 

[Tvanmunhen]

Piss Inoculation - Air Layer

Today i decided to “ bump “ the air layering with some yellow gold. Since they are wrapped in foil and to avoid rooter dry out - i injected my loin liquid to the plugs.

I plan to keep rooter moist in it’s foil pouch until i go grab a roll of saran wrap and possibly re-wrap to hold moisture in. But so far everything seems ok.

I am seeing some yellow tips on leaf but will monitor.

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Easy glide and a crystal skull shot glass... I can't wait until you unwrap this. Wonder if the nitrogen will hinder the growth of roots.

 

[Tvanmunhen]

Hey Urination, I have a question as to what are best practices for collecting and usage of pee for my "piss-charged" biochar project.

In this procedure, I plan to mix 10% charged biochar into my Coots mix. From what I've read, collected urine should sit for a while to become sterile. The time frame is months from what I gather. But, I don't really have the time to wait that long. I have a few weeks before I transplant into this soil.

I guess my question is, how do I go about collecting, and storing my urine until I soak my biochar. My guess is I will need a few bladders full to soak the biochar. Not sure exactly how much I'll need, but suffice to say it would be several fluid ounces. Should I just starting peeing in a bucket until I have enough? Assuming I start collecting in a bucket, should I leave it uncovered so as to keep it from going anaerobic? Will a strong odor develop? Once I have enough piss collected, the plan is to soak the biochar for three days, and then mix the charged product into my soil. Will it be ok to let the soil sit and cook for any period of time with the piss-char in it? Bottom line, will I be creating nasty pathogens? Hoping some of you can chime in and share your ideas how I can safely, and discreetly (don't want to alert the wife to my project) carry this out.

Edit: Not trying to hijack your thread Budzbuddha. However, if my questions are outside of the scope of your thread, and considered disruptive, I could start my own.

For me I would put the char in a bucket outside under a tree. Then pee on it once a day for 3 days and let it sit uncovered for 3 more days. From there use it sparingly as a topdress.

I really have no idea what I'm talking about. I'm just really high and probably how I would try lol.

Cheers and good luck! I hope to see the results.