Can God be . . .

[Woodstock.Hippie]

very few can we "see".

 

[CrackerJax]

same goes for those friggin Froot loops!!! Love/hate 'em!!!

Bacon? Bacon is only a minor G*wd compared to....... drum roll .......

Hog Jowls!!! From the mouth of the Lord Jim Pig comes ounces of goodness, tasting and testing ur soul and adding some pepper!!

 

[Woodstock.Hippie]

Mmmmm, cracklins' !!!!

 

[undertheice]

don't be hatin' on the froot loops. the captain knows not jealousy, but tolerance is his creed. look how he shares his throne with the lowly crunchberry. there has even been talk of the beatification of toucan sam. pretenders come and go, but the captain lives on in our hearts.

 

[CrackerJax]

The G*D HogJowls ( HJ for short) will pepper ur soul and make you sneeze, and good deeds will spew forth. In that moment of deep exhalation at 200mph, you become the embodiment of the Lord Jim Pig which is the one true savior.

You can become the pig, and ur HJ exhalation shall free the world of ........ chicken (the other white meat!! Grrrrr!!!)

 

[undertheice]

see the pig, feel the pig, be the pig. sounds a bit kinky, but.....

 

[Woodstock.Hippie]

Pig.

Unless you were in the movie "Deliverance"

 

[CrackerJax]

To eat the Pig .. is to be the Pig.... Ommmm

 

[shnkrmn]

so when i turn off the lights am i surrounded by evil?

According to de Selby, night is merely an accumulation of black air and sleep merely a series of fainting fits brought on by said black air. Some of de Selby's critics have referred to his work as that of a nincompoop. Cannier scholars have reserved judgement.

But, this is neither here nor there in the present discussion

 

[shnkrmn]

Lo, and the new revelation went forth through the land.

(damn, those new prophets show up just when you're getting in the shower or something.)

Bacon? Bacon is only a minor G*wd compared to....... drum roll .......

Hog Jowls!!! From the mouth of the Lord Jim Pig comes ounces of goodness, tasting and testing ur soul and adding some pepper!!

 

[morgentaler]

undertheice - you asked for someone to provide you with your definition

good=light
evil=dark

Al Sharpton would like to have a word with you.

 

[morgentaler]

Great detective work! Babs de Selby.

Who would have guessed!

 

[Woodstock.Hippie]

for itself?

 

[Woodstock.Hippie]

I now dream of bacon briefcases.

 

[CrackerJax]

I dream in color, but I'm always watching a B/W TV.

 

[undertheice]

i only dream when i'm wide awake.

 

[CrackerJax]

I dreamt I was awake and couldn't fall asleep.

 

[Woodstock.Hippie]

I love dreaming.

 

[shnkrmn]

I now dream of bacon briefcases.

Really! Me too. Maybe it's a parallel bacon universe.



bacon trees





bacon rivers






bacon people who communicate by sizzling

 

[Woodstock.Hippie]

How best to focus and coordinate the pulses?