That is FUCKING BULLSHIT to get an OWI, just for having the keys in the ignition. The point of the law is to keep people from DRIVING while drunk, not entrapping people on a damn technicality. What if I'm drunk and fixing my turn signal light. in my driveway, and I have the keys in the ignition to test the lights? Then a cop drives by and see's me stumbling around. Should he be able to give me a ticket? I've been lucky to never get an OWI, but I've only done it a few times over 25 years.
I think it's total bullshit to lump everyone in the same category. There is a big difference between .08 and .2. There should be separate charges and penalties for "impaired" or "drunk." The guy that has 3 or 4 beers and get's stopped at .08 is completely different from the guy drinking heavily and is completely plowed and can't control the vehicle.
I like driving the ATV drunk out in the woods, and do that a lot. That's half the fun of it. They can give me a ticket for that, but can't put you in jail for it. Either way, it's total bullshit. If I want to get lit up, and wrap the fucker around a tree, that's my business, not the government's.
And smoking weed? Please. I can understand if someone is completely blitzed out of his mind and can't operate properly. But, just being high is no problem. I do that all the time. Hell, I took drivers ed. stoned, just so I would learn to drive that way.
Typical...a bunch of fuckers years ago screwed it up for all of us. Now all the MADD mothers fuckers have it their way.