Can God be . . .

CrackerJax

CrackerJax

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:lol: same goes for those friggin Froot loops!!! Love/hate 'em!!!

Bacon? Bacon is only a minor G*wd compared to....... drum roll .......

Hog Jowls!!! From the mouth of the Lord Jim Pig comes ounces of goodness, tasting and testing ur soul and adding some pepper!!

 
undertheice

undertheice

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don't be hatin' on the froot loops. the captain knows not jealousy, but tolerance is his creed. look how he shares his throne with the lowly crunchberry. there has even been talk of the beatification of toucan sam. pretenders come and go, but the captain lives on in our hearts.
 
CrackerJax

CrackerJax

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The G*D HogJowls ( HJ for short) will pepper ur soul and make you sneeze, and good deeds will spew forth. In that moment of deep exhalation at 200mph, you become the embodiment of the Lord Jim Pig which is the one true savior.

You can become the pig, and ur HJ exhalation shall free the world of ........ chicken (the other white meat!! Grrrrr!!!)
 
shnkrmn

shnkrmn

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undertheice said:
so when i turn off the lights am i surrounded by evil?
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According to de Selby, night is merely an accumulation of black air and sleep merely a series of fainting fits brought on by said black air. Some of de Selby's critics have referred to his work as that of a nincompoop. Cannier scholars have reserved judgement.





But, this is neither here nor there in the present discussion:dunce:
 
shnkrmn

shnkrmn

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Lo, and the new revelation went forth through the land.:lol:

(damn, those new prophets show up just when you're getting in the shower or something.)

CrackerJax said:
Bacon? Bacon is only a minor G*wd compared to....... drum roll .......

Hog Jowls!!! From the mouth of the Lord Jim Pig comes ounces of goodness, tasting and testing ur soul and adding some pepper!!

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